It gets better and better and better... Or at least it can.
You need to believe in yourself. And be disciplined. And pay attention. And learn. And conquer your fears.
But especially, be disciplined.
Not like fake, poser assholes, but like real men.
You've stumbled upon this steaming pile of shit/nirvana (depending on your perspective) - aka AskMRP - because you are (choose one of the following): (1) scared, (2) weak, (3) lame, (4) insecure, (5) pathetic, (6) retarded, (7) gay, or (8) actually a real, live gay unicorn... or maybe (9) you've lost your way and you don't know why, or (10) you were once strong and are now failing, or (11) you never learned this shit from your father or, or (12) well, you get my point...
But it's okay.
It can - and if you are disciplined - it will get better.
How do I know?
Because I was you. Once.
Like you, I was lost.
Perhaps like you, I was forgotten.
Even worse, I was really sick and getting sicker.
And I stayed and I learned and I grew and I healed and I learned some more, from some smart mother-fuckers like stoney, bogey, and sk.
And I prevailed.
You know I was actually dying, faggot?
No. Seriously. I was dying.
Fuck my girlfriend. Fuck my wife. Fuck everything.
I had some serious god damn problems.
And then I busted my ass and worked hard and then I worked harder.
And I prevailed.
And you know what?
Today is even better:
What was once one is now two.
What what once no is now yes.
What was once improbable is now probable.
What was once impossible is now reality.
Just keep trying, bro.
p.s. It could be so much worse. You can get through this. Don't give up on yourself. Don't give up on your manhood. Maybe it's lost, maybe it's forgotten, but it's there to find.
p.p.s. If you don't like my post, go fuck yourself.
Oh, wait, this is about sex, right?
Okay, here's an update:
- 4-pack is now a 6-pack.
- Oddly, muscle mass has dropped a bit.
- Sex now happens twice-a-day on weekends, and a few times during the week.
- Note to reader: wake up early, dumbass, morning sex is key.
- Anger doesn't work. Try to connect. I connected and it made all the difference.
- Don't try to be so tough. Chances are you're not. Just be you. But don't be a fake-tough-guy-who's-actually-a-pussy.