The whole thing , even if you break each one into it's own separate thing.
I woke up this morning and realised I was fat. I cried in front of my computer as I wanked off to a video of 6 guys fucking a fat girl at a frat party. My son walked in just as I was cumming into my sock and said "Daddy, what are you doing?" I used a messed up mix of fogging and negative assertion on him. It didn't work, because he told my wife. She came in, angry and told me I could no longer do this in the house with the kids there and that she was sick of finding my wank socks on the floor.
I used a classic MRP trick and told her to "Shut The Fuck Up". She looked shocked and started to cry. I recognised this as a comfort test, so I got up to hug her. As I did, I decided to throw in some Kino Game and smacked her on the ass. "Get your fucking hands off me" was her response. I could tell by her look that this was a soft no, so I went in hard and told her that she could be my wank sock if she played her cards right. She slapped me in the face and told me to get the fuck out of the house.
I carried on with 100% OI and not showing butthurt and went back to what I was doing before. Watching porn. She left the room in a huff. I've been tracking her cycle, so I put this down to PMS.
Later I got up to leave the house. She asked me where I was going. "Wouldn't you like to know?" I replied, flipping it. "Yes" she said, "you haven't left the house in 2 weeks and you're wearing pyjamas". "Well, I'll need them where I'm going", I winked to her, cocky and confidently.
I got into the car and realised that there was no petrol in it, so I sat there for a few hours and went back into the house. She didn't ask me where I'd been, so I told her that I'd just been to the gym and what weights I'd been lifting. I like to call this trick "frame projection".
We didn't have sex today, but like I said, she's nearing shark week. I'm on Dread Level 10 at the minute, have read the side bar. Didn't click the links but I've read it about 8 times since yesterday. Tomorrow, I'm off to spin plates. Dread the fuck out of her. Her hamster is going to explode.