Alright boys strap in, I really need some advice on this one.

I've been red pill aware for eleven years, even though it didn't exist. I like to think of myself as a pre vanguard. It's chill, don't worry about it. I also lift. No, I won't share body fat or my physique, or numbers. That would be breaking frame.

Anyway, I was at this totally sick (not like Covid I just mean cool) club in LA and I saw a move that totally got me shook. I need some perspective.

So there's this dude, let me erotically describe his physique and choice of clothes for like 3 paragraphs, but I'll say no homo at the end its chill.

So yeah, he's totally killing it. I know what social scenes are like, because I go there all the time. Did I say no homo? Anyway, I'm staring at him holding my drink at exactly waist height in my left hand (holding your drink up is a HUGE beta tell btw, immediate set break) and then he holds up his finger and says,

"hold on females, I have to do Man Shit real quick".

The period came after his close quote because he did this really weird thing where he seemed to slap every girl on the ass simultaneously. It was crazy bro. No homo.

So I'm following him into the bathroom. A moment of sheer panic sets in - as I realize that I'm holding my drink at chest height.

Chad turns around. He sees my drink, he looks at me. He smirks.

"mogged."

It was so casual it was lowercase.

Anyway, I'm completely shook. But that's not why I'm posting. It's what he did.....right after.

This Chad PLUNGES his head in the toilet and just starts chugging. Full on, mouth gulps, he even stopped to cartoonishly go "aaaahhh" but not like he enjoyed it, like he was proving a point, you know?

So yeah, I'm standing there. Mouth agape. Drink back at waist height (Jesus bro, I need to read the sidebar again, thank God I recovered). Chad walks out of the bathroom like nothing happened and proceeds to leave with the ENTIRE group of girls who were waiting for him.

So, like, I'm not looking for advice, I only read redpill for fun and I'm not at all serious about getting girls. But I can't help but wonder....

Do real Chads only drink toilet water?


Shoutout to trpcops for inspiration.

https://archive.is/DKvIV

I'm so drunk.