A lesson from the English sailors

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September 12, 2017
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I seen this on r/all and it seemed like a perfect metaphor to share here...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Dolphin_(1751)#Second_circumnavigation

The nuts and bolts of it is these sailors learned that the native women on the islands would trade sex for iron...so these cavemen start PULLING NAILS FROM THEIR OWN SHIP to trade for sex. The ship's structure ends up being weak as fuck...I have no idea if these poor bastards tried sailing on it or not. But if they did, they probably didn't make it far with their weak ass ship...


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Title A lesson from the English sailors
Author rocketskates4209576
Upvotes 6
Comments 7
Date 12 September 2017 05:18 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/205483
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/6zkz33/a_lesson_from_the_english_sailors/
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[–]donedreadpirateRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't sacrifice the integrity of your mission for women. Nice.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy

The only thing I learned from English sailors? That getting drunk and dressing in drag is a bad idea in Muslim countries

[–]Raspu1011 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Which country came up with "soggy sao's" please don't tell me it was us aussies

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Lol, I just know y'all. Can't handle your liquor as well as Canucks, ruskies, but better than yanks

[–]SailorAground0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dude, British sailors become incomprehensible when drunk. Oddly enough, the Scottish and Welsh dudes with the thickest accents were completely understandable.

[–]The_LitzRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

They became Beta bux on the island. Pass it onto MGTOW.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

thats pretty funny.

goes towards domino effect



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