How to have an EASY LTR - comfort and fun

If you did not read my first post on LTRs then you missed a good shit fight. Many white knights and manginas were deeply upset that I thought men should make all the rules, lead and not let their significant other go out drinking with male friends. Many tampons were spat, bisexual girlfriends got their bfs to post angry responses, and many male hamsters told me what a bad and controlling man I am. They also explained that women are not all the same and you cannot control wimmin like that.

So now on to part two. If you read part one you can see that you are setting quite a high standard for your girl and asking almost total devotion from her. I think that if you are with a girl who gives so much, as a powerful and capable man, you should give back. In other words it is a reciprocal arrangement, if you ask her not to have male friendships then I think you cannot expect to be a hypocrite and have female friends. If you ask her to tell you where she is going and with who, you should tell her where you are going and with who. This gives her a great degree of comfort in the relationship. If she knows you are golfing/ at the gym/ at a conference and you do not have female friends then she is comfortable and happy. There is one area where I think it is OK to have a double standard and that is drinking alone. You are a man and you are an adult, you can handle alcohol without behaving badly and without having hordes of the opposite sex trying to fuck you. This cannot be said about women. This sort of relationship is not for everyone, I completely understand why you just want to pump and dump and spin plates.

  • COMFORT AND FUN

Comfort and fun is a very important part of any good LTR and it is something which I see little or no mention of in most LTR and relationship posts. We have all read how we need to lift, lead and increase our SMV. The sidebar and many top rated posts make it clear that she is essentially a child or the most responsible teenager in the room. What do children and teenagers like most of all? - Playfulness and fun. When are kids most happy? - When they are playing. All of this applies to your woman. She is an emotional creature, she wants to feel like a happy child who is safe and cared for. If she spends a decent portion of each day laughing and having fun then her feelz tell her mind that everything is OK and she can defer branch swinging for a while.

  • COMFORT

In nature females seek out the best possible mate for multiple reasons. They want a strong person to protect them, they want to be free from strife and hunger and they want healthy offspring. This is known as hypergamy in the human population and it is a female trait TRP accepts and lives with. A woman's need for comfort is fundamental to her nature and she is looking for a strong male to make her feel comfortable. This brings me to the Comfort test. We talk about the shit test in voluminous detail but we have very little advice about the comfort test. In an LTR you need to ace the comfort test consistently and easily. I will show you how.

Firstly we mirror one of the key commandments of poon, you give 2:3 of what you receive. For every three times your girl gives you comfort (I love you, a nice cuddle, a warm smile) you give her two of the same. It is not rocket science, Roissey aced this one when he wrote the commandments of poon. Just give out 2:3 what you receive. If you give equal or more, the comfort begins to smother her, she begins to think "can I do better?" She wonders if her previous assessment of your alpha positive attributes was wrong. Hypergamy begins to rear it's ugly head.

  • SEASON LIBERALLY

I like analogy, it is a powerful teaching device. We will compare being a world class chef with being a world class bitch keeper. One should always season meat and fish liberally before cooking and after. The world's best restaurants do not have salt or pepper on the table because the chef has already seasoned the food perfectly. So let's call comfort pepper, what is the salt - it is TEASING? A good chef adds salt with freshly ground pepper, you should do the same with teasing. Tease your bitch regularly. Done properly it becomes a fun game that she loves. I make the same cheesy jokes to my women and they laugh every damn time. Make her earn her comfort. Make her thankful, do not be Santa Claus handing out free presents. Keepn her on her toes, make her earn that comfort. Call her out on her stupid shit, tell her she is an oxygen thief when she talks about the width of Kim Kardashian's ass. Laugh at her when she explains at length why Jenny from work is such a bitch. Ask her exactly why she needs a Louis Vuitton bag to make her happy. Slap her on the ass when she tries to shit test you. Amused mastery is the key, tease her like you are the boss and she is applying for a job with you. Never change that dynamic.

  • BE CONSISTENT

If you are in the habit of cuddling your bitch before you go to sleep, you better keep that shit up. You are her security blanket, her shield and her sword, you cannot give it out and then withdraw it arbitrarily. Maybe you hate holding hands in public, then never do it. Do not do it once when she is in a bad mood then go back to your usual ways. Women are a lot like dogs, if you let the dog up on the bed or lounge then ban them, they do not understand why. So whatever your particular type of comfort is (cuddles, I love you's, hand holding, date night, presents) keep that stuff consistent. Routine is your friend here, no flamboyant beta displays of devotion, just a regulated metering out of affection following the 3:2 ratio. Adjust the ratio or the routine at your peril.

Always remember she is a child. If she were out in the jungle, starving and cold, just imagine how she would respond to you wrapping an animal skin around her shoulders and giving her some roasted meat from the animal you just killed and the fire you built. Keep your instincts primal and real and she will respond. She wants boundaries, care, protection and cuddles. Give these to her without overindulgence and she is yours for a time. All of this comes with my usual caveat against blue pill logic, do not think you can keep her forever. One cannot use red pill rules to obtain a blue pill goal. She is not yours, it is just your turn. These rules make your turn last longer and a lot more fun. There is no such thing as happily ever after, humans are not monogamous, albatross and gibbons are. Do not bend the rules, do not break them. Keep your bitch secure and comfortable and you get to keep her for longer than a beta does.

Enjoy