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Mothers Day

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May 13, 2018
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It is Mothers Day here in the US. Since I am the oldest child in my wives eyes I went all out as usual.

Friday she got a dozen roses and chocolate strawberries from Shari's Berries delivered.

Saturday I spent all day cleaning, scrubbing and detailing the house - even the toilets making sure to get all the over-spray.

Saturday I took her to a fancy dinner and movie. Arranged for the kids to have a baby sitter.

This morning I was up at 7:00, and cooked her breakfast - delivered in bed and made her coffee EXACTLY how she likes it.

Today it will be a hot bath with rose petals, foot and back massage and I plan to clean her truck as well.

My question is very simple:

Will all this nice stuff finally persuade my wife to want to fuck what she perceives to be her oldest child?


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Title Mothers Day
Author red-sfpplus
Upvotes 18
Comments 46
Date 13 May 2018 02:36 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/204504
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/8j46v3/mothers_day/
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[–]crimson_chris24 points25 points  (8 children) | Copy

While all this is funny, if you have a good first mate - fucking treat her right on Mother's Day. Not for pussy, not for validation but because you are fucking human and you appreciate relationships that add value to your life.

"But Crimson_Chis I'm MRP on hard mode!" No you're not pussy - you are larping and still figuring out what it means to be a man. Giving the mother of your child(ren) a bit of appreciation does not make you less of a man, but it also won't make you more of a man.

If you really want to give your wife a gift read or brush up on The Superior Male. Or double down on SGM and give her the gift of DEVI. Whatever you do, don't be a retard/dick (the bad kind) in the name of MRP.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

I agree. This is clearly a shit post, but what really happened was:

Earlier in the week I reminded the kids that it was mother day this weekend.

So they made her cards.

This morning my daughter (8) woke up and cooked her eggs and toast. All by herself.

I sent my mom a package in the mail earlier in the week.

Told my wife that she is (always) a good mom and to go pick her self out something she wants. She got some running shirt from Academy. I Like to AM to remind her she is not my mom, so don’t expect a direct present from me.

Even thou this was a shit post, there is still value in here for noobs assuming that can sort thru the /s

[–]crimson_chris1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. I used to do this shit on Mom's day for validation and hopefully some drip drop pussy. This is good cautionary satire - for those that get it.

"Like to remind her that she is not my mom" - nice and subtle. I got my wife this leather bracelet with some chunky jewelry in it (she asked that general gift). She opened it and then said, "now I just need to find somewhere to wear it out to". A nice reminder that I need to treat her more like a girlfriend/MILF.

[–]JDRoedellRed Beret3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy

Yep. There’s no problem doing something small if she’s genuinely a good mother. Just don’t forget that it’s “Mother’s Day,” not “wife day” and you’ll be good.

[–]crimson_chris0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

What about MILF day?

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

That is every day.

[–]crimson_chris0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Touche.

[–]Chump_No_More0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Mother's Day is one of many covert contracts. My family does not abide Hallmark Holidays.

Respect, appreciation, and affection for the people you love and value is not crammed into one day a year... you express it (appropriately) in your every day actions.

I asked my wife this morning if the youngest (remaining) had wished her a happy Mothers Day. She said, "No, and I don't need that. He shows me every day." I just nodded in approval.

[–]crimson_chris2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'd revise that to say Mother's Day can be a covert contract vs. it is a covert contract. I also agree that respect, appreciation and affection should be shown on a consistent basis when deserved - that is relationship 101.

Part of being a good leader is celebrating successes and hard work. If I celebrate a success of my son or daughter - is that a covert contract? Probably not. The same goes for my wife and exactly the reason I posted my comment. A lot of guys here think that being on "hard mode" means being a stoic dick 24/7. Fuck that. Have fun. Celebrate successes. Learn from mistakes. But don't be a joyless rock. That's not fun for anyone.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

I gave mine the gift of the D.

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

That's how mine got to celebrate mother's day after all...

[–]InChargeManRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Every mother's day deserves a mother's night...

[–]rebbit_reddit6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

“You’re a bad mother. And I’m a bad motherfucker.”

[–]matrixtospartanatLVRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Motherfucker I may be.. But the mother I fuck Doesn’t belong to Meeeee.

And I gave up fucking bad mother’s.

Next month is...

Happy MotherFuckers Day.

[–]alphasixfour3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Kids made her junk in school. Wife bought herself a new purse. I used to get butt hurt when she would hijack her own gifts.

I went out last night and bought her a packet of skittles.

Wait... she’s not my mom... guess I fucked up by getting her anything.

[–]rpsheepdog1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

skittles man!

[–]PersaeusRed Beret4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

No

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

You get an up vote, he gets an up vote, EVERYONE GETS AN UP VOTE!

[–]matrixtospartanatLVRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Including you

[–]alpha-zach3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

She's not my mom. She can make that shit herself if she wants.

[–]77mrpB2A1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I gave her a skil saw and an orgasm this morning. Other than the saw, it's just a regular Sunday.

[–]RedPillPadwan1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

I appreciate the sarcasm, obviously chore play is not going to accomplish anything. But Mother’s Day is genuinely a minefield. If you go over the top with thoughtful gifts and activities for a woman who disrespects you you just look like a chump. If you don’t do anything you just look butthurt. Advice on navigating this would be helpful for birthdays, Valentines, etc.

[–]drty_prRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

On Thursday morning I said "why did you want me to make that big fuckin plant stand if you're not going to put any god damn plants on it???"

She said "it's hard for me to find the right ones, yada yada..."

Thursday she worked evenings and I took the kids to do groceries. I got 30$ worth of random discount flowers and stuck them on the plant stand. No words were needed and she loved it. I also got what I wanted because I like plants all over the house.

[–]RPWolfAlpha_as_Wolf_2.01 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The foyer and hallway in our house is empty except one painting. My wife has been saying she wants the kids sports photos hung in the foyer for over a year now but she cant make a decision to save her life. My wife also plays roller derby and recently made the All Star team. I had prints made of her in her first bout, had the kids frame them, then had prints made of all the kids doing their sports and framed those. Wife had practice Sunday morning. The kids and I hung all the framed pics while she was gone. She came home and was thrilled. I also have a decorated foyer complete with pics of my wifes derby booty.

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I make a kick ass meal of all my favorite things. I'm a better cook after all.

I don't do shit on valentines day, anniversarys or any of those made up holidays. For her birthday, maybe a card if she behaves?

[–]crimson_chris-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

Look, 90% of the time if your wife disrespects you it's because you deserve it. Maybe 10% of the time she is just being a bitch. It's not really the gift that counts, it's the giver. A woman despises a gift from a low value male - it feels like burden. Don't be that guy.

Also, give because you want to not because you expect something. Never go "overboard" unless it is something you want to do anyway. That way if shit ensues, you just leave her and go enjoy yourself.

FYI, Mrs. Chis did a drive by in the kitchen this afternoon and felt up my ass. She said that she'd have a gift for me after the kids go to sleep tonight.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

LOL! you fell for the sex later ploy and were a good boy all day!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You got it all wrong. I'm taking the opportunity today to make a stand. My wife has been acting like my mom for too long. This morning I got up and I usually make coffee for us, but I didn't. She's totally going to notice and when she asks I'm going to act all OI and NGAF.

When she asks me if everything is ok I'll tell her no, I'm fine, but say it in a way she'll know I'm not. See I can talk covertly like women too.

She'll probably get on my case at some point about it being the weekend again and to fix the leaky faucet in the master bath. I'll tell her I'm busy, then go have a beer with some buds. I saw her look up a number for Chad's Plumbing the other day. Let her take care of it. Maybe then she'll learn how hard it is for me to keep this house running and show some respect.

And later when the message finally sinks in that it's been a month since she last starfished me, maybe she'll initiate. But I'll tell her sorry babe, I'm on No Fap...and honestly fapping is more pleasurable than you so no sex either. She'll totally get it.

I'll report in tomorrow with some results.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You forgot the diamonds! I hear those are very persuasive.

And if they're not colorless/flawless... watch out!

[–]simbarlionRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

curiously i did pile on some beta this mothers day. It's been alpha overload lately in the den. But i did it for me. Valentines day was a card 'I looked good today, shame you missed me'. So i flipped it for MD

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (8 children) | Copy

Does your wife watch incest porn?

no? thats just you watching that?

Ok then

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy

Midget

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy

....

is statement of fact all you got? Coz if so, stop watching midget porn.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

I am still waiting for you to send over some of that BBW porn you rave about.

Until then, midget incest is all I have.

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Wait if two midgets had midget porn sex would the resultant midget baby collapse into itself because of double midgetdom?

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Midgetdom.

Brb. 🍆

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Your giant tears will not sway me.

You can google the bbw porn yourself. Or ask your wife

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Someone recently said not to argue with women.

Ill employ that advice now.

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Was your wife trying to argue ?

[–]BobbyPeru0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sweet baby Jesus. You are soooooo gonna get laid....

[–]gameoflibidos0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

So it started off good for us... got a little f'ed for a bit and then ended good.

Did get her some flowers and a necklace with kids birthstones. She slept in.

Went to get beers with friends, kids played together. Was a fun day, she was very tipsy in the car, thought she lost her phone, started having a mental breakdown about it, found her phone, then realized she lost an earring, started double mental breakdown, which I had been ignoring both breakdowns and singing songs with the radio. Then she throws her f'ing phone in the car cause she can't find her earring and it bounces off the dash and hits my hand. It hurt.. I didn't yell... but I barked very deep voiced and said ..You better calm the F down right f'ing now and I mean right F'ing now. It's been awhile since I've had to talk to her like that... and it happens on Mothers day.. go figure. Anyways... she goes silent. We get home, I find her earring under the seat. I make her reach into my pants to get it. She appologizes for freaking out, hugs me and is fine rest of the night.

Women are weird fucking creatures.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Da fuq?

If this is a true story (unlike mine) your wife is a cunt and you are a faggot.

Bitch throws a fit like that, and throws her phone in my fucking car she is getting left there and can get an Uber.

Neither one of you have any business touching booze if you turn into little bitches when you do.

Faggot.



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