Sorry for the Facebook link but this is going viral with about 30 million views, and Facebook is the only place such faggotry thrives. TRPOffTopic is the only place I can vent about it.

This is what marriage is all about for 99.999% of women. Not a lifetime commitment to be a loyal first mate, but a one-night's orgasm of pure adulation and worship in front of all her friends (female social proof). This feeling lasts until she gets the tingles from Chad and/or decides that she's financially better off confiscating your hard-earned wealth and taking the kids with her.

Tl;dr don't get married.