I love telling stories from work that I can bring here and make things relatable. Anecdotal evidence is one of, if not thee defining method of understanding because the mantra of "watch what women do, not what they say" is all important.
So yesterday I'm doing security for one of these new, awful, incredibly famous DJs. He's pretending to do shit but really he pressed play and is just making gestures for the crowd.
On this day, the only people allowed in the back area are part of a specific group who paid a ton of money to be there. It was a group of, let's just call them businessmen, with more money than God. Unless you are a part of this group or are invited by them there's literally nothing you can do. I can't let you in.
So I go to the front row to check out the talent that these DJs draw and per usual, women are begging me to go meet this DJ. Now, funny thing, women used to know the drill, they used to work to get backstage. Now? They think they're entitled to the baller life because they're reasonably attractive. There's still a few women who are willing to work for it, but for the most part they are utterly entitled.
I love telling them no and watching how quickly they turn to begging but today was a special day because there was literally nothing I could do. To make things even more hilarious, this group of businessmen were constantly walking a menagerie of semi-cute but far below normal backstage levels of women with them.
With each average to subpar entrant, the hot girls upfront got angrier and angrier. I literally watched them go through the five stages of death, except they never reached acceptance; they would cycle from angry to pleading to bargaining over and over and over.
In their minds, the only place that matters to women, no world could exist where ugly girls get privileges that they couldn't. They literally couldn't make sense of it. They went from begging, to rubbing my arm, to eventually offering sexual acts of all types. Each time more ruthlessly desperate then the last. I couldn't stop laughing.
Most women spend their whole life on Easy Mode without even realizing it, hot women doubly so. The second their privilege is removed and they have to live their life normally, they can't properly function. They'll do anything in the world to get that privilege back. It's Tits or GTFO on a larger, more vivid and disgusting scale.
The second a woman tells you she'll suck your dick so she can give the DJ a hand job, you know you've hit on something special.
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