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Finally got laid a couple of times. Is it just me or do girls bodies look better in clothes?

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October 10, 2015

It's strange. I know personally my body looks way better when I'm shirtless but with the 3 girls I was with, they looked way better with clothes. Im not angry or sad or anything, just something I noticed.

You guys notice this too?

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Title Finally got laid a couple of times. Is it just me or do girls bodies look better in clothes?
Author blackby
Upvotes 62
Comments 67
Date 10 October 2015 02:00 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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[–]1anonlymouse33 points34 points  (8 children) | Copy

You'll learn what clothes hide mediocre bodies and what clothes show them off. Girls know what they've got, so usually you can just write off the ones who have the clothes that hide their flaws.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy

What are clothing items to look out for, and ones to go for?

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

The high waisted belt is called an "empire line", it's designed by fashion companies to hide a belly and make dresses in particular look elegant on elephants.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

I'm not entirely sure how to phrase this but the kinds of shirts that sort of hang off after the chest as opposed to tapering down along the stomach, usually drop to a little below the waistline. Usually worn by fat chicks to show they have big boobs and hope you're too drunk to pay attention to detail.

[–]1anonlymouse-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm not up on the fashion terminology, it's more an I know it when I see it thing. Basically there are qualities that a girl has that make her look good naked, and there are qualities that make her look bad naked. Some clothes will show off her good qualities, and others will leave you uncertain. It's any time you can't get a clear picture in your head of what she'll look like naked that she's probably using clothing to obscure flaws. If she's wearing a skirt, for instance, that doesn't make the shape of her ass clear, she probably has a flat or saggy ass. If she's wearing anything with a high waist, she's probably trying to control a spare tire.

[–]xerXXes_-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Usually the things that will be hidden are the gut, floppy boobs, waist, or ass, depending on which body part of hers sucks. Any fabric looseness in these areas will hide flaws. So oversized sweaters = hide a gut, flared skirts and dresses = cover the ass and leave a feminine shape, shift dresses = hide shapeless body and emphasize thinness.

But also, stuff designed to hold stuff in will help the figure as well. Supportive bras = perkier, contained boobs even if they sag to her knees normally, padded/push up bras = small boobs look larger, high waisted pants = the gut is contained, cinched waist dresses/skirts = defined waist.

And then there's just misleading clothing items like high heels. Once she takes them off her legs will look thicker, stubbier, and several inches shorter. Her ass may not be pushed out anymore depending on her normal posture and she may now have a gut. Add shape wear to the mix and it's really hard to tell what a woman's body actually looks like.

[–]Mattpilf53 points54 points  (3 children) | Copy

Looks like you banged 3 skinny fat chicks.

Edit: Spelling.

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[–]rymdsylt 6 points6 points [recovered] | Copy

I'd say everything about girls are false advertising. Only the unicorns are real. But we know those don't exist, so my first sentence must be true.

[–]1RPSigmaStigma5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Why do you think girls are so quick to accuse men of being "fake" or telling men to "just be yourself"? It's mostly projection. Most girls are mirrors, doing whatever they can to mold themselves in to whoever they have to be to get the attention, validation and status they crave.

[–]Senior ContributorSkorchZang17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

Reminded me of the old joke.

son: "Dad, why do girls have to wear high heels, make-up and perfume all the time?"

dad: "Because they're short, ugly, and smell bad, son."

[–]wehadtosaydickety14 points15 points  (2 children) | Copy

If they aren't actually fit this will often be true. Also genetic of the hips and tits. E.g. Small tits look better with clothes on. But yea there are some girls I fuck with their clothes on if they are wearing a skirt or something.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy

And some big tits look better when supported

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If her tits aren't that great, just keep her bra on and fuck from behind.

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[–]Smigg_e7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

People be bitter. Pussy all feels the same Lmao turn the lights off or close your eyes

[–]BrunoGerace7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Bless Your Heart, BlackBy. You just tripped over a fundamental truth. Our expectations MUCH overpower our realities. This should not encumbrance your life in the least. HER body is a reality...if not quite what you were told to expect...nor is yours', hers'. NEVER MIND. Just move forward within this reality.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children) | Copy

Maybe sleep with girls that keep themselves in shape?

[–]blackby 2 points2 points [recovered] | Copy

True but I go to one of those old school sausage fest gyms. Wouldn't find one there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

What about in other places? Are there no attractive girls in your city?

[–]bidi1230 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

In shape girls demand money for their punani. Alpha never pays for sex.

[–]Endorsed ContributorNightwingTRP2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I feel sorry for girls who look better with their clothes on. But trust me, there are many out there who look better without.

The next complaint you'll have is why are so many chicks shit at blowjobs despite believing they're awesome? Why do so many chicks need to be taught how to ride a dick properly and actually need telling to try to avoid snapping it? These questions will really boggle your mind when they're posed about sluts with double digit partner count.

[–]Merica9112 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Skinny (fit) girls look fucking amazing with their clothes off.

[–]rearended7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Can confirm. 5'7" weigh 125 but I don't look good naked. I love fall/winter because I can wear more layers and hide the mom body.

Edit: I also work in retail clothing. I know all the silhouettes that flatter/minimize different parts of the body depending on body shape. Every day I am an accomplice to the disguised spare tire, flat ass, and belly pudge. Women will spend hours with me in the fitting room finding things that perfectly flatter her figure. It's a pretty deal to a lot of us. Sorry :|

[–]FrameWalker5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't forget makeup

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (17 children) | Copy

No, I actually agree. The lines my body makes from my gains make for some nice designs, I'm functional, strong, tall, and beastly. Women just kind of exist. Very very few have those indents that I do or my imposing structure. I'm biologically wired to like them but I know I'm the objectively prettier thing there.

I think the same is true for their personalities.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children) | Copy

You sure you're not biologically wired to like dudes? It sounds like you're biologically wired to like dudes.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]blackby 17 points17 points [recovered] | Copy

You know it's funny.. the first girl I slept with, we were on the bed making out and I was trying to escalate but she didn't want to. I kept trying and got her down to her panties..which took a fucking hour (still a noob).

Anyways, I got frustrated and was getting sweaty so I said Im tired of this and im gonna shower. She said whatever. I took off my clothes and tossed it and she yelled wait. She said " look good...".

She said lets fuck in the shower,I said alright. She goes in first and tells me to wait. I come in and I see her naked and I was like wtf.. It's not that she looked horrible, just meh. I had to basically finish myself off with my hand.

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[–]blackby 5 points5 points [recovered] | Copy

Honesty,I dont know.. She probably thought I did the same as her. No bitch, I work hard instead of going on youtube tutorials and other bullshit things to see which clothes will give the illusion you look good.

[–]1Terminal-Psychosis6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Now you're more aware of the tricks of their trade.

This is a Win. Use it to your advantage.

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[–]blackby 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Yeah, won't happen again.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Also avoid pools, jacuzzis and the sea for the same reason.

[–]1Terminal-Psychosis2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Set your goals higher next time.

Keep trying, there are some really hot women out there.

Enjoy the chase and finding some that were worth it.

Even if that one girl was disappointing, you still sealed the deal, and that is part of the learning experience.

Some kids will reject a cookie because a corner is missing. Rather stamp it into oblivion than enjoy what they did get.

Have standards, by all means, but even an imperfect cookie can taste good.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I was fooling around with an overweight married woman who wanted to take a shower with me after some morning sex. I had recently slipped in the shower and dislocated my finger and used that as my excuse not to. I just didn't want to look at her naked body in the light of day. Not going there.

[–]Darkuso0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I hate when that shit happens.

[–]COW_WHISPERER-4 points-3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yea I used to think that a woman's body was the work of art. But when I started lifting & appreciating mine as well as other men's gains, I realized that a man's body is the true work of art.

A beautiful body of a man is something that is sculpted & built. A beautiful body of a woman is something that is.

[–]Goldfulgore5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy


I never get turned on by watching women in swimsuits at the beach. (Unless she has a very well defined body, but that's extremely rare.)

Put the same girl in a short skirt and that's a different story.

[–]ThrowingMyslfOutther5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy

Finally got laid a couple of times. Is it just me or do girls bodies look better in clothes?

Most women don't have curves. Hip/weight ratio is a scientifically proven attractor to men.

I personally like a reasonably thicker woman than what you see as models, just so she's more attractive naked than clothed.

*example, Kelly Brook, OMFG


[–]EscapedTheMatrix1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Christina Hendricks

[–]nofapandfurryous-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

What are you trying to tell us with those photoshopped pix?

The second pic seems to be the one closer to reality. When you take her top off, you'll realize that those big ol titties are just saggy bags of fat. There will be lots of fat around her pussy making it lose definition and look disgusting.

[–]1Reddthrown3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't forget those pointy elbows.

[–]Freddy_Fedora1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Depends I've been with both. Most girls have pretty bad bodies and use all sorts of tricks to look normal.

I was with this one girl who had the perfect porn star body with real D's. Her face was meh.

[–]bidi1231 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

They do look better in clothes.

My stomach turns every time I see cellulite thighs, saggy ass, hanging tits etc... even when girl looks like a model in tight clothes, when clothes are off everything falls apart.

But after 30+ lays you get used to it, they are all the same when undressed, chubby ones can even look (sometimes) better than skinny ones, because skin is more tight but then the cellulite moonscape ruins it for them.

[–]SexistFlyingPig3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some bodies look better in clothes. Some bodies look better naked.

[–]afroose3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

True their clothes make their hip ratio looks better. The top crop is really good to mislead men.

[–]caius_iulius_caesar1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's not just you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I will go against the grain.

Find hotter girls if they aren't doing it for you. This might be impossible in certain geographical areas.

If you aren't enjoying it and just going through the motions, there's just no point man. It's fun to add a couple of notches to the belt or break out of a dry spell, but fucking subpar women too often is just dull.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yup. Honestly if you're at the point where you'll sleep with a girl you don't really want, or are repulsed by, because you feel like you should just get it in (regularly, like /u/motivatedcat said there's a time for everything), you're still a few steps away from understanding what this whole TRP deal is about.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Porn makes things look a lot better

[–]Aweshocked1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm 17, girls my age definitely look better with some yoga pants on or something.

I was taken back by it.

[–]McLarenX2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

We're all a little desensitized by the abundance of beautiful women and porn.

[–]The_Turbinator 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Looks like you fell for the push up bra conspiracy. Fuck push up bras. False advertising.

[–]1Terminal-Psychosis4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

All bras today seem to be padded.

"T-Shirt Bra" is all they sell anymore. Give me the old fashioned underwire with a thin lacy fabric.

It IS a conspiracy, actually. You hardly see any "natural" type bras anymore. OK, the ski-suit type bras do look nice under a shirt, but are boring once you get there.

In the end it's all false advertisement, just like you say. Being aware of this makes it easier to withhold judgement until I know the full truth. That thing needs to come off first chance.

Also helps to see them in the morn with zero makeup. That can be a real eye-opener.

In the end, I try to enjoy myself. If she's not interesting enough to let hang around, then try again.

Knowledge of their tricks of the trade is half the battle in making a first assessment.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

When modern beauty standards for women consist of pluck eyebrows and don't be overweight this is exactly what you get/feel. You're perfectly normal mate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I agree.

But women are disappointing in a lot of ways so I'm used to it by now.

[–]nofapandfurryous1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I agree. Especially milfs really don't look hot with their clothes off. My dad was watching the news last night. The weather girl was some post-wall and wearing a corset.

I am a total assman and doggy should be my favourite position ever. But I usually don't go there since most girls I've ever been with haven't had nice enough asses. It was mostly unshapely flab.

Nice asses take work. Mine got the way through heavy atg squats and barbell hip thrusts. The nicest women's ass ever was of a triathlete.

Or realising that I have way better skin than most of them.

The (temporary) fix would be to go for younger girls as bad lifestyle choices haven't put that much of a dent in there and the connective tissue is still able to keep things shapely. But the cut off-line is dropping steadily. Age of consent is 16 here, though.

[–]1Terminal-Psychosis1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dancers and yoga chicks dude. Take a class.

There are normally very few men too, so if you're halfway in shape...

Fair warning, do NOT look at a ballerina's toes. Enough sexy above the ankles to make up for that though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I completely agree, was caught off guard the first time I had a ONS, since before that I only had LTRs with good bodies.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Clothes, underwear, make up, these are engineered to enhance female beauty. But they are still a hunk of flesh controlled by a 3kg chemoelectric piece of fat.

[–]Overzealous_BlackGuy-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Crazy enough im at cracker barrel with a girl whose body is amazing without clothes. I think she just cant dress well. But i agree in most situations, clothes hide the impurities and leave more to the imagination

[–]ExcelBro-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

ya you're totally right

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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