My brothers, I'm starting to see a trend, and my greatest joy of logging onto reddit to see my brothers working, is to impart the limited wisdom I have attained, from my many, completely heterosexual days at sea, surrounded by big burly, sexual men.

Redpill Bambi, the antithesis of redpill rambo. So afraid of fucking something up, that they slow to a crawl. There's many recent posts, about why one shouldn't expect their woman to shape up because you found a gym last week. Wash a few more dishes, stop listening to their nagging... No blowjobs or anal yet?

A mon dieu!

This was triage. You're asking why the tourniquet means you can't get back in the game. It's because You still ain't shit, but thats OK If you haven't fucked anything up yet, you haven't pushed. Your worries about inconsequential shit are holding you back.

Wife won't get off facebook? Wife won't initiate? Wife doesn't lift a finger around the house except to cash cheques? It's because You still ain't shit, but thats OK

But but, I have lurked for a year. Nevermind my fuckarounditis for the last 12 months, I've gotten all the goodfeels from this, and am crushing those weights at the gym. Crossfitters use these right? I kind of sort of read a little on game. I read NMMNG cover to cover man! What gives?

Get it through your stupid thick fucking head. You still ain't shit, but thats OK

But there is some hope. People hate change. Fucking despise it. It's why your EGO is there to stroke you for not doing anything differently. Maybe you've killed it and putting in serious work. maybe not. Regardless, she has one too.

What, she gonna leave because you don't hold her purse when she jingles it at you? She gets a little miffed that you're acting different? Gonna leave because you're at the gym and looking hot? Walk it through. Whats the worst thats gonna happen. This is the hard part, because you start to learn how stupid most of your consequences have been all this time.

The big question to ask yourself "Is she going to leave over this?" And the answer is almost always "Not unless she is looking for an excuse to anyways". In this case, ripping that bandaid off quick is probably doing you a favour. Once she's checked out, shes checked out.

Ever made her cry since starting your map? I did, multiple times. I'm taking snot bubbles, stomping feet level crying. Know what though? She didn't leave. Crying means emotions. What you need to watch out for is apathy. Apathy is what kills you, so you be worried when she doesn't cry over some dumb shit.

Now, my advice, of which you will neither heed, value, or do, is this... When in doubt, err on the side of action, STFU, or laughing at her womanly quibbles. IF you don't have the balls to try it, pick the most inconsequential shit ever.

Good example: I left the toilet seat up once. She came at me, screaming. I fell in the fucking thing, blah blah blah. Fucking pissed.

I couldn't stop laughing. probably 60 seconds in. All I could picture is her doing Trainspotting, the home game in there.

Fucking funny.

Know what? After about a minute of my uncrushable frame (who the fuck falls in a toilet?) she started laughing too.

This can be the power of a strong frame. Now, this example is about as inconsequential as it gets, but thats the point. Pick some dumb shit, build up the courage to start testing more boundaries with your newfound, rock hard frame you pussy.

Eventually, you start to see all the dumb shit crumble. 100%. And on the off chance you misjudge, and blow off some real shit? Hey, this is great! Hold her in your big man arms (those kettle bells) look her deep in the eyes, tell her

"Baby, I know you needed X, and I didn't do it. I made fun of it, and didn't take your feelings into account. I have to tell you, this is your fault you know... you're the one who married an asshole." Kiss her on the forehead, go fix whatever you fucked up and move on.

And now you know how far you should go before you go Rambo.

As for the 'dont eat paint' disclaimer that usually comes from there, I'll get them out of the way now. If you are a giant autistic fuckup. If you think you're a god among men, and that 30% BF is 'kind of lean' then stop, close your computer, and don't do any of this. Go learm human emotions and go lift quietly.