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Picnics, massages, and doing the dishes...

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January 18, 2019
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These are the true keys to success.

Don't let the heathens here convince you otherwise.

Life is short. Use it to....

  • Do the dishes.
  • Mop the floor.
  • Tell your friends you're too busy to make it out for drinks.
  • Go back to school to become an artist, focusing on florals.

The key to a woman's heart is to concentrate on chores, poetry, and the languages of love. Foot massages help, too.


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Title Picnics, massages, and doing the dishes...
Author johneyapocalypse
Upvotes 40
Comments 40
Date 18 January 2019 11:22 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/203662
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/ahgbei/picnics_massages_and_doing_the_dishes/
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[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret23 points24 points  (10 children) | Copy

  • Let her do all the planning, especially vacations

  • Make sure she handles all the finances

  • Apologize profusely when she’s mad

  • Do everything she tells you to do

  • Agree with everything she says and wants (Happy wife, happy life)

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yes!

No one is happy unless “mommy” is happy. Her mood sets the tone for the entire week!

[–]An_Actual_Politician18 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy

Moms have the hardest jobs on the planet and I'm not afraid to say it all over social media.

[–]IRunYourRiver6 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy

God, that "Hapoy wife, happy life" motto is everywhere and just a little more wrong every time I hear it. I wouldn't care except that I bought into that before RP.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

They leave out the beginning.

“Happy husband, happy wife. Happy wife, happy life.”

[–]broneilbro4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

"Happy life, happy wife" - That is what it should be.

[–]cpl19791 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I tell her happy spouse happy house.

[–]broneilbro0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That’s actually very well stated...

[–]WeightsNCheatDates1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It’s amazing how many “men” have told me that since I got married 1.5 years ago.

Thanks for the “advice”

[–]dwayneglasscock1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Also, make sure she makes your career decisions for you.

[–]Redpillbrigade171 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

  • Make sure you ask for your Honey-Do list before every weekend. Go to the store and display it in your cart so everyone knows what you’re doing. Call her with questions to clarify and make sure you don’t make a mistake by buying something slightly different than indicated.

  • Let her berate you over something / anything really and then tell all your co-workers how you were in the doghouse last night.

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

Looks like jonnys wife got his phone.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

I suck my wife's boyfriend's dick so she doesn't have to.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Simple, but effective. KISS - keep it simple stupid works best.

I always found that communication really helps. I’m like a sponge these days.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Let her initiate any and all sexual encounters

Make sure you spend every waking second with her or at least thinking about her

Offer to hold her purse for her when you go on her shopping trips

Make sure you defer to her on any and all decisions. Especially regarding raising her kids (if they’re not yours that’s ok because you love her so much)

[–]downvotesanimals8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is it April fools already?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Don't ever let her get the impression that other women flirt with you. Nope, let her know that you shut that shit down and no other woman can ever even hope to get your attention. Especially her friends... as far as they're concerned you're a eunuch.

And you should really open up and share your feelings. Maybe even cry. Women love a "real" man that isn't afraid to show his softer side.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

“that other women flirt with you”

Hell no. She wouldn’t like that !

[–]The_LitzRed Beret6 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy

I am so disappointed in this sub... Nobody even mentioned FLOWERS! Especially when she is mad at you!

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Dozen roses for the win.

[–]broneilbro0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

A dozen? That's small. Go for one dozen per year!

[–]The_LitzRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thats the way, plus a Facebook post. You are going to get 'Lucky' my man.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Per infraction.

[–]SiegreicherMarsch0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If she's mad, volunteer to sleep on the couch to show her how sorry you are. If you play this right, she may calm down in a few hours and let you back into the bedroom.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You forgot eat plenty of ice cream and keep drinking beers.

Skip leg day and carry her purse.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

To bad most will not realize that nearly all the shit posting done ITT actually is perfectly fine coming from a real man.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

perfectly fine coming from a real man.

With no covert contracts

[–]mrp_awakening0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly. It's all about the frame of the interaction.

"I'm gonna do all this shit for her because it'll improve her feelings, and I need her, and I especially need sex from her"

Fail

Dishes:"Kitchen's a mess, so I'm gonna own shit and do the dishes. Oh, she's sitting in the corner on her phone, I'll direct her to get the counters". Massages: "I've got the energy and enjoy having my hands on her naked body... maybe I can try to escalate, but if it doesn't work, then no big deal". Picnic: Fine if you actually enjoy it and want to have a date.

It all comes down to frame. If you're doing it because you want to, and are leading... that's fine. If you don't want to, then don't offer or turn down if asked. Even if these so show a little beta comfort, it's not always bad in reasonable doses for the right reasons (I want to). Might not turn her on in the moment or get you laid, but the leading and acting in your frame will increase your value. However, if you do it to improve her feelz, and expect something in return (covert contract) then you're a chump and you lose.

[–]wkndatbernardus1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

Watch chick flicks with her. I recommend "Love Actually" if you are involved with a white women and "Waiting to Exhale" if you're with a black woman.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

What about Crazy Asians?

[–]gettingmymojobackRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

They’re Rich

[–]OMSnow0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The BP pussys in that movie drove me fucking nuts!

[–]broneilbro3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

In all seriousness: A HB8 who was cutting my hair and owned the barber shop was telling me about her BP of a husband. She is around 40 but seriously could pass for around 30.

Mentioned husband short, overweight, etc etc. She was talking about divorce and she was just staying . He put a recorder into her purse and overall insecure.

She mentioned guys doing dishes, cooking, laundry and just owning your shit is like porn for her. I was just trickle feeding the convo and it was entertaining seeing it. I could her drip when I stated that being a bachelor I do all and dropped if I did that while cooking a steak she would be down? She literally bit her lip when I said that and I just smiled amused at it.

Checking out, she gave her business card with what should have been her hours but instead she put her number instead. Told her to text for "appointment" hours.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She mentioned guys doing dishes, cooking, laundry and just owning your shit is like porn for her.

They always say that. Fact is, owning your shit and not zoning out from life is the attractive bit.

[–]buckeyeboy19772 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

My wife literally just said “if you help me clean it will make want to fuck you later. It will make me happier and love you more and put me in the mood.” I’m cleaning the shit out of this house right now. Mommy will fuck me later if I do!

[–]friendandadvisor2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

The main victims of war are women.

Be sure to share your feelings with women.

[–]witnessthenomorebp2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Continually ask her if she is "OK". Sploosh.

[–]Tbonesupreme1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

When we make love on Tuesdays (Date night!) I make sure to ask her if she's enjoying it every couple minutes so that I know if I'm doing it right.

[–]kyengraver0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Some funny (not funny) shit!

[–]RedPillCoach0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I was sure I clicked on the wrong sub. This is actual advice in most of them. She Cum's First and hours of oral sex are the only way to keep a woman satisfied. LMFAO. Strange these guys who follow your "advice" get starfish once a month while their wives read Vampire Pornography and 50 Shades of Gray, practically begging for a man to throw her down and ravish her hard. While her husband meekly does the dishes hoping against hope.....



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