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Can someone translate this to what it should look like

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April 21, 2018
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The whole thing , even if you break each one into it's own separate thing.

I woke up this morning and realised I was fat. I cried in front of my computer as I wanked off to a video of 6 guys fucking a fat girl at a frat party. My son walked in just as I was cumming into my sock and said "Daddy, what are you doing?" I used a messed up mix of fogging and negative assertion on him. It didn't work, because he told my wife. She came in, angry and told me I could no longer do this in the house with the kids there and that she was sick of finding my wank socks on the floor.

I used a classic MRP trick and told her to "Shut The Fuck Up". She looked shocked and started to cry. I recognised this as a comfort test, so I got up to hug her. As I did, I decided to throw in some Kino Game and smacked her on the ass. "Get your fucking hands off me" was her response. I could tell by her look that this was a soft no, so I went in hard and told her that she could be my wank sock if she played her cards right. She slapped me in the face and told me to get the fuck out of the house.
I carried on with 100% OI and not showing butthurt and went back to what I was doing before. Watching porn. She left the room in a huff. I've been tracking her cycle, so I put this down to PMS.
Later I got up to leave the house. She asked me where I was going. "Wouldn't you like to know?" I replied, flipping it. "Yes" she said, "you haven't left the house in 2 weeks and you're wearing pyjamas". "Well, I'll need them where I'm going", I winked to her, cocky and confidently.
I got into the car and realised that there was no petrol in it, so I sat there for a few hours and went back into the house. She didn't ask me where I'd been, so I told her that I'd just been to the gym and what weights I'd been lifting. I like to call this trick "frame projection".
We didn't have sex today, but like I said, she's nearing shark week. I'm on Dread Level 10 at the minute, have read the side bar. Didn't click the links but I've read it about 8 times since yesterday. Tomorrow, I'm off to spin plates. Dread the fuck out of her. Her hamster is going to explode.


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Title Can someone translate this to what it should look like
Author SidMRP
Upvotes 14
Comments 17
Date 21 April 2018 07:15 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/204595
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/8du9jh/can_someone_translate_this_to_what_it_should_look/
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[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando8 points9 points  (7 children) | Copy

I don't need to translate it because I WROTE IT.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

some of your best work btw! OP is a plagiarizing cunt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Is it yours? The amount of times I’ve read this today is stupid! ROFL

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have a similar story:

I woke up this morning and realised I was fat. I cried in front of my computer as I wanked off to a video of 6 guys fucking a fat girl at a frat party. My son walked in just as I was cumming into my sock and said "Daddy, what are you doing?" I used a messed up mix of fogging and negative assertion on him. It didn't work, because he told my wife. She came in, angry and told me I could no longer do this in the house with the kids there and that she was sick of finding my wank socks on the floor.

I used a classic MRP trick and told her to "Shut The Fuck Up". She looked shocked and started to cry. I recognised this as a comfort test, so I got up to hug her. As I did, I decided to throw in some Kino Game and smacked her on the ass. "Get your fucking hands off me" was her response. I could tell by her look that this was a soft no, so I went in hard and told her that she could be my wank sock if she played her cards right. She slapped me in the face and told me to get the fuck out of the house. I carried on with 100% OI and not showing butthurt and went back to what I was doing before. Watching porn. She left the room in a huff. I've been tracking her cycle, so I put this down to PMS. Later I got up to leave the house. She asked me where I was going. "Wouldn't you like to know?" I replied, flipping it. "Yes" she said, "you haven't left the house in 2 weeks and you're wearing pyjamas". "Well, I'll need them where I'm going", I winked to her, cocky and confidently. I got into the car and realised that there was no petrol in it, so I sat there for a few hours and went back into the house. She didn't ask me where I'd been, so I told her that I'd just been to the gym and what weights I'd been lifting. I like to call this trick "frame projection". We didn't have sex today, but like I said, she's nearing shark week. I'm on Dread Level 10 at the minute, have read the side bar. Didn't click the links but I've read it about 8 times since yesterday. Tomorrow, I'm off to spin plates. Dread the fuck out of her. Her hamster is going to explode.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

auto-biography?

[–]rp_findingmyway5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

Great post. But wasn't this originally written as a comment by SBIII on the Cut the Shit sticky?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I’ve seen this as a stand alone post also, but I can’t remember who posted it first. Not original, but funny as hell. 10/10 blue pill bait.

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

The problem with this is that most guys won't get that this is a parody showing exactly 180 degrees opposite of what you should do. In every single sentence. So I will bite:

I woke up this morning and realised I was fat. I ~cried in front of my computer as I wanked off to a video of 6 guys fucking a fat girl at a frat party. My son walked in just as I was cumming into my sock and said "Daddy, what are you doing?"

I decided to get a gym membership and get to work on my fat ass. I used a messed up mix of fogging and negative assertion on him. It didn't work, because he told my wife. She came in, angry and told me I could no longer do this in the house with the kids there and that she was sick of finding my wank socks on the floor. I smile at my son and patted him on the head as I headed out the door to the gym.

My wife stopped me, demanding to know where I was going. I used a classic MRP trick and told her ~~to "Shut The Fuck Up"~\~ I am going out. Then I Shut the Fuck Up.. She looked shocked and started to cry. I recognised this as a comfort test, so I got up to hug her. As I did, I decided to throw in some Kino Game and smacked her on the ass. "Get your fucking hands off me" was her response. ~~I could tell by her look that this was a soft no, so I went in hard and told her that she could be my wank sock if she played her cards right. She slapped me in the face and told me to get the fuck out of the house.~\~ I left her with a smile and carried on with 100% OI and not showing butthurt and ~~went back to what I was doing before.~~ left. I decided to stop watching porn and spend my time working on myself and my relationships. She left the room in a huff. I've been tracking her cycle, so I put this down to PMS.

Later I ~~got up to leave the house.~\~ came home and She asked me where I ~~~~~~was going.~~~~~\~ had gone. "Wouldn't you like to know?" I replied, flipping it. Yes" she said you haven't left the house in 2 weeks and you're wearing pyjamas". "Well, I'll need them where I'm going"

Tell me! I winked to her, cocky and confidently, giving her a warm hug and kissing her on the lips. .~~I got into the car and realised that there was no petrol in it, so I sat there for a few hours and went back into the house.~\~

While she was submissively and joyfully making me a sandwich I mentioned that I'd just joined a gym but the family membership was over $400.00 and I wanted to talk to you about whether we should upgrade my personal membership." ~~and what weights I'd been lifting. I like to call this trick "frame projection".We didn't have sex today, but like I said, she's nearing shark week.~\~ She complained a bit about me getting the membership without "asking her first" and laughed and her and gently reminded her that she wasn't my boss and "I don't answer to you. You are my fun loving little sex kitten and you answer to me." She tried to argue with me but I smiled and listened carefully to her arguments and did not find anything worthwhile or legitimate so I redirected her. It took some fogging and picking but she quickly gave up with her complaining. I thought she was pissed but when we got in bed she was all over me. Hmm, maybe this stuff works.

~~I'm on Dread Level 10 at the minute,~\~ BPP told me I was a dumbass red pill Rambo who needs to back off to Dread Level 1 and start over so I did that. I have read the side bar. ~~Didn't click the links but I've read it about 8 times since yesterday.~\~ I clicked all the links and have been reading 3 hours a day for the last two months. With the lifting, the getting in shape, that baseball team I joined, and the weekend parties we have barely had time for "date night" but we still manage to find time for a quicky almost every night. Life is good.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Well done brother. You’ve really got the basics down. You stayed in your own frame even though it was tempting to go nuclear on that harpy.

[–]thunderbeyond1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Would have upvoted but there was no mention of kino on your wanksock. You've much to learn. smh

[–]TurdDoctor1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Next time use this. It's really fucking alpha and will get her pussy wet.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

These should be mandatory for MRPers so we can recognise each other in public.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Add to cart. I love prime.

[–]matrixtospartanatLVRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I started reading this and by sentence three I thought, “I’d better get the popcorn and extra butter ready because this guy is going to feel like a princess after an afternoon in a prison yard.”

Before I got to the end I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see the text.

Awesome

[–]jdogworld0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks for the humor this morning



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