Wife pulled a knife on me last night

bowhunter6 · 2018-09-25T15:58:20+00:00

JFC, you need to get out of there immediately. Go scorched Earth. This bitch is plotting to destroy you. Move out, meet with lawyer, record all interactions with this woman in future, maybe attempt to get restraining order before she can.

Good luck.

mrpthrowa · 2018-09-25T16:18:04+00:00

Dude, get out right now.

You know what the alternative is?

You, in a cell, behind bars. You, on a hospital bed, and then to a cell behind bars. Because whatever happens you're still going to be fucked.

Trust me, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. going out and crashing at your friend's couch is better than what's coming to you.

SteelSharpensSteel · 2018-09-25T16:03:22+00:00

If your wife threatens you with a knife, there are no good outcomes that involve you sticking around.

Time to protect yourself.

SorcererKing · 2018-09-25T16:39:50+00:00

You need to get the guns and GTFO. Leave the guns somewhere safe and NOT where you are, like with your parents or a friend. She is recording incidents like that because she is going to trump up a domestic violence charge against you. Paging /u/Red-Curious as you are in deep shit right now.

ReddJive · 2018-09-26T12:09:49+00:00

I haven't read your post history but I don't see this as depressed person. People who are depressed don't do things. It's in the definition of the disorder.

You are being setup. Pure and simple.

Brickles09 · 2018-09-25T20:37:49+00:00

She'd love to stab you and then claim self-defense. Many women do that.

jakethesnake5000 · 2018-09-25T16:45:53+00:00

If you don't have kids you need to leave the residence immediately. She is planning to get you thrown in jail.

jcrpta · 2018-09-25T21:07:28+00:00

Mate, all joking aside - I agree with everyone else.

This sort of shit is how domestic violence happens. If you are very, very lucky, it ends with you in jail for a few days/weeks and neither of you seriously injured.

If you're unlucky, one of you winds up dead.

So, do you feel lucky?

Well, do you, punk?

justpickanyusername · 2018-09-25T16:16:26+00:00

I then said, “what are you going to do, eat me?” And laughed.

This was funny. The knife and the divorce situation is not. Good luck bro.

RedPillCoach · 2018-09-25T18:41:37+00:00

ready to leave marriage.

This is the point when you have the most power you have ever had - and with great power comes great responsibility. First on-site your safety. Lose the guns. Second, a Hail Mary might not be out of line. Third, you can only do what can be reasonably expected of you. That point is very near being reached. I would start to recruit allies. Talk to her family about the depression and how you are at your limit with this alleged wife. Tell her the boundaries and precisely what you expect from a wife. Do it calmly without getting flooded. This will probably not help but at least then you can kill the puppy without any guilt.

Most important is to protect yourself. I would record the come to Jesus meeting with the wife and my primary concern would be force protection.

BlackFire68 · 2018-09-26T01:28:56+00:00

my ex's both attacked me with knives... I have defensive wounds on my hands and arms that are healed now. Now, if I had even struck her back with my hand, I'd be incarcerated...

FFDGTDS · 2018-09-25T16:38:56+00:00

A buddy’s couch or a hotel/motel, whatever’s in the budget.

Otherwise as others have said, you’re heading to jail, hospital then jail, or worst case the morgue.

She’s wanting out and you’re gonna be the scapegoat.

The thing about domestic violence is that the first time you’re a victim, the next time(s) you’re a volunteer.

innominating · 2018-09-25T16:59:00+00:00

GTFO

Rian_Stone · 2018-09-25T18:15:04+00:00

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hibloodstevia · 2018-09-25T19:24:58+00:00

Just sounds like the early part of a story where someone ends up saying, "and that's how I ended up in prison."

Tampadev · 2018-09-25T16:18:16+00:00

Fucking NEXT dude. Bitch could kill you in your sleep if she wants.

RedPillNewb88 · 2018-09-25T21:31:02+00:00

I dont think I can say anything other than what has already been said. Leave!

binrobinro · 2018-09-26T02:53:57+00:00

Do you have your cameras up around the house yet, Jake? If she's already this bold, she's bound to get sloppy.

red-sfpplus · 2018-09-26T15:42:41+00:00

You sir are one lucky fuck.

I would be 30K richer and my lawyer 30K poorer had my STBX wife done some shit like this.

To bad you are to fucking stupid to do anything about it.

Faggot.

positiveredpill · 2018-09-28T14:16:08+00:00

NEXT. NEXT. NEXT!

FlyingSexistPig · 2018-09-25T16:25:27+00:00

A smart man knows when to cut his losses and walk away.

A bad decision in the past (getting married) doesn't justify a bad decision now (staying married).

gameoflibidos · 2018-09-25T19:07:00+00:00

Leave, file papers, never communicate with her again except in recorded methods such as text and email.. and only for logistics such as sending movers to get your stuff.

Do not divulge new address to anyone that she might be able to get it from.

helaughsinhidden · 2018-09-25T17:39:13+00:00

"If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread & mayo, her women instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich" - From a 2012 Meme. Ok enough jokes.

She turned towards me with the knife and fork and stepped towards me and said “I told you to never touch me again.”

So, did she "pull a knife on you" or she already had a knife in her hand from cutting chicken, you annoyed her, she turned around and it was obviously still in her hand? Reminds me of the youtube clickbait.

In all seriousness from your other posts I think it's pretty conclusive that:

You choose poorly. No matter how bluepilled, bitter, and sarcastic you get, it takes a special person to get this crazy. Plus, she went deadbedroom on you within 2 years of marriage.
You lead poorly and haven't improved at all. You should have seen some improvements by now. She is deeply resentful because of what a piece of shit you've been and you think it somehow just disappeared.
Everything about you is a joke. Including, but sure not limited to your frame, social skills, game, humor, ability to read the room, sense of boundaries, and your track record of owning your shit.
Your frame is shit and you aren't internalizing this stuff fast enough. She would only do THIS BEHAVIOR to someone it would work on, feel me? She is treating you like an annoying step-child because you act like one.
You knew she is upset with you provoked her any way. This speaks of a man who is very immature, insecure, and not self unaware. You are trying to get an angry and bitter woman's attention by being annoying.

I am going to refrain from calling you dumb, truth is that I recognize these patters as shit I used to do when I was a younger man. I drove a couple women away like this who moved on from me and never repeated this level of crazy again.

For your safety and to ease into divorce or separation, start to act like a fucking man. If John Wayne or James Bond wouldn't say it, don't let it pass your lips either. No more joking with this woman, don't poker her, pull her hair, shooting spit wads, tossing paper clips in her hair, or taunting her in any way. I want you to be happy my friend, but I kind of want to smack you a little bit myself too. I think you did choose poorly, but if you want to have better results in the future, check yourself, cause you gotta be a really a hard guy for any new woman to respect, follow, and love.

adeptintact · 2018-09-30T18:59:14+00:00

The only reason I could see why you haven't divorced her yet is because you have a kid. If you don't have kids, you should have divorced her a long time ago.

Title	Wife pulled a knife on me last night
Author	jakethesnake5000
Upvotes	29
Comments	62
Date	25 September 2018 03:38 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	askMRP
Link	https://theredarchive.com/post/203974
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/9it749/wife_pulled_a_knife_on_me_last_night/