Long time lurker. Infrequent commentator. I have ingested the sidebar, worked on my MAP, and made many improvements on myself. Clearly a long way to go, but I am solidly on track.

This post is on theory, so enough about me. The words 'I love you' have been fully hijacked by the blue pill bullshit consortium. 'I love you' now means 'even if you get fat, I will still pretend to want to fuck you'. It also means 'if you behave poorly, I will be a bitch'. It also means 'I am going to do the dishes, even if I worked all day while you had coffee and bitched with your friends all day'. Fuck that.

I have switched. Accidentally in fact. After a great romp session with my wife, I smacked her on the ass and said 'I'm loving you'. And then it clicked in my mind. I was loving her. Loving that I was getting bjs again. Loving that she was not bitching all the time. Loving that she was being happy. All because I had retaken the helm and am again captain of a badass ship. She was happy to feel that the first mate position was a good one, and that I was trustworthy enough for her to let go and enjoy the freedom that comes with not trying to be the captain. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

'I'm loving you' means that, at this moment, you are kicking ass and doing what needs to be done. It also means 'don't start slacking, because my love is not unconditional'. Don't get fat. Don't be a cunt. Don't bitch. Respect the fact that I do a damn good job as a father and husband.

'I love you' means 'walk all over me'. It is a sign of weakness, and frankly disrespectful to ones' own self.