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What did you give/get for Valentine's Day?

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TurdDoctor
February 14, 2019
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I gave her Reeses peanut butter cups and a hot pink MAGA hat. She gave me a winter hat, underwear, and a bag of her favorite chocolates. Should I go Rambo and not share my chocolates with her?

Edit: Tonight I'll give her my dick in a box if she's good.


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Title What did you give/get for Valentine's Day?
Author TurdDoctor
Upvotes 15
Comments 36
Date 14 February 2019 06:52 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/218204
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/aqn51y/what_did_you_giveget_for_valentines_day/
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[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy

She gave me a blow job this morning.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

The perfect gift for every woman

[–]helaughsinhidden4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

She gave me one also!

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

I gave my most valued resource: My time.

Attended both of my kids vday parties at their elementary school.

Had lunch with Mandy.

Time is all that fucking matters.

[–]SiegreicherMarsch0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yep reward good behavior with time, attention, fun. Same as any other day. Same if you're talking about a 5 year old or a 35 year old. If you're a high value man, this is what they want most.

[–]FereallyRedHard Core Red8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

Heart shaped pancakes, bitches.

[–]teeekuuu6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Did you just fkin stack the pans on eachother?????

[–]FereallyRedHard Core Red3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Guess I gotta vacuum the place again.

[–]RedPill-BlackLotusRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I stuffed a 100$ In her underwear when she put it on after trying to pull a load out of me. Didn't work, round 2 later tonight. My dick failed me.

[–]BostonBrakeJob4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Mine hates cards. Bday, Vday, whateverday....she doesn't like em.

So this year I got her one of those gigantic cards from Wal Mart.

[–]NightFire450 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Same here; not the card though. Usually I try to send something to her work to embarrass her but this year I passed. Last year I sent her one of those singing telegrams.

[–]Dialerstring4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I got my wife Starbucks. Share the chocolates you don’t want or better yet bite each one and put them back in the box.

[–]redismyfuture6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I didn't /not doing anything for mine.

She sent me pictures of the new lingerie she bought with the caption "for tonight".

[–]FoxShitNasty832 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I got chocolates and beer, I gave a card

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

She gave me: a metal wallet card that I should take with me when I travel that says "I love you, you are the only one for me. No matter where you are, I'll always be with you", a very nice lovey dovey card with a handwritten love note, and she bought a subscription to a date night box for 3 months.

I got her a used trombone and made a card out of blank paper that said, "Happy V-day. Blow me."

Yes, a trombone.

Her response? Absolute knee buckling laughter and when that subsided an hour later: "You know, HornsofApathy, I'm probably the only wife I know that didn't get flowers and chocolates today. But that's OK. You know me so well... that stuff doesn't matter to me. I love you."

She then initiated sex in bed and we went for two hours.

Strength, motherfuckers. Own your shit.

Edit: oh, and I did get her a bag of skittles. No shit.

[–]weakandsensitive0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking riot.

[–]FereallyRedHard Core Red0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That's awesome.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nothing. I dont know if the convo I had with my daughter counts.

I asked where they were in a text, she said they were vday shopping. I told her dad needs bananas and avacado for vday

[–]anakun4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

nothing

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Skittles, a $50 AUD makeup voucher and a handwritten card.

She got me microfibre gym towels. Pretty happy with that.

[–]honorocagan1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Burlesque show later.

[–]Skiffbug[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Gave a bag of peanut m&m’s. She said they were he favourite. She made me a special breakfast of croissants. Noting it is highly unusual for her to wake up at the same time as me rather than later, this is actually pretty impressive.

[–]RPWolfAlpha_as_Wolf_2.01 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Gave her a piece of roller derby equipment she needed and was stressing over affording.

She gave me a 3 course dinner of soup, hand made gnocchi in vodka sauce with fresh grated Parmesan cheese and baked Italian bread with a home made apple pie for dessert. Then at bed time she gave me a gift bag filled with bottles of cold relief, allergy relief, pain relief and a bag of beef jerky. If you saw the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight on Netflix you get the joke. This was followed by an epic BJ and sex.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

A buddy of mine went all out. Got his wife a hotel room (for herself), spa treatment, shopping because "she's so great, she works hard at home". He watched his multiple kids (4 of them). He meets his wife for dinner and she asks "that was nice, what are you going to do to top this next year?" Now he's stressing how to top this.

I feel really bad for the guy... his wife runs all over him and he becomes more and more beta to try and appease her.

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[–]calmwater11 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I got her flowers. She gave me baklava. She cooked and we had dinner at home. I made a low calorie dessert. We watched TV together and then had sex on the couch. She gave me a great BJ.

[–]innominating1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

She bought lingerie. I gave her dick.

[–]helaughsinhidden1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Took her with me to the gun range, then to a cash poker game, then put two more loads down range

[–]40mullet1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I dont celebrate random american consumer holidays. Pressure is huge, 10 years ago nobody in my country cared about valentines day or halloween, today all stores are full of heart shaped crap. Thank god feminism is still a joke here, but this will too change eventually.

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TBH wife gave me chocolate, same kind she got for kids.

[–]LeanFatso0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly the same for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My wife hates Valentine's Day, and hates getting shit and told me not to get anything (this isn't some test, she really doesn't want anything). So naturally, I got a card and $100 for Victoria's secret. Told her she's been a good wife lately and needed something sexy. No covert contracts, I don't care what she spends it on, didn't expect sex (didn't even try, I was tired).

[–]RStonePT0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

deleted What is this?

[–]turbospeedsc0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Got her a rose and some chocolates, got a very nice chocolate gift set and box of ferrero rocher, it's shark week so i got to deepthroat her until i came.

[–]coinbaserep0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Got her Nothing: I Made her a beef tenderloin steak dinner with all the trimmings and a bottle of wine

Later that night I sat on her face as she sucked my ball and played and sucked my dick

Dirty sex ensued ,followed up with a “happy Valentine’s Day” and Kiss good night

[–]becoming_alpha0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Gave pajamas and a card. Got a card, my favorite candy, and a fantastic hour and a half full body massage.

[–]Frosteecat0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Got her a card.

She took me out to dinner and drinks and a local event. She initiated sex and date night.

Can't believe how easy this year was. Thanks, RP!!



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