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Jesus Titty Fucking Christ: N00bs

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August 20, 2016
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This has been a rough week on your MRP/askMRP mods. Trolls, cucks, morons. We have consecutive posts literally asking the same shit. Everyone's fucking angry, angry, angry, afraid, afraid, afraid.

ENOUGH.

You new guys are not doing enough shut-the-fuck-up-already. You talk and talk, DEER and DEER. You justify and explain. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Your goal here is to get out of your wife's head. Repeat after me: this is my life and it's ending one minute at a time. Know - not fear - that your wife never loved you like you loved her, because she can't. Now, if she left today and you never saw her again, what would you do with the rest of your life? DO THAT. But SHUT THE FUCK UP about it.

Pro tips:

  • Don't TELL your wife any fucking thing about what you're doing. Just don't.
  • Recognize that you've been a selfless piece of shit Nice Guy and that is repugnant.
  • Resolve to put in the work to unfuck yourself.

Because I'm really a softie at heart, I'm going to give you some links:

  • All of you start here.

  • Feeling angry? STFU and read this.

  • Wondering why you feel lost and confused? See here.

Now read, bitches. We're happy to answer your questions, but not when they are super-retardo stuff that is in the sidebar, books, and posts. Your first task in owning your shit is taking responsibility for who you've allowed yourself to become, and fixing it.

Get to it.


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Title Jesus Titty Fucking Christ: N00bs
Author SorcererKing
Upvotes 20
Comments 30
Date 20 August 2016 07:08 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/207218
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/4ynsog/jesus_titty_fucking_christ_n00bs/
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[–]screechhaterRed Beret9 points10 points  (4 children) | Copy

My wife upped my life insurance. Recently my brakes went out in the car, should I be worried ?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy

Naah. Just make sure you bring her everywhere you go

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Make sure her policy is up to date, and swap cars with her.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

THis starts into some dark territory on what people do....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I watch "Law and Order" some. As they say at the murder scene, if they only knew what the person sleeping next to them was capable of……..

Yep, very dark….

[–]ShiveringPines1 point2 points  (16 children) | Copy

I swallowed the pill a few weeks ago. Read the canon. Worked on my shit.

Sometimes I feel like victim puking and complaining to a friendly ear. But then I remember that that's fucking lame and STFU about it. And then go lift something.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (14 children) | Copy

So the thing is, you can reframe a victim puke into something productive :

X thing happened, I felt X, did Y. This was good/bad/ inconsequential in retrospect because___

I think the root cause is (insert your failure here)

Plans moving forward:

Any thoughts from the peanut gallery?

I think that is a good way to make Victim puke impulses useful

[–]sh0ckley2 points3 points  (9 children) | Copy

As a FNG myself, maybe I'll try this. That's the exact thought process I have when ever I fuck shit up now.

I keep quiet about it because I no longer find satisfaction in whining like a little bitch and already have a shiny new asshole that I've learned how to polish myself.

But posting that way would actually be useful, especially to some of the n00bs being referenced.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (8 children) | Copy

Yup. Still do this. Often wind up deleting things as I can pretty much heat bogey ucmcgill stone and others giving me shit in their specific internet voices. It's kind of therapeutic

[–]sh0ckley1 point2 points  (7 children) | Copy

lol stone installed my new asshole. I think he did a great job, it fits great and I haven't bent over since.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

Hmm. Well. He was a sailor. So I guess it goes with the theme

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Im what's called an analyst now, ill have you know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Really ? ANALyst ?

Dude...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I figured you would enjoy that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Seems apt for a sailor

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I would be much more receptive to victim pukes that are after-action reports, yes. That at least demonstrates that someone has read the material and has introspected and related all of that together.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

That at least demonstrates that someone has read the material and has introspected and related all of that together. Gives a fuck about themselves and is willing to work

[–]screechhaterRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

It requires reading, application There is no fucking phone app

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

but imagine the money you could make?

I can't believe GLO hasn't gotten off the weight bench long enough to make an RedGloTM app

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Everybody gets one puke. It can be cathartic; and give MRP the "background" on you. Suggest you finish prereqs and "The Rational Male", and be at least several months into your MAP before you puke. Make a quality report of it, focusing on how you see your own puke through a RP lenses and what YOU ARE DOING ABOUT IT.

[–]Trekneck0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Just came in to check things out, been absent a while. First response was "what the fuck is this bullshit?"

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Welcome back. Grab a broom, there's mess everywhere.

[–]Trekneck0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It would seem so

[–]bsutansaltRed Beret0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

DEER?

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

Defend Excuse Explain Rationalize

[–]bsutansaltRed Beret0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Thanks. I keep seeing DEER all over the place, but couldn't find what it meant, and I've been in this game going on 10 years. Where is this even from?

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Looks like it's actually Defend Evade Excuse Rationalize. From "When I Say No I Feel Guilty."

[–]bsutansaltRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Noted. I'll have to check it out.

[–]mundocorde0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Other than for the blasphemy in the title, thank you very much for this post.



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