Wife getting into Horseback Riding

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February 26, 2018

We live in Texas. Horses are everywhere. My daughter is 8 and will not shut up about them as we go to rodeos and such.

My wife got a job at a local horse stable to start to learns the ins and outs of the business. This particular stable does medical rehab via horse for people with physical disabilities. Since my wife is a "retired" nurse - this scenario works out great for her.

She gets to learn how to do horse stuff, make a few bucks, help a few patients and gets her out of the house 8-10 hours a week. It is part time.

This is a 6-12 month plan for her to learn about horses and stuff so when my daughter is closer to the riding age of 10, if she wants to get into that, cool.

Secondary to that, is I want her to learn how horses are stabled and all that, because I think it would be cool to open a horse stable place an hour or so outside of Dallas and let people pay me to keep their horses on our land. That is a thing here...

My question is - How do I keep my wife interested in sex with me, after she feels the power of that horse between her legs?

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Title Wife getting into Horseback Riding
Author red-sfpplus
Upvotes 6
Comments 38
Date 26 February 2018 04:50 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/204770
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[–]ReddJiveRed Beret22 points23 points  (2 children) | Copy

setup a threesome with her and a horse.

then be the alpha.

you'll be alright.

[–]ex_addict_broRed Beret2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

how about the horse, should i do this bareback?

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

you do you

[–]Reach180Red Beret17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

Paternity test your centaur, just to be sure.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret7 points8 points  (13 children) | Copy

Lol, you joke, but breaking in a horse has the opposite effect on the female trainer. I have 3 sisters, all horse girls. I've watched them turn what look like alpha men (criminal and all) into crying babies. One eventually buckled, but that was because her father broke her psychologically.

So my suggestion. Break her like she breaks the horse, but not too hard. Don't want to end up like Sister #2

[–]captain_my_captain221 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Like Stoney says, tread carefully, seriously horses seem to mess with women's psyche more than any other animal.

Two stories:

(Wife's) childhood friend's mom divorced her venture capitalist husband. And within 10yrs lost a 3 million dollar farm and burned through $10+ million trying to keep the hanavarian horse farm going...last I heard her daughter was helping her keep her toenails trimmed because she couldn't keep up with them herself...

Second Story: I know a horse chick (friend of my parents), comes from a powerful family, like "Presidential" kind of powerful...Anyway, her husband was a Hard Charging Ball Busting Attorney, top of his game, real bad ass from what I heard before he was married. I remember one time he couldn't go hiking in the mountains with us because his wife was out of town and he need to muck the stalls for his wife...dude had turned into the stable boy (granted he had become blue pill to the core but still)

Brother Popp has some things to say about horse chicks...it tracks well with everything I've seen as well.


[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (11 children) | Copy

I have no doubt. I am actually 100% serious about everything in the post minus the question.

The real question is - what kind of little monster and I going to create if my daughter turns into a horse girl.

My wife could use some more self-confidence in reality - so I am glad she got this gig and is getting out of the house some, and back into "work" even if it is basically free labor.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (8 children) | Copy

I going to create if my daughter turns into a horse girl.

This is a problem for the boys and their fathers, not you. Reason I use so many dog analogies in here is for the same reason I like horses. Without language, you have to deal completely with subtext, body language, and actions, against a creature that gives zero fucks about your feelings.

Really helps to hone ones congruence.

Just don't put up with her trying to fuck the horse whisperer lol

And FWIW, I have 3 data points.

Ones in her early 40s, lives with her boyfriend of almost a decade. No kids, on a ranch outside of town. Works as a nurse. Tall, thin, attractive, and lived a crazier life than me. I got stories for days on our hyjinks. Favourite story was the time a friend of the guy she was dating took me to a hells angels party when I just finished BRT, and told me we had to ditch her, because she was going to get us killed. She wrestled a girl to the ground that night because she was into me.

Ones mid 20s, had a deadbeat baby daddy, and is raising a kid who doesn't have a chance. Luckily, grandma seems to be picking up the slack. Kids a mess. She partied and did a lot of drugs, her kid seemed to have leveled her out. I fucking hate the dude though.

Third one is early 20s, just paid 50% of her new house down payment. Good job, and still dating the first guy who didn't put up with her shit from when she was about 20. Tall, thin, attractive, works hard. Also burned the candle at both ends growing up, grew out of it once she met her man. My favourite story was seeing her at her high school grad. beautiful dress, wore cowboy boots so she didn't look taller than her grad date, whom she called a faggot in front of her whole family, and he just smiled and took it.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy

So I dont know anything about horses. Never rode one. Dont care to, I am in this purely for the business aspect of it, and to support her.

Since you know horses, I want to get her some gear to make her job easier. I think a good pair of boots and gloves is a good place to start. She is wearing some generic shit kickers right now but I am thinking some comfy boots would be a good investment for her, considering the amount of time she spends on her feet.

She says she basically does the following:

Gets horses from pasture, saddles them (3 different kinds) walks with them with the patient on, feeds them, brushes them and returns them to pasture. Works 4-6 hours a day, one day a week.

Any recommendations?

Edit: Your edit is cracking me up. Esp the faggot part. That sealed it, my daughter will be a horse girl. Lol

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

She riding western, or english/equestrian?

If western, you don't need gear. We would take cows up to the range every year, just some workboots and Wranglers.

It sounds like you are paying for them to be a ranch hand. You won't even be breaking em in? Do you know how many hands high they will be? If they have broken in palaminos at 15 hands, thats way different than playing around with quarter horses, thuroughbreads, or some 18 hand monster.

Honestly, it sounds like taking the kids to soccer practice. Feed em some apples, play around.

Do they still have 4H clubs? Are those in the states? If they take an interest in this sort of thing, it would be way more engaging to have them learn barrel riding, roping etc. I haven't done any of that since I was a kid, but it was kind of fun.

It'll definitely quash any bubble wrapping of your children syndrome in your family

[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

My first, and last experience with a "Horse Girl" was a 4' 11" 90 lb. spinner who rode a 19 hands Arabian with a braided tail.

Hot as fuck, but a complete bitch in boots.

4H is still big in Rural USA. FFA too.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'd almost go as far as to say that a horse for women is the equivalent of a sex doll for men.


[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

FWIW, every horse girl I've ever known except one was an absolute nutjob insane basket case.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

She is not "riding" at all yet.

She got a job at a stable that does medical rehab via horses. I dont know if it is emotional, or what. But patients come here, ride the horse for an hour, then leave. She is a "hired hand" that goes to the field, or cage thingy and gets the horse. She then leads the horse from there, to where they put the saddle on. She puts the saddle on (they teach them this stuff). Then takes the horse to a outdoor covered stable where they lead the horse with the patient on the horse in circles for their therapy duration.

During no time does she actually get on the horse.

She "WANTS" to get into riding, as well as my daughter, but I know nothing of riding horses, and really do not want to learn (right now anyway). So I told her to find a job in the business to understand horsing and horse stuff. So that is what she did. She was able to leverage her RN license to get this job.

Hopefully she can learn about horses, saddles, western, etc. all that while she is on the job, so we can then do something with it from a hobby perspective or a business one (my interest.)

It is like getting a front desk job at a vet place while you are going to vet school.

She has been blowing up my phone all day. Here are some pics of what the place is like.


[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah, she won't he a horse girl. Good work though

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

OK, I am lost now.

[–]rocknrollchuck1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Return of Kings: Avoid Women With Horses

Once a girl turns into a horse girl, it's all they ever think about. This is a dangerous path for either your wife or your daughter to go down in my opinion.

Source: my sister is a horse girl, and totally obsessed. BEWARE, you have been warned!!

[–]ImSteveMcQueen5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

I ride motorcycles with a guy whose wife rides horses. My ex wife's friend's daughter was a high level show jumper. Horses are a money pit.

First you buy the horse. Of course you can practically get one for free, but his wife has several, all highly trained and of high pedigree. $$$

Then there are the stable fees. And the feed. And the tack. And the vet bills. And the riding gear. And the riding lessons. And the stud fees. And the advisor feeds.

Then you need a truck and trailer so you can take the horse and your family somewhere. If she gets really good, you'll be flying the horse across the country. I kid you not.

The more accomplished your wife/daughter gets, the more expensive it gets. it makes you the ultimate BP provider because YOU and how much YOU are willing to spend determine how successful she/they will be. You want your daughter to be successful, right ? Pony up, Mr. Beta Bux.

And horse people are generally rich, boring people. The rodeo crowd is the exception.

So you wanna open a stable ? Ever taken care of livestock ? Your land is zoned for animal husbandry, right ? And you have $500K to sink into an air conditioned riding ring, right ? And another $500K for the stables themselves.

This "plan" has more holes in it than mesh. Your wife isn't getting a job. She is being fed a gateway drug. And she is going to get your daughter addicted too. Nothing makes a young girl/woman feel entitled than to have daddy foot the bill on this stuff to make her feel "special".

Let me mention something else. How much do YOU like horses ? Like when horses become your wife's favorite topic, are you going to be the guy she rides with or will she be riding with Chad on his studly mount ? And you realize that every time she discusses horses she'll be hinting at the next thing she wants or wants to do, ie asking you for more money.

I can't think of a worse hobby for a FO to be in to.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Take an up vote Steve. This is your best post ever!

[–]ReturnOfTheSwing2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

You need to lift bro. Start with 5 sets of 500 of these per day:


[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

Have you read the Saga of Freddie (Debbie) Couples?

The most cautionary of tales.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Rich people problems man!

[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

You getting any poorer?

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy


[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Neither am I, and I've always looked at Freddie as Country Club Chad.

Alpha Widow later jumped off a building, and NOBODY missed her.

[–]FoxShitNasty830 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Become the horse!

[–]InChargeManRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

What's with all the tongue-in-cheek posts lately?

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Athol Kay says it is not a problem if you are the biggest dick in the room but damn brah you better hope you have a horse cock.

The trope is that all horse girls are batshit crazy but I think very few have strong, involved, hard core red daddies.

keep my wife interested in sex with me, after she feels the power of that horse between her legs

I know this is a joke but I just wanted to point out the exact opposite should be the case. Girls don't just like horses and motorcycles because they spread their legs for them. They spread their legs for them because they like it. (Watch me get linked to /r/badwomensanatomy now).

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

let your wife ride you like a pony, build those back muscles.

[–]ex_addict_broRed Beret0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Well, if you're from Texas, I hope you do know how to handle horses.

From my medical experience, one girl got kicked in the face (cool maxillofacial surgery bro), another boy got kicked in the belly (they needed 12 stitches for his liver rupture), another guy - pretty experienced one, he's been organising a horse fair, has his own horses of course, got also kicked by one.

I repeat, I do realise that you live in Texas and there are horses everywhere, but from my experience... I'll take my bike any time. So I hope you all know what are you doing.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

See my post to stony. She is not "riding" at all yet. She got a job at a stable to be around horses and learn, because while we live in Texas - know absolutely nothing of horses or horse stuff.

Maybe after being around them for 6-12 months she will know what it is like and then her and/or my daughter can get into riding.

[–]ex_addict_broRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

No incidents I described happened during rides

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Good to know. This is why I wanted her to get a job in the field where (hopefully) they will properly train her how to behave around horses, etc.

This is a stepping stone for her to ultimately build up her tool kit so if/when she or my daughter want to get into horse back riding she has some sort of foundational knowledge under her belt.

[–]ImSteveMcQueen0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Horses are unpredictable animals. Watch any amateur show jumping competition. Yes, they are predictable 99.9% of the time. But 0.1% of the time they do unpredictable things. Ask Christopher Reeves.

When you fall from a horse, you fall a minimum of 4 feet. And horses weigh 600 pounds and up. Think about that when it comes down to rider versus mount.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

horse riding is an insanely expensive hobby.

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My question is - How do I keep my wife interested in sex with me, after she feels the power of that horse between her legs?

You blast enough sauce until you turn into a horse and compete with your masculinity.

Why do I have to tell you this, it's like you fell off a horse and hit you head. Just like branch warren.

It's almost like aliens abducted red-sfpplus and replaced him with a duplicate but they fucked up because he's asking retarded questions. /s

[–]DanG30 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Shread the bed. Or at least, dent the drywall.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

So much hamster shit from so many fags. So little time

Listen up. This is just bullshit.

Get your fucking nose to the grind stone lift, read, diet and improve. There is nothing more attractive than s man that takes interest in himself.

My wife grew up on a ranch. We are getting ready to buy it.

For years, every time we are there, she rides, then gets off to make lunch, or will wait to ride in the afternoon and be off with enough time to make supper. You know why ?

Frame. Frame. Frame. Frame. Do not worry about the horses. Remember you are the prize, the unbreakable stallion

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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