Original post here

I updated the original but decided to make a new post and copy/paste, if it's allowed.

Update: Guys I have read every comment so far and I get it, paragraphs, my hamster went into overdrive. I did in fact setup a no strings attached relationship so I could jump ship when the time was right, but she was the one that benefited from that and not me, so I acted like the bitch. I'm good now though. I went back to her place and removed all of my accounts from her PC, changed all of my passwords, packed up all my shit, made her go to the bank to pay me the money she owes me and bounced.

Since then, I was invited to a bar a friend of mine DJ's at and bumped into my (recent) ex there. Our friends and families are very close and I couldn't really get away from the situation when they all got together. Then out of nowhere, bam, one of the hottest chicks I have ever known (my teenage crush who is still about a HB8) walks in and is shocked to see me. Tells me how good I look and can't believe the change. In my teen years I was the fat, super bluepilled, gamer kid (I have been lifting now for 5 yrs). My 2 close friends that were there instantly start asking who she is and if she is single.

Then while my ex was talking to me and my 2 other friends, my old crush comes up and starts hitting on me and asks me to facebook her. I know, it sounds so made up because the revenge couldn't have felt any better! My ex walks away, heated, and my 2 friends just looked at me and asked how in the hell can I be that lucky? We always joke about a video from Casually Explained: The Friend Zone and I just shouted out, "STEP ONE!"

It was too perfect.

Edit: Changed link to jump to the explaination of step 1.

Edit #2: My ex's mom keeps calling me asking what happened. I guess she found out we broke up. I love her mom, she treats me like her own son and I don't want to cause her any pain if she finds out what her daughter has done. Her mom is super old school and will flip out on my ex if she hers the truth. So my question is, should I tell her or just tell her to ask her daughter? I have ignore all of her calls so far.