Food in the bed sucks

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Kids bedtime, wife in bed complaining about some nose issue. I want them sleep so I put them to bed. I get in bed and there is rice all under the covers. I'm pissed.

  1. Don't be Rambo.. so I don't want to punish or yell.
  2. Smirking and cleaning out the bed doesn't address my anger.
  3. Freeze out or any feminine withdrawal reaction is bad.

What other options will I find?

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Title Food in the bed sucks
Author Umar_Neo
Upvotes 9
Comments 28
Date 04 February 2019 01:21 PM UTC (2 years ago)
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[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando22 points23 points  (3 children) | Copy

Tell your wife that the bed is for sleeping in and fucking. If she wants to eat rice, tell her to eat it in the kitchen like a normal adult.

[–]Umar_Neo[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

That was my response the first two times she did it

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy

Maybe she's trying to serve herself to you.

On a bed of rice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This made me laugh way too hard. Thank you!

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill12 points13 points  (4 children) | Copy

Get shit done.

Tell your wife to get out of the bed so you can change the sheets.

The long term reality is until you're worth fucking she won't give a shit what you demand or ask. Read the professors steps of dread and get on your plan.

[–]mrp_awakening11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

Tell your wife to get out of the bed so you can change the sheets.

My thoughts exactly. Make her move and own shit by doing it yourself. Bonus points if she's already asleep, and you have to wake her up.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando49 points50 points  (2 children) | Copy

No More Mr. Rice Guy

[–]Tbonesupreme2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I love this and hate this at the same time.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Best comment of the thread.

[–]SteelToeShitKickerRed Beret9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Peel the top covers off. Peel your side of the bottom sheet off the mattress. Flip rice to her side of the bed. Put bed back together.

Only do this if you can do it while laughing.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is she already in bed?

Make her clean it out on the spot before you get in it.

Sounds like she needs spankings.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

Not rice.

Its sand from your mangina and her dried up Sahara Desert pussy.

[–]mrpthrowa2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

this really depends on your current dynamic...

is she outright rebellious?

You can have this as your hill to die on... get her not to eat in bed or just move on....

You've gotta decide what your hill is...

[–]Umar_Neo[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I haven't heard the terminology Hill to die on. I assume it's sidebar. It's not my Hill to die on. So I'll clean it and move on.

[–]mrpthrowa1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

[–]RedPillCoach0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

A filthy bed full of rice would certainly be a hill I would die on. Once my wife left crumbs in the way you described. I stripped the sheets over her vehement protests and left her laying without covers before going downstairs to watch TV. She figured it out and by the time I got to bed fresh sheets were in place.

[–]Umar_Neo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Interesting approach. As a newb I'd rather not die on this hill, for fear of DEER, manipulation, or expectations of her understanding.. in other words covert contracts.

I appreciate your input. I'll stay the course, read and practice.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

[–]Umar_Neo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Food in the bed can't be defended right now. This it's not my boundary. Ok

[–]InChargeManRed Beret2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Dude, you are taking spoon feeding MRP to a whole other level.

[–]testy685 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

With rice please...

[–]fuckmrpRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who the fuck eats rice in bed? I’m pretty sure this is listed in the DSM, psyco level shit right here. Lmao...

[–]Frosteecat1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who the fuck eats in bed in the first place?? You people are NASTY LOL!!

Bring chopsticks next time with a bottle of soy sauce.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

First off, you’re skinny fat with those numbers. Lift heavy- 2 days a week squats and legs.

Secondly, who gives a fuck. Clean up the rice and fuck her right, then she won’t have rice in the bed next time

[–]screechhaterRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Women, including your wife, want strong men.

Opinionated, direct, honest and yes, masculine. And, most of all have done self respect, and boundaries. Like as in not only no, but hell no

So what part does - “stop eating in bed, now, actually mean something yo you ?”

WTF does - not a hill to die on mean ?

That’s called lack of frame.

[–]WesternhagenWinner0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

When did you start lifting - last week?

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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