What'd you do for Valentine's day guys?

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February 15, 2018

I took the family out for a vacation last weekend.

I bought wife 2 dozen roses on Tuesday.

I came home from work early today.

And my wife won't even laud my efforts on social media.

On the bright side, she did cook dinner tonight.

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Title What'd you do for Valentine's day guys?
Author weakandsensitive
Upvotes 13
Comments 70
Date 15 February 2018 05:50 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/204820
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/7xogep/whatd_you_do_for_valentines_day_guys/
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[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret23 points24 points  (6 children) | Copy

I drew a nice bath for my wife and her boyfriend and took the kids to Chuck E Cheese.

I got pizza, and she got laid, so all in all, it was a good day. The kids were happy, so I'm demanding my wife tell me about her evening. If RP has taught me anything, it's that direct communication is necessary to avoid covert contracts. I'm tired of imagining my wife getting fucked, I deserve to hear about it directly from her.

Am I doing this right?

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

no. you didn't do the dishes or laundry.

[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

I didn't have time.

Do you know how long it takes to carefully pluck the petals off 24 roses and sprinkle them delicately on top of a warm bath?

You can't comprehend how mad my wife's boyfriend would have been. The last time I got it wrong, he took her away for Memorial Day weekend and dropped her off at the house naked.

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

sorry about that. next time I will leave her clothes in a garbage bag for you.

[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tyrone! Hey man, just kidding. Your shirts are done just how you like them. Pressed, no starch.

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

No you are not doing this right. You are a complete idiot. You forgot the cheese sauce and ruined her bf's night.

[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I thought so too, but I learned big T is lactose intolerant. I take care of my wife!!!

EDIT: Ok, I'm done. I can't even role play a cuckold without getting annoyed.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

I was going to give her some cock, ‘cause I’m the prize. But then she pissed me off with mouth noises so I went to sleep.

[–]BobbyPeru2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

she pissed me off with mouth noises so I went to sleep.

Oh mouth noises... surely a shit test... or could be a main event.

Panicking and overthinking it is your best move here

[–]PersaeusRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Finally someone gets it (insert obligatory Rollo reference)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

metoo lmao

[–]WesternhagenWinner9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Deadlift, overhead press, weighted lunges, situps, kettlebell swings.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

I bought a nice bottle of red wine home last night for Valentines.

My wife does not drink red wine.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Man I wish today litz could meet day 1 litz.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando4 points5 points  (8 children) | Copy

My wife bought me chocolates and a card. I tried it on with her, she turned me down. Later in the evening, she accused me of sleeping with another woman, threw me a massive shit test and I handled it like a pro. Then we didn't have sex.

Standard MRP day for me.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret4 points5 points  (7 children) | Copy

Shit tests mean you ARE having sex afterwards.

No my friend, she was just bitchy

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

My wife's a bitch and I'm not having sex.

Thanks for the reminder. :)

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

I find the difference to be important.

A bitch needs to be shut down and told to shut the fuck up. A shit test is a flirting test of frame.

If you treat them as interchangeable, you're going to AA or AM someone out for blood, or shutting down some sexual tension

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

That's an important difference indeed.

She was out for blood yesterday. Got home, was accused of having an affair, said she wanted me out of the bedroom, then the house. I gave her a clear "no fucking way" and told her she knew where the door was if she wanted out. That stopped the drama.

An hour later she was all sweet with me again.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Got home, was accused of having an affair,

I would have to look back for context, I don't follow your OWS. Assuming it's unfounded, did you ever consider this to be projection? Cheaters always assume others are cheating.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Over Christmas I had some calls come in on my phone when I wasn't in the room. The wife would have seen "Hannah" come up on the screen. At the time, she said nothing. She obviously didn't care enough to question this.

Hannah is my accountant - my wife doesn't know this. We also used to be in the same fitness class. I've met with Hannah twice for coffee over the past few months. Nothing strange about this and nothing going on, though she has been very flirty.

Anyhow, since Christmas, I've been hitting the gym three nights a week. Some evenings, I go back to the office and work late. Sometimes I go out and meet a friend for a drink / to see a band. Sometimes, I'll just go off and have dinner by myself and enjoy the headspace. I don't do this every night, but maybe 2 random nights a week. I used to be home every evening straight after work. These days, I don't tell my wife my whereabouts unless she asks. A few months ago, she wouldn't ask, but now she does.

But she's obviously hamstering. She asked me about Hannah last week and I brushed her off. Then last night, she saw a text come in from her while I was in the shower. That kicked it all off again. Obviously a bit of dread creeping in. Maybe a bit too much.

She could be having an affair herself, but I don't think so. I think it's more likely that she's seen a progressive and consistent change in my behaviour - both in my day to day routines and my general demeanour - and she's getting a bit worried.

Edit - should also mention that a friend of hers caught her husband recently having / starting an affair with one of the neighbours. Probably playing into it too.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah, that's normal. For those accusations then, how often do you pressure flip em? Why would I want to eat out babe?

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Haven't done the pressure flip yet but I'll try to use that the next time.

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

I came home after seeing my girlfriend.

I am the prize.

[–]BostonBrakeJob3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

crystal meth and 14 straight hours of choreplay. she went to bed early so I went for a 47 mile jog...fuckin bitch

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

My wife worked at the kids school all day doing their valentine day parties.

So I worked from home. l and enjoyed the peace and quite. I cleaned up the kitchen from breakfast meals. I took out the trash.

When she got home with the kids at 3:30 I went to the gym for two hours.

Got home around 6:00 to warmed up chicken and sweet potatoes.

In bed at 8:30.

So pretty typical day.

PS: Nice shit post. Have my upvote faggot. :)

[–]weakandsensitive[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

This is all legit. It all did happen. Just that barely any of it had anything to do with Valentine's day - except the flowers, got those on discount, part of a tradition.

I'm just confused why people aren't taking me seriously. 😣

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

well you're a nice guy.

everyone likes you.

at least you have that going for you.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

He's super swell, isn't he.

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

jeepers he's great.

I have his picture in a gold frame above my bed. the wife loves it.

[–]weakandsensitive[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

but not on top of the bookshelf :(

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

you'll get there. just keep being your awesome you.

[–]markpf732 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I wrote a poem:

This marriage is turning red. It used to be blue. Some guys online tell me you're soon gonna beg to swallow my goo.

Then I realized fuck I broke rule #1. So I just gave her some comfort and happily got back to my MAP.

[–]recovering_shithead2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Every year before this, I had roses delivered to her work so her coworkers could see what a nice guy I was.

This year I skipped the roses and gave her a butt plug.

[–]simbarlionRed Beret1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I took u/reddjive s advice, and had a card with "i looked good today, its a shame you missed me".

She gave a card with how 2018 would be better yada yada.

She did give me an unsolicited BJ on wake up as it is shark week. That was a highlight.

[–]simbarlionRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Ooooh. I missed the /s.

Mines fo reelz

[–]weakandsensitive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Mine is legit too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I went to the gym after work and bought her a candy bar

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I completely missed the point of this thread, and continued to look for reasons that whatever I'm currently doing is the right thing, and get more frustrated each day.

I mean, why can't she get with program ME?

Oh wait, this is legit?

I was planning on skittles and VR ghostbusters, but she has flights 3 days this week, and I'm swamped in contract and EMT meetings.

So a solid 8 hours of sleep for the both of us and a dozen roses for her. She got me a card and some Sweedish berries, and offered a sponge bath. I politely declined, would prefer the sleep

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I didnt call her at her new home several states away.

I did fuck my gf though.

Then she made dinner.

After we ate, her other gf came by and cleaned up the place.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

her other gf came by and cleaned up the place

no threesome?

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I did say she cleaned up the place didnt I?

[–]BobbyPeru1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I let her fuck me, then I ordered pizza delivery.

No, this is for real.

[–]470_2_700_nm1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]hypergamous0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Spent the afternoon mentoring on of my previous students and talking with him about the downsides of moving in with his new girlfriend. Obviously I urged him to reconsider the choice.

Spent the rest of the day on work, gym and reading about men who fall from grace in the bible due to their own ignorance about women.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy

What, your wife doesn't cook dinner every night?

And what is this 2 dozen roses deal. You're making the rest of us look bad.

[–]weakandsensitive[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy

She makes dinner every night. She just did it yesterday night too.

The flowers are a personal thing.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Just goes to show, you can moderate the hardest, toughest red pill sub out there, but you can't escape V-day.

I got roses too for my wife, in case anybody is wondering.

Just have to play the game, that's all, and change the rules when you can.

[–]weakandsensitive[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

There wouldn't be any repercussions to not getting flower for me - I just know that she's happier when she does get them, so I'm okay with that. It started out the first year I knew her - I bought the shoddiest little fillers for $5 from a road side vendor. I thought they were awful, but she loved them.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I can trump that. Back when I first met my wife many years ago it was right around Valentine's day. She had mentioned that she liked strawberries, so beta-me got her some very fancy gourmet strawberries shipped in for our date next week.

I cringe just typing that. Ow. But it apparently impressed her dad, and her friend, who said "I never had a guy do that for me" or something like that, plus "Man, he's cute. Can I date him if you aren't interested?". Did get me date two.

I feel like I need to take a shower now.

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

use a brillo pad. please

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Some things leave scars.

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

chicks DIG scars

[–]LBEB800 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like you want a cookie for good behavior. Fuck that. Do what you want to do and stop seeking validation from mommy.

[–]hystericalbonding0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She surprised me with Super Nibs and a funny card, since neither of us like Skittles.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Cheap carnations and a symphony bar... spent 8 big ones.

Wife is in early stages of MIL mutiny and decided it would be cute to physically obstruct me from making dinner then shit test/ guilt trip me for not acting how she wanted me to act. Failed the shit test, took care of my stuff and went to bed.

I hate my MIL...

[–]dandar46000 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Bought a dozen flowers for wife, daughter, mother. Chocolates for all of us except for mom and dinner to cook.

We cooked dinner together (minus mom, we visited her later.) At night time we put kids to bed and after that had sex. Overall apart from flowers it was an ordinary day.

Having said that I've been at it (RP aware) for over 2 years so while I don't or ever will look like oiled up Olympian carrying a torch, our sex life is pretty good.

[–]dcapt460 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Gave her a card on the 13th. Sent some jokes via texts on the 14th. She was so pleased that I sent jokes that she read the clean ones off to the kids at dinner.

[–]broneilbro0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I gave my wife some non roses because nothing would have been Rambo.

I'm deployed but got two fucking texts..."omg the flowers are awesome" and something else.

She probably sent a pic to Jodie.

[–]crimson_chris0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I bought my wife some chocolate and made her a card. I planned on buying a card, but I can't stomach the Hallmark B.S. anymore.

Card Tldr; Life is a journey and we've reached the half point. We've both choosen to experience it together and I'm glad we've made it this far. I am looking forward to my next chapter and she's welcome to come along for the ride.

Then we fooled around while watching the new Chris Rock special on Netflix. He's divorced now and swimming in young pussy.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I gave her the gift of the D and watched her orgasm in response to me cumming down her throat.

[–]drjamesstone0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I got a massage and then went home.

[–]FoxShitNasty830 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I gave nothing

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

She bought me candy. I forgot it was Valentine's.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Remind me to tell you about the time I forgot my anniversary.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oh, that's one I'll have to strive for!

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I took the wife and kids out to a valentines dinner at a korean bbq. Cooked up all the food and wrangled the kids. Then on actual thanksgiving she got two dozen red roses with chocolates delivered to her job. That's about it really, sent the flowers so she didnt need to be jealous of other ladies. Why she works a shit job is out of my comprehension so I just go with it.

She did end up buying me a bunch of gifts last minute and a funny valentines day card. She quipped to me that "she couldn't buy me a serious one" and then laughed it off when I asked why. Doesn't matter, when I got home I walked into a wife dressed as a maid.

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret-5 points-4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I got her some perfume, she loves that shit. Spent about 200$, I call it legalized prostitution because she sure does fuck after that. I don't mind dropping a few hundred on her sometimes, at one point I spent 300$ on a bottle of scotch and pissed in the sink in the lady's washroom. As long as it's not a covert contract I don't care.

She got me a thing of protine from costco and then sucked some of the protine out of my dick.

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