What kind of shit test (if any) is this

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April 17, 2017

OK I'm fairly new to TRP community and im slowly crawling my way up integrating it into my life.

Shit with my wife has been rocky, i was unknowingly redpill (military, fit, high value, abundance mentality, attractive girls around, i can go on but you don't care) when we got married and turned into a beta bitch along the way, the results have been typical. Getting back to where i was is a work in progress.

shes been giving me shit about this chick in my class, at first i got defensive about it and it obviously made shit worse.girl is hot, younger than my wife, and definitely dtf.

After about a week i remembered my red pill reading and started with agree/amplify, and just being amused when she tries to start with her jealousy bs. Shit like agreeing that the chick is my girlfriend and that i def want to fuck her as well as a few others in the class, but telling her that they would be just for fun and shes still the one i want.

chick and her husband had a cookout, and she had the idea of me bringing my wife so that she could see her with her husband and maybe the suspicion would go away, chick shit. My wife is not stupid and i've seen some redpill shit come out of her mouth several times.

result being, wife saw through the girls shit, straight up told me she knew the girl was playing it up with her husband so my wife would see it, and that she noticed the chicks body language was all about me

THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT TEST- my wife, after meeting this younger chick that she is sure wants me, told me she would not get pissed if i picked up a side piece- as long as i don't lie to her and she doesn't lose her place as queen bitch. She even made a bet with me where if i get this chick in bed, wife wins and her prize is an expensive vacation for us as well as getting her tits (36 a) and ass done (doesn't need it). We actually have a pretty good vacation paid for for 8 days in june right now.

WTF is this twilight zone shit? I don't think I haven't improved enough for my wife to have enough dread that she would rather share than lose. To add to this she told me a few years ago she had a fantasy of watching me fuck another girl, but it never came back up, and i also took a rando back to her hotel for a one nighter after a concert while my wife went home with my kid and this was the wifes idea. It feels like a set up.

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Title What kind of shit test (if any) is this
Author majickjerk
Upvotes 8
Comments 18
Date 17 April 2017 07:01 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/206272
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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

totally a setup. Shes mate guarding right now (which is good cuz shes threatened by your ability to get a side piece), but looking to see if you actually go and cheat on her. When she finds out, the only reward will be divorce rape. Then she will get her tits and ass done and take that expensive vacation.

if she wants you to fuck another girl, have her pick someone out that way you 2 both know its mutual.

[–]anythingincRed Beret7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

my wife, after meeting this younger chick that she is sure wants me, told me she would not get pissed if i picked up a side piece...we actually have a pretty good vacation paid for for 8 days in june right now.

It's too late, you've already taken the bait you thirsty fuck. Should have AA'd this immediately too.

you can have a side piece if I get boobs (to get new men with) and a vacation (filled with exotic dick)

Ah thanks baby, I knew you would understand, we've been on the DL for months, guess I better schedule those tits for you

Circuits fry, shit test passed.

So you are "military, fit, high value," surely you've toyed with some loser who wanted to be cool or part of the in-crowd, so you throw them a bone, and then once they bite they have confirmed their thirsty lower status and you get to rip the bone out of their mouth. Right? Invite the ugly girl to prom on a dare just to egg her house from the limo as you drive past? Seen that movie? You're the ugly girl.

And I'm being generous, because usually when a woman gives this shit test it is because she doesn't want to fuck you, and believes there is NO WAY in hell that her shitty man could pull off the coup de grace with a younger/tighter/hotter chick that would stoop to fuck you either.

Let's say she IS serious, you can't step out unless you are ready to step off, you ready for that? And if you are, why the fuck would you give a shit about her permission? You have to do what you have to do, and she can either stay or go.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

She will use it as an excuse to fuck another dude, invariably. Shoot for a FFM threesome or get strange on the sly.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

FFM Threesomes or nothing. If you do this alone she will use it as an excuse to fuck another guy. My wife likes girls but gets off more on watching me fuck them and make them cum and recounting it later when its just the two of us, totally gets us off. Female cuckoldry is a real fetish but I still think its a terrible idea to tell her about your sexual escapades if they happen separate from her. That is hamster steroids right there.

[–]captain_my_captain223 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

[–]alphabeta49Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[–]InChargeManRed Beret3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is all going to work out just beautifully.

[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ha ha ha. Whew.

OP sure brought a butter knife to a gun fight.

[–]BobbyPeru2 points3 points  (5 children) | Copy

A&A this BS

[–]icantbelieveiclicked0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

What is a&a?

[–]alphabeta49Red Beret7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy

Stands for "read the sidebar"

[–]icantbelieveiclicked0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

I'm in the process, but I suck with acronyms and I figured the actual info was better to start at than a bunch of acronyms that don't mean much to me now, but thanks for the help bud

[–]alphabeta49Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

no problem pardner

[–]tim_rp0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Bluff called.

OP is playing checkers, while his wife is playing chess. I want to nail her and I haven't even met her based on the nuclear mind fuck she pulled with her husband Alphalfa.

OP is going to get fucked, but not in any way he would like.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dear Momma

I got a little Alpha sprinkled it around and blurted out some shit and it went like this but telling her that they would be just for fun and shes still the one i want.

Momma, "I just don;t know how to handle the words that spewed out of her mouth, where oh, where did I fuck up ?"

Try reading the sidebar in its entirety...... read the top posts, learn when to cut the words off man

[–]kendallb1831 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Let me recap,

Wife hasn't met girl, knows a mystery girl is into you, wife has to use imagination on what she looks like which always leads to over exaggeration and dread. She doesn't have any way to truly assess the situation and there for is fully in dread because of her imagination and emotions

She meets this woman, realizes she is into you, assesses this woman's true SMV in relation to her own, and her tactics change significantly. One of two things make sense to me:

She is confirmed in her own threated position and is attempting to tell you your free to do what you want in hopes of confirming you won't actually do that even if she let you (manipulation, covert contract)


She is truly not threatened any longer by this woman. And there are 3 things that may be at play in her no longer worrying:

One: She could literally be ok with you fucking a woman with a lower SMV than your wife thinks she has... as long as it benefits her (free surgeries, ect with no threat of you leaving her because of the lower SMV girl) women are inclined to share more easily than men remember. NOTE: She will never be ok with you fucking a girl with a higher SMV than she perceives in herself.

Two: She may be totally not serious and thinks you wouldn't touch a girl lower quality than her so she can A&A this situation to you by making this stupid agreement.

Three: she doesn't care anymore because it gives her what she really wants, a chance for a Chad she's been holding back on.

What I would do, is come home a little late, with some sort of dinner or something, a way to prove you were late for that reason. Don't let her see this, leave it in the car. Go inside tell her you thought about what she said and you did it and you owe her new boobs. and you were telling her now like she asked you too. Watch her reaction... this will force her hand and make her show her real intentions. Then show her what you brought home to prove you aren't lying about coming home late for something innocent. tell her you were totally just kidding... and she shouldn't over react, and you can ask more detail about why she reacted how she did... i.e., babe I thought you were good with it, why did you get so angry, or if she doesn't react at all, dig into that if you'd like. Just my 2 cents. Really gotta know the difference in comfort or shit tests after you hit her with the fakeout. She may get upset and say your an asshole, shit test, or she may get upset and say she was kidding and wants you to only want her or say she doesn't think she's good enough for you (comfort)

Edit: 4th reason she may not be worried. She saw how you interacted with this chick and realizes your gonna blow it anyways.

[–]drty_prRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

  • You pay for new tits and ass on your wife.
  • You're now free to bang this chick at your own leisure.
  • The whole time you're banging her, your wife will be self improving.
  • You'll be spending far too much time trying to game this chick (if she is as hot as you say, it'll take a lot of effort to keep her happy) that you won't spend any time doing the improvements you need to on yourself.
  • Once this younger girl realizes you're not the real deal, she'll bounce.
  • This is when you'll really notice how hot your wife has gotten.
  • Except she has no respect for you, so you're no longer of much value to her.
  • She also has a pretty good case against you. Even if your in a no fault state, all the time you have been wasting banging this chick (she will have it well documented) will go well in court for her getting sole custody of your child.
  • She files for divorce, keeps most of the assets you two have combined for, has you on the hook for substantial support and is now fucking a guy who isn't a total dumb fuck (you know him too); in the bed you paid for no less.
  • You finally get the harse truth of the redpill. Only now you have wasted your most precious resources, (time and money) all so you could bang a chick outside of your marriage with mommy's approval.
  • You realize how fucked the next 20 years of your life will be and you decide the bottle and a bar stool is easier than the work it will take you now to be anything.

Either focus on you and the possibility of making your family work, leave your wife and bang all the little hotties you want, or hit this chick on the side and fully own the consequences of your actions when you get caught (because she knows of this chick, you will get caught)

Side note: the amount of rapport you have already lost with your wife by bombing these comfort tests is huge. You have your work cut out for you no matter what you choose man. Good luck

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