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Wife's panties in hamper crusted with semen

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July 31, 2017
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I cannot believe I am asking this and typing it out feels surreal and like I am watching a movie of my life in an alternative reality. I thought I had this down and turned it all around through therapy sessions but that isn't the case and the guys who told me about this place are right. I never wanted to believe it.

Now what? Obviously I am leaving but do I confront with the evidence or do I just fade out?


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Title Wife's panties in hamper crusted with semen
Author throwawaynurseshark
Upvotes 10
Comments 62
Date 31 July 2017 11:16 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/205773
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/6qs9h0/wifes_panties_in_hamper_crusted_with_semen/
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[–]askmeanything2140 points141 points  (4 children) | Copy

You know for sure this is semen and not vaginal discharge or yeast infection?

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (3 children) | Copy

I cant stop laughing at some asshole smelling a pair of panties wondering if the aroma is chlorine or iron or bread with the rest of his life riding the outcome

[–]InChargeManRed Beret84 points85 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dear reddit: I found semen in my wife's panties. I know it was semen because I tasted it. Then I got an erection. Am I gay?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

chlorine or iron or bread

Awesome!!!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Same... Dip finger, touch tip of tongue

[–]Aledleledlele60 points61 points  (21 children) | Copy

Ok dude, there's a very good chance that what is on her panties is just vaginal discharge, was it almost her time for her period when you found them?

[–]anythingincRed Beret46 points47 points  (15 children) | Copy

almost her time for her period

Just for posterity, women usually discharge the most around ovulation. If I get my girl hot and bothered around then her panties look like they got slimed 90s Nickelodeon style and dry up hard and crusty like a cum rag.

[–]Lick_The_Wrapper30 points31 points  (1 child) | Copy

Women discharge every day dude. It doesn't happen the most around ovulation, it just changes. You can get your girl 'hot and bothered' at any time and she'll lubricate, which is what's happening. Not discharge. There's a difference between discharge and lubrication from getting horny.

[–]anythingincRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

http://www.sofyclub.com/in/en/library/basic/images/library_basic_010_img_001.gif

There's a difference between discharge and lubrication from getting horny.

Implying I don't know that. Implying there isn't more of it, and it doesn't happen easier around ovulation.

[–]EarthboundHTX0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[–]Lick_The_Wrapper14 points15 points  (4 children) | Copy

Dude... Women discharge every day. Not just around their period.

[–]Aledleledlele11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

Yes, but discharge becomes opaque, white and much thicker before menstruation, aka could be mistaken for semen if someone doesn't understand female biology

[–]Amillllii7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

It also becomes like this before ovulation depending on the woman. We're all different and we all have different patterns and cycles

[–]Aledleledlele2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

True, mine is kind of always like that

[–]Amillllii1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I can tell when I'm ovulating without a doubt!

[–]The_LitzRed Beret40 points41 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dear diary what a day its been.

Bob is acting more needy and whiny than usual. He is sulking in the garage and playing on his phone. I have to go to the store to buy ziplock bags again. And to top it all, I have a discharge. Perfect panties ruined. Ahhhgggg!

[–]FidesphilioPat the Bipolar ADHD troll35 points36 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wow, um....you...do know that vaginas naturally secrete fluids, correct? Like, whether or not the woman in question has an infection. This is normal. It can happen because of sweat, as remnants of menstruation, or even just plain ol' lubrication. What I find especially frightening is this implies that you thought vaginas were naturally dry. The only reason that would be the case is if you had literally never managed to arouse your wife, ever. In which case for her sex with you is nothing but sheer agony, as sex while unlubricated, burns and can even tear the tissues of the vaginal wall.

TL:DR: holy fuck dude no wonder your wife doesn't want to bone you; you have literally no idea how vaginas work!

[–]chachaChad34 points35 points  (2 children) | Copy

Are you sure it’s semen and not something else? I would show them to her ask “what’s this?” and see what she says.

[–]jmac3237 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

She will probably get pissed or embarrassed that you are looking at that crotch of her underwear, I know I would! I find that incredibly invasive.

[–]RPAlternate42Red Beret10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

More importantly, she how she reacts to the question.

Watch what she does, not what she says.

[–]drty_prRed Beret54 points55 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fuck off

[–]InvincibleKraken11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Best response here.

[–]DeeMooreDeeMarriet21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy

Did you taste it to make sure?

[–]DeeMooreDeeMarriet15 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

Of course it's semen. They're all wearing those cute white uniforms and spiffy hats.

[–]RPAlternate42Red Beret3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Semen /u/stonepimpletilists can confirm if this is true or not.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Since neither of you are clearly being dicks, It's sea-man.

and only stupid americans wear those giligan hats.

[–]WesternhagenWinner4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

My high school soccer coach, long ago: "What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine!"

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (10 children) | Copy

I should remove this low quality shit...

[–]screechhaterRed Beret12 points13 points  (3 children) | Copy

I been knifed. I been shot at. I been done had the fuck beat out of me. My father almost killed me abusing me

But there ain't nothing like the feeling of waking up one day and 16 mos ago asking a question here, when I was fucking crushed by my wifes constant rejections.

The answer was golden and I found my legs fast.

I maybe a fucking train wreck from my shit past, but I got frame, direction and hard boundary with a deadline of this November. Not covert, just realistic. It's gonna be a soul crusher, but it's reality.

This place lead me back to higher objective, me.

Recently, thanks to here, I had the fortitude in a fuck me or Fuck you moment, to answer her questions of another woman for dread induced feels, and I answered with "you ain't getting off that easy, I won't give you the satisfaction of that, you can tell your sisters and family the truth..... "

Remember some of us were crushed starting here, by a woman's actions Crushed from the reality of the double barreled behavior

This from a man that has curbed his fair share in the day. If that ain't reality, then i don't know what is

[–]weakandsensitive5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Recently, thanks to here, I had the fortitude in a fuck me or Fuck you moment, to answer her questions of another woman for dread induced feels, and I answered with "you ain't getting off that easy, I won't give you the satisfaction of that, you can tell your sisters and family the truth..... "

Wait - tell me more. This story sounds interesting.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Accused of being an "asshole" to get "her" to divorce me because "there is another woman, and you are trying to break it to me gently, right ? "

"Would not give you the satisfaction. You get to tell your kids and family the truth, .... or I can"

You all talk about 200 foot ropes, try my 3 mile rope with the menopause shit and herd mentality, "so and so have separate bedrooms." "Like I give 10 fucks about others' and their shit box marriages"

Dread does a body good, especially when the SO goes to the doc and gets on HRT and some other shit to shorten the length of the rope, but wait, isn't that "her" rope ? (According to her ?)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fair enough. TBH, this one does make me laugh a bit.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret3 points4 points  (5 children) | Copy

But that's like turning off the movie half way through... Before we find out if he tries tasting it.

[–]drty_prRed Beret4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy

He's a troll bro.

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

but wouldn't that make for great entertainment? The day a redditor tasted another mans semen.

[–]drty_prRed Beret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

The day a redditor tasted another mans semen

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this has happened

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Came back looking for an update, realize now it was only a troll.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I know, it's not like the trolls are that good. It's that a lot of the guys coming here are at such a low point, it makes it hard to tell.

[–]mourning_star8513 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Vaginas habe discharge all the time. The consistency and smell depends on where she is in her cycle. It is not seman

[–]InChargeManRed Beret10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Are you really sure it is semen? You might be over excited to find something. Sometimes those snatches do funny things.

Assuming it is, save the underwear in a ziplock for safe keeping. Then do some surveillance to figure out what is up. Once you are sure start planning your moves.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Smells like a semen encrusted troll right here with incoherent garbage, no replies and no post history.

[–]SteelToeShitKickerRed Beret6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

turned it all around through therapy sessions but that isn't the case

Well, it sounds like it's not your semen, so no, I think the therapy did not work.

Now what?

What do you want to do?

Obviously I am leaving but do I confront with the evidence or do I just fade out?

I'd bring it up if I wanted to argue about it. Otherwise I'd keep my mouth shut and muster all the steel in my spine to do what I needed to do.

Welcome aboard. So, DYEL bro?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Could be discharge. Really. It grossed me the fuck out, but it happened with a girl I was dating. And the panties weren't like glossed over with a shiny sheen to them. There was just some... uh... pussy crust I guess you could call it. It happens. Either you trust your woman or you don't. If you trust her, then it is pussy crust. If you don't trust her, she's banging the football team. Reddit can't decide that for you.

[–]318jimmynow6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Maybe I missed this in the sidebar but do a lot of guys go thru their wife's laundry?

[–]Mildly_Sociopathic5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Put it in a ziploc, maybe you can use it as proof of infidelity.

Anywho, lift, sidebar, lawyer.

[–]ShivMeister69ZFG5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Probably just Clitty Litter, but have it analyzed to see if she was anal-yzed.

[–]DEADtoasterOVEN5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

clitty litter... ahahahaa

[–]ex_addict_broRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Obvious troll

[–]screechhaterRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Depends on what you want ?

A marriage/relationship that is fulfilling, with a added benefit of surreality or wander aimlessly repeating and rinsing the same shit over and over

Tell us why you think she would cheat, or not ?

What is your weight, body fat % and what makes you a fun quality man What is you mission in life ?

[–]matrixtospartanatLVRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

OP, sounds to me like you are tired and whether this is really someone else's semen or not, you're ready to walk.

I get that, I really do. I have ridden that emotional roller coaster and it is one brutal fucking ride.

It doesn't matter what it is right now, the thoughts, the emotions, the feeelz are enough to make you go through the original issue all over again.

Walk. Take the panties with you. Trial separation while you get YOUR shit together. Do not make any permanent decisions in this state of mind, but absolutely take steps to clear your mind.

Do not initiate contact with her, but respond as appropriate. And monitor her tone with you. It will indicate where she is with you.

In the meantime, YOU need space.

And see someone professionally, on your own. Word vomit, victim puke, and get it out of your system.

[–]ElectricFleshlight39 points40 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's vaginal discharge you colossal fucking moron.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wait... am I reading that right? It was a hamper crusted with semen? That's scurry.

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Scrape a small amount into a microscope slide. Look for little tiny oval guys with a tail under an optical microscope at 1000X.

[–]Amillllii2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I don't think most people just have optical microscopes hanging around their house unfortunately



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