This is nuts. I've been at full intensity lately and passionate about this new way of thinking, and of embracing my inner self. And I'm just being so extremely positive and outgoing. And a big part of it is saying truths to people that I believe. Lifting and running is over time changing my body but I'm still a ways from where I wanna be. So my physical appearance is slightly overweight plus muscles. I met a girl in line at Starbucks. I joked around with her some and found she was in theater set design and lighting. I made a joke that she probably wears overalls etc. Made note of some really cool things about her that I liked. She asks for my number.
She texts me a couple times then asks some life questions and I answer direct and to get to the point. Then one day she calls while I'm walking around in my yard with all these questions about what I think about certain things, my beliefs etc. She obviously likes me and I'm enjoying the attention because she's super hot and easy to talk to, but I don't think anything of it. Until suddenly she informs me that she wants me to come to her place, fuck her, and specifically I need to cum inside her. Then I tell her I'm not interested, and she tells me she's been masturbating the last ten minutes and I just say "ok". And say I've gotta go. And hang up in the middle of a pretty convincing loud orgasm. I just kind of laughed about it.
At what point did she make that giant jump? Is this bitch crazy or is this normal?
The best part was I turned it into dread by telling my wife the whole story and then I said, "I was gonna go fuck her but when she said cum inside her I thought, nah I have enough kids at the moment. Plus I had yard work to finish. I'll fuck her later." anyway I think my wife almost broke my dick after that. In a good way.
Edit: also wrong sub but still MRP so I'll leave it.