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Announcing, The Long Overdue, Much Anticipated: **Red Pill Online-Dating Network.. for Women!**

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April 1, 2017

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Title Announcing, The Long Overdue, Much Anticipated: **Red Pill Online-Dating Network.. for Women!**
Author redpillschool
Upvotes 24
Comments 11
Date 01 April 2017 03:09 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit RedPillWomen
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/167222
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/RedPillWomen/comments/62q7ts/announcing_the_long_overdue_much_anticipated_red/
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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

As a long standing connoisseur of pranks, I wholeheartedly approve this message. Always nice to have a bit of humor in the sub from time to time

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[–]radioactivities94 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I learned so much about myself from this, thank you TRP! It has changed my life. I realized I'm too fucking stupid to branch swing, and I'm concerned it is causing my fallopian tubes to collapse. Will they heal themselves by the time I'm 45? Or should I just steal other people's babies and keep them in a storage locker as trophies of my traditional womanhood?

I figure if I can show a man how much of a mother I can be with such low effort by pickling infants in jars (I even add some dill to show off my cooking skills) it will allow me a lot of time to do endless cardio, binge-n-purge to keep thin and do kegel exercises until my clit grows ten times it's original size; what man would't appreciate how not only is it easy to spot, but can be stroked just like a penis so he doesn't have to guess how it works or spend more than an Alpha New York Minute on my sexual pleasure!

Why can't these fuckers who don't even lift-bro understand I'd never truly respect a man who would actually oblige my effort to intoduce his ears to my thighs for an entire evening. His low-investment strategy would keep me so horny that I'd only ever friendzone his best friend who keeps sneaking his finger in my born-again virgin lotus-flower whenever I bend over in a skirt as my man's 'solid bro' of strictly masculine loyalty says: "Hey, look over there!''

[–]BeklagenswertWiesel2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL I'm dying here

[–]theScarlettWomanModerator | Scarlett2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

All right! Time to bag me a BB sucker!

[–]NittanyLioness841 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I can't even.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Where do I sign up

[–]VigilantRedRoosterModerator1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

☜(°O°☜) Oh no you didn't!

Somebody Rick Roll this guy.

[–]RubyWooToo3 Stars0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I think you could teach /r/thebluepill a lesson on how satire is done!

[–]redpillschoolModerator Extraordinaire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

They don't get satire right because they believe this stuff is what we actually think.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Pure Gold!!!!

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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