If I finger a girl will the smell last long enough on my fingers for my mate to smell an hr away at my house?

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Title If I finger a girl will the smell last long enough on my fingers for my mate to smell an hr away at my house?
Author dylanrockz2002
Upvotes 78
Comments 35
Date 26 June 2017 01:18 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/180374
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/6ji3ac/if_i_finger_a_girl_will_the_smell_last_long/
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[–]SoulRebel9997 points98 points  (8 children) | Copy

If you put your finger her butt, it'll last longer. You can preserve that smell.

[–]dylanrockz2002[S] 93 points94 points  (7 children) | Copy

But that's gross fucking hell mate

[–]trpanak1n47 points48 points  (5 children) | Copy

alright mate. i dont know what kind of shit you guys do down on that rock of yours - but in the states we dont fucking have our mates smell our fingers after fingering a sheila or any broad for that matter. no matter how young you are. that is weird. just tell him you got some snatch. you dont need to have him smell your finger to prove your root. thats fucking weird m8. get in it and get on with it.

[–]PubertEHumphrey16 points17 points  (4 children) | Copy

Yeah we do. Source: am from the states.

[–]trpanak1n3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy

no we dont dude thats fucking weird Source: i am from the states i guess its a regional thing

[–]Rustic_Mango7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

Then why are you speaking like an Australian?

[–]PubertEHumphrey0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly what I was about to say. I think this guy just didn't have many sexual interactions or friends that did, because when I was (and even a little now), guys share pic and stupid stuff like finger smell because it's funny. Given the finger thing is kind of gross.

[–]trpanak1n0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

because i fucking feel like it.

[–]SoulRebel992 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nah it's sarcasm. Wash your damn hands!

[–]kevintd74 points75 points  (2 children) | Copy

Why isn't Declan going to be there too?? That baby carrot todger having wanker deserves a whiff of the afterfanny just the same

(Thanks for the gold, stranger!)

[–]dylanrockz2002[S] 46 points47 points  (1 child) | Copy

lol Declan's not my mate. Just Callum

[–]yelruh002 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is Callum a Redditor? We need his input here.

[–]wheresMYsteakAt25 points26 points  (5 children) | Copy

Just rub your hand in your arm pit without any deodarent smells very similar. But you say Callum which makes me think irish, and most likely a red head. I've only banged 2 red heads but both had pretty smelly pussies. When I think back on it every irish girl I've ever been with stank. Maybe wipe your ass with your hand and dip it in a can of tuna or he wont be fooled.

[–]dylanrockz2002[S] 18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy

Callum is my mate and I'm not bent! The girl is from Brent in the UK

[–]wheresMYsteakAt21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy

Be careful, alot of trannys around the Brent area, sounds like thats what you got...on your hands. What are you going to do if Callum smells your hand and asks why it smells like ball sack?

[–]dylanrockz2002[S] 37 points38 points  (1 child) | Copy

If she doesn't have a minge I think I'd figure that out before fingering her.

[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Well u can't be rude if you find out she's a granny while you're going to finger her, you'll just have to rub him/her out.

[–]omega_dawg930 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

lmao... damn.

[–]Mojorisin515042 points43 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wut... the... fuck... did I just read.

[–]giantbollocks15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is so alpha

[–]suchhound8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Easy

If the smell fades

Just stick it in your butt...

[–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

dunno brah, time to test it out and report the results. the internet is waiting!

[–]AiAmDreamer8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your mate doesn't need to smell her vagina. I get that you're probably sex starved horny kids, but seriously, that is completely unnecessary. Fuck the girl, tell a good story that'll make them laugh, add her to the tally, and carry on. Don't try to preserve some girl's stupid twat juice so you can get high off it.

[–]W_O_M_B_A_T4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just no OP.

[–]Cunt_Robber1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

What my daddy used to tell me, was that it was better to fuck it than to smell it.

Callum, get off your brother's reddit account and go finger her yourself!

[–]Throwawaysteve1234561 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hahaha this has to go under all time best questioned asked. First of all, nothing to do with TRP. Second of all, depends on the girl, lol, but probably. Fucking weirdo, haha.

[–]orezavi0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It doesn't even last the entire duration of sex. Almost tasteless too. But you can fake it for some kicks.

[–]Ivabighairy10 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Well looks like schools out.

Instead of playing outside mommy has the computer babysitting him.

[–]dylanrockz2002[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck you I have a summer job

[–]electrogenisis0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Wasn't you on fashion advice earlier?

[–]dylanrockz2002[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes no doubt

[–]SiulaGrande0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

wtf

[–]GunsGermsAndSteel0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If he can smell it from an hour away, that's a problem.

[–]flatox0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

No man worthy of respect claims to be exclusive if it is a lie.

[–]dylanrockz2002[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

I never said we were exclusive I just told her I wanted to be wrist deep in clunge



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