Best response to "all you think about is sex.". Have been STFU, but is there a better response?

albus_scirocco · 2018-01-06T21:32:03+00:00

"No, I think about you making me a sandwich all the time. Sometimes while we have sex I think about you making me sandwiches. Sometimes when you make me sandwiches I think about sex. We should probably bring bread to bed tonight."

red-sfpplus · 2018-01-07T00:17:43+00:00

Women only say this to men they do not want to have sex with. The only thing you can do is be more attractive.

rocknrollchuck · 2018-01-06T20:31:35+00:00

"No, I like a good footrub too" (props feet up on couch for her).

SteelToeShitKicker · 2018-01-06T21:07:15+00:00

The best response is going to lift and becoming attractive.

[deleted] · 2018-01-06T22:52:17+00:00

“What?? I was just thinking of the last time you...” (fill in with something sexual she did in detail and be descriptive. Borderline pornographic.)

Own it.

drjamesstone · 2018-01-06T23:05:28+00:00

The first time I heard that, I was still pretty Rambo-ish and fired off something about blowjobs or Christmas dinner. Was fine but felt forced a little.

Over Christmas this year my wife said it again and I raised my eyebrows, nodded a little and with a shurg said, "ok".

Her impression of me is her problem, not mine.

ice_walker · 2018-01-06T20:50:04+00:00

Yea of course, since there is so much to think about: oral, doggy style, 69, in the shower, in the kitchen (just fill up)

throwawaynumber856 · 2018-01-07T03:30:22+00:00

My wife would say this to me in years past, but when I stopped asking for sex and just started doing it, she hasn’t said it since.

[deleted] · 2018-01-07T11:48:26+00:00

Honey, you should only be worried when I stop thinking about wanting to have sex with you.....

[deleted] · 2018-01-06T22:34:31+00:00

You’re absolutely right, sugar tits. Only half the time with you.

crimson_chris · 2018-01-06T23:42:31+00:00

"I only think about it when I am not having it. So help me think about something else."

hystericalbonding · 2018-01-07T00:06:47+00:00

The other angle is to make her feel that she inspired that lust.

JDRoedell · 2018-01-07T04:17:23+00:00

“Yep, it’s constant”

“No, I think of blow jobs too”

“Lucky girl...”. Or. “Aren’t you lucky”

snatch_haggis · 2018-01-07T07:05:25+00:00

Obviously a lot of good A&A responses here. If the statement from the wife is a complaint, it could also be that OP is being an autist about initiating and not gaming the wife properly. Or OP is a fat fuck.

SteelSharpensSteel · 2018-01-06T20:17:25+00:00

"Of course not! I also think about you making me a sammich too!"

red-sfpplus · 2018-01-07T17:49:42+00:00

ITT: guys who have the frame and can pull of the “sandwich” line and those that cannot can be identified with their spelling of the word “sandwich”

captainVSI · 2018-01-08T02:05:40+00:00

“And your point is...”

Flagfootball99 · 2018-01-06T21:29:47+00:00

What part of husband don’t you understand ??? (Very sarcastically) ass slap and walk away.

Title	Best response to "all you think about is sex.". Have been STFU, but is there a better response?
Author	___8____
Upvotes	8
Comments	22
Date	06 January 2018 08:11 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	askMRP
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