Found this one from /r/sex pretty amusing. A woman decides she wants to become a reformed slut, a born again virgin "in the eyes of God". In response, the guy cuts off all intimate contact, no kissing, etc. Turns out, not even God can trump the gina tingles. He pulls the perfect example of "freeze out", and shit-test is passed.

We so often highlight tragic tales of BP woe, I thought that as I sit here on a Sunday afternoon sipping a fine whiskey, watching a baseball game, and slow smoking some BBQ chicken, a success story was in order.

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Hi, I posted this the other day in relationship advice, but I'd like to get some info here. My gf decided POST-SEX that she wants to stop having sex because she feels wrong in the eyes of God. We have had a VERY active sex life for the past 8 months and I was just floored. My arguments to her were that our relationship dynamic is going to completely change. No more playful sexual teasing, no more laying around in provacative clothing, no more spending night in my bed each night on the weekend, etc. She made the comment the temptation is hard for her, but she thinks what we are doing is wrong. So now I feel completely obligated to not tempt her. We made out last night and I got hard but kept my hands to myself. IT FUCKING SUCKED. Anyone ever gone through this or have any advice? I'm 31 and I can't imagine not having sex until I am married and I WILL NOT rush into marriage for sex. Oh and before anyone says the usual talk to her...I already have. It turns into a guilt trip that she is trying to do the right thing and I am arguing against her wanting to be close to God. EDIT: So last night went smoothly. We went to dinner and had a few drinks and she made the comment while watching the game, "If this happens, I'll make out with you". My response, was yeah that sounds fun. I then was brutally honest and said, i enjoy making out with you, but I honestly would rather not get myself turned on for no reason. She took it well, but I could see the hurt in her face. So we get back to my place and get it bed and I am not making ANY moves like I want sex so she starts initiating with me and I am totally not giving in. She gets naked and starts doing everything she can until I couldn't hold back. So we FUCKED like champs, I fucked her in the ass for the first time, and she fingered my ass while sucking my dick to finish me off. Guess that decision she made couldn't trump her God given biological desire for sex. We will see if this continues or if she gives me a guilt trip today, but thanks for everyone's advice. I really appreciate it. TL;DR: went to dinner, she did ass to mouth, I win.