A while ago a guy on asktrp made a post asking how he should handle people giving him shit about a video of him fingering a girl in the club going locally viral. One of the more respected responders on asktrp said to respond with “I was looking for my car keys”. It was fucking golden and had me burst out with laughter. A solid response. Which got me thinking, how do you guys come up with such quality witty responses so fast? Someone recommended watching a lot of Stand Up, any comedians you guys would recommend?
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