Best response to "all you think about is sex.". Have been STFU, but is there a better response?

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Title Best response to "all you think about is sex.". Have been STFU, but is there a better response?
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Date 06 January 2018 08:11 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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[–]albus_scirocco14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

"No, I think about you making me a sandwich all the time. Sometimes while we have sex I think about you making me sandwiches. Sometimes when you make me sandwiches I think about sex. We should probably bring bread to bed tonight."

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy

Women only say this to men they do not want to have sex with. The only thing you can do is be more attractive.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Are you seriously implying that women like sex to?

[–]rocknrollchuck14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

"No, I like a good footrub too" (props feet up on couch for her).

[–]SteelToeShitKickerRed Beret12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

The best response is going to lift and becoming attractive.

[–]Yosuccha0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

And read the sidebar and the books in the bar.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

“What?? I was just thinking of the last time you...” (fill in with something sexual she did in detail and be descriptive. Borderline pornographic.)

Own it.

[–]drjamesstone5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

The first time I heard that, I was still pretty Rambo-ish and fired off something about blowjobs or Christmas dinner. Was fine but felt forced a little.

Over Christmas this year my wife said it again and I raised my eyebrows, nodded a little and with a shurg said, "ok".

Her impression of me is her problem, not mine.

[–]ice_walkerHead Negotiator2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yea of course, since there is so much to think about: oral, doggy style, 69, in the shower, in the kitchen (just fill up)

[–]throwawaynumber8562 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

My wife would say this to me in years past, but when I stopped asking for sex and just started doing it, she hasn’t said it since.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Honey, you should only be worried when I stop thinking about wanting to have sex with you.....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You’re absolutely right, sugar tits. Only half the time with you.

[–]crimson_chris1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"I only think about it when I am not having it. So help me think about something else."

[–]hystericalbonding1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The other angle is to make her feel that she inspired that lust.

[–]JDRoedellRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

“Yep, it’s constant”

“No, I think of blow jobs too”

“Lucky girl...”. Or. “Aren’t you lucky”

[–]snatch_haggis1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Obviously a lot of good A&A responses here. If the statement from the wife is a complaint, it could also be that OP is being an autist about initiating and not gaming the wife properly. Or OP is a fat fuck.

[–]throwawaynumber8563 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

“I’ll take fat fuck for 400, Alex”

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Of course not! I also think about you making me a sammich too!"

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

ITT: guys who have the frame and can pull of the “sandwich” line and those that cannot can be identified with their spelling of the word “sandwich”

[–]captainVSI0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

“And your point is...”

[–]Flagfootball99-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

What part of husband don’t you understand ??? (Very sarcastically) ass slap and walk away.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Never frame sex as a responsibly or duty. Wrong answer

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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