Karate chop for touching her asshole

justpickanyusername · 2019-02-17T02:15:27+00:00

How did you guys ramp up new sex stuff?

She didn’t tell you no the next day. She just said she was surprised. Keep pushing the envelope.

donmcde · 2019-02-16T23:54:12+00:00

Link anal stimulation to her orgasms.

helaughsinhidden · 2019-02-17T04:54:28+00:00

"For the past 16 years I've wanted to do butt stuff but was too much of a faggot to tell you."

No? Too real? Yeah probably.

Honestly, we are doing a lot of new stuff in the bedroom... in public.... and at the river too. First think is to never ask, always tell. That said, I find that being really vocal about enjoying her and then "announcing" my next move with heavy breathing or telling her what I want her to do just before the moment helps A LOT.

Example: Doing it doggy, rubbing her ass, then pull those cheeks apart and give her a bit of a grasp/wow/that looks so fucking hot. Do it a couple more times and then tell her I have to touch it and wait about 2 seconds for her to prepare her anus for contact. As I'm doing the thing, I'll give a bit of a play by play of what I'm thinking, feeling, experiencing

Works on telling her how to do stuff too. Like when she is sucking dick. Lots of oohs, aahs, and I'll tell her to do something she'd normally not do like "fucking spit on it!". No matter how good she does it on the first take, I always tell her to get more on it or do it like you really mean it! When she drops the goodie-goodie act, It'll flip a switch in her and the rest of the blowjob is Brazzers quality.

red-sfpplus · 2019-02-17T15:24:53+00:00

Listen, if you ever hope to have real anal sex with her, you need to commit to a 90-120 plan of anal training her.

Anal is all about relaxing the muscles and getting use to the feeling. This takes time and effort.

First thing is you need an anal training kit, a quality water based lube, eventually an enema ball and an assortment of cock rings.

The first step in the process is going to be getting her use to the external stimulation. This is where you must have frame. IMHO you need to clearly and overtly state your intentions that you want to try this with her, and are going to guide her in the process.

You cannot be a faggot here. No one is going to go from no anal to taking a full cock in there and enjoy it, and want it more than once. This is where 99% of men fail in getting anal from their woman.

The process goes like this: (I am going to assume you are ok with eating ass)

You need to first get her comfortable to external stimulation. This includes your tongue and a very wet finger. You need to start doing this every single time you have sex, but under no circumstances do you enter yet.

After you have trained the initial reaction of touch away from the area, you are free to start going for insertions. There are two positions I would recommend. Her on her back with her legs up with her hips on the edge of the bed and doggy. Make sure her ass is high and head low.

I prefer the back to start. You will be able to see her face, gauge her level of fun and it honestly makes her feel a little less like a whore in that position as well.

As you move into insertion training it is important for either you, or her to provide clitoral stimulation during this process. It keeps her mind off it and helps her relax. It also builds an Oxytocin connection between pleasure and anal, which will benefit you later.

Keeping your nails clean and maintained is critical if you are going to do this. You also need to be prepared to see shit on your finger, and possibly smells as well. This will be fixed later on, as you progress up the ladder to the point of using an enema ball before butt play.

The anal trainer kit I linked has one plug that slides over your finger. This will make it feel nice and smooth inside her vs you finger.

Lots of lube, and go in slow. DO NOT fuck her ass. The point right now is to just put it in, and hold it. This is going to start training her anal sphincter to not want to clamp down when this happens, which will allow you to move onto more fingers, etc.

This process should be done for 3-5 weeks, as often as possible. DO NOT get ahead of yourself and try a bigger plug or your dick. YOU HAVE to invest the time to properly train her sphincter to be able to relax, and allow her brain to build that muscle/brain connection so she can relax it herself.

If you are interested in butt play for yourself (you should be) now is the time to start experimenting yourself. Do it to yourself and get used to the sensations. What you feel is basically what sees feels. Being able to empathize and coach her thru the feelings goes along way.

Once she is taking that finger like a boss, I move up the plug size. I do not go for multiple fingers yet. The reason plugs are a thing is cause they go in there and sit. Their job is to train the sphincter.

At this point I would move onto putting a plug in her and then fucking her vagina. Let her feel the DP sensation, and be prepared to have your mind blown as well. Do this for another 2-3 weeks.

At this point she should easily be able to take a finger and a small plug in her with no issues and leave it in there for 10-20 minutes at least. Again, make sure lots of lube!

The next phase is to move her to the medium plug. This is where I start to consider using the enema ball to get clean first, as this plug is going to be longer and thicker. You will have to guage her interest in that. Make sure you use warm water, and again I would highly recommend doing it to yourself first so you understand the process. LPT: As it is inside you and your squeezing the ball to get the water inside you, DO NOT let go of the ball until you take it out. If you do the vacuum in the ball will suck everything out of your ass into the ball and it will be nasty and hurt. Keep the ball compressed until you pull it out.

Before you move onto the final plug and/or your dick you need to get the enema part figured out. Getting your shit pushed up hurts, and it will kill all your progress.

NOTE: NO WHERE in any of this have I said "fuck her ass" All you are doing is putting something in there and it stays. We are still training, she is not ready for in/out penetration yet.

Once you have gotten to the enema part, and the large plug and we are good there, you can fuck her with it in there, and she can have it inside for 15-20 minutes you are free to go back to fingers and go for two.

Now is your chance to ever so slightly "fuck her" ass with your fingers. SLOWLY! there should be 1-2cm of movement TOPS. That is about 1/2 the length of your finger between your knuckles. LOTS OF LUBE!

By this point, you should be 90-120 days in the process of training her.

When you believe she is at her sexual peak of the month, I would go ahead and plan to try for penis insertion at this point. You will need to warm her up down there. Start with a finger, to a plug, fuck her with the plug.

You will be able to gauge if her ass is "in the mood" or not. There are nights when my girls ass is DTF, and nights where it is not. YOU HAVE to have the self control to not fuck and ass that isnt in the mood to be fucked.

I like to use a cock ring when doing anal. I already have diamond hard erections thanks to Test/Tren and daily Cialis, but everything helps. You cannot fuck an ass with a limp dick.

Your goal for your first insertion should be to just slimpy get it all the way in and hold it. SHE IS NOT ready to be fucked in the ass yet. Slide it all the way in and let it rest in there. Allow the sphincter time to learn the size and sensation of it.

By this point, if you have both mentally and physically prepared her for this, my girl actually with orgasm when I slide it in her ass.

Do not ever make it about fucking her ass. You are fucking her. So have your fun for a min or two, pull out, use a baby wipe to clean yourself off to be safe then go back to fucking her and finish anywhere but her ass. This is important for the first few sessions. We are mentally training her to be a slut, not a whore and there is a difference.

Hygiene is important. Clean yourself. Never go straight from anal to vagina or oral, even though they do it in porn. A2M and A2V is not good.

Once you have anal trained her, you should have a girl who actually loves to get fucked in the ass, which is honestly rare. The vast majority of women who do anal do it but don't like it.

All of these steps can be applied to you as well. Like I have said before, anal on a man feels great (no homo)

And if you really want your mind fucked, put a small plug in your ass, while you fuck her in hers.

Livecrazyjoe · 2019-02-16T23:44:32+00:00

Slowly but surely. I rubbed her asshole slowly while doing her doggy. Next couple of times I slowly pushed in. It also helps to rub her ass a lot in and out of bed so shes accustomed to you being in the area. When your ready push your thumb in. Be sure its wet or lubed to help.

Good call on not being butt hurt. I usually laugh it off and tell her I love her.

FereallyRed · 2019-02-17T03:16:13+00:00

Karate chop her right in the asshole tonight.

Taipanshimshon · 2019-02-17T02:13:30+00:00

Ever look into her eyes as she rides you and you slowly start going there ?

Eye fuck her

RPAlternate42 · 2019-02-17T07:25:58+00:00

When you spank her in clothes, make a finger run her crack. Don't be shy, get it in there, but swipe it briskly. It makes her think about what she just felt without letting her get it for too long. The end is that she's thinking about it.
When you grab her ass when standing in front of her, grab deep like you are trying to reach her puss. Then finger swipe there too when you bring your hands back up.
When you are about to go PIV, let the head of your dick touch her ass hole on the way in. Don't push in, just brush it.

The goal with these is that it associates sexual touching with her ass hole.

Next, you need to associate sexual.pleasure and orgasms with her ass hole.

When she gets into it more during sex, touch her ass hole a little as you fuck her. Reach around and under her butt and rub the bottom of her puss. Use her juices to rub her taint too and then use them to rub her asshole.
Get a pillow. I use a throw pillow with an elephant on it. I call it sex pillow and I use it only for sex. It has a stain from lube. Put your pillow under her butt/small of back. This will elevate her pelvic region. Fuck her like this (it will get you deeper too) and do the reach back move from above. You'll have better access from this angle which should allow you some digital penetration. Once again, she needs to be into it so getting the orgasm becomes Paramount to her. This way she is less likely to react negatively. Fuck her and finger her ass hole until she cums, in both cases.

Now she has associated orgasms with her asshole.

Next you need to make penetration pleasureable before orgasm. You may even get to anal in one session if everything works in your favor.

Get lube. For this part water based is preferable. Go down on her. Get her moving and squirming. Finger her and clit lick her as normal. here is where a little psychology helps: finger her puss as you lick her but make a peace sign as you do that to spread her vagina open. This gives her a sense of emptyness tgat needs to be filled (as my wife describes it.) You do that for a bit and now use the lube and rub her asshole as you keep going orally. If she objects, treat it like a shit test and try to use it to disarm her. If that fails, just step back to the previous step and go from there.
If you can successfully finger fuck her ass hole, upgrade to two fingers. Add lube as necessary.
If this works just tell her you want to fuck her in the ass.
If that works, you'll need silicone lube for the best results. I use astroglide diamond.

BobbyPeru · 2019-02-16T23:22:03+00:00

My wife is obviously turned on by being submissive but she will not admit it and when i do the pulling hair stuff and spanking she gets super wet.

You are being a faggot if you are trying to get her to admit it. Keep pushing it, step by step until you’re Chad and she doesn’t karate chop you.

helaughsinhidden · 2019-02-17T14:15:29+00:00

Ok, so I keep having this mental picture in my head of you touching your wife's turn cutter and karate chops automatically come flying out. I had a GI Joe action figure Snake Eyes that did the same thing when you pushed a button. Pretty sure you married Kung Fu Anus Barbie. I want a follow up field report to know if doing anything else in her butt makes her do any other special moves.

RedPillCoach · 2019-02-18T22:37:36+00:00

This title gets an upvote if nothing else.

her arm swung around and nailed me

Next time block it with your free hand and put her in an armlock but don't lose the doggy style rhythm.

you can’t just spring that

Does she literally have to stand on the bed with those flashlights and guide you in? This was an invitation to talk about what you want. Chickening out from that conversation is not going to increase her attraction. This was golden opportunity to tease her.

Next time I will have to tie you up first....

I'll try to control myself but your butt is so pretty and tight....

I may not be able to control myself [Laughs]

[hugs tight and draws in to whisper] how about just a pinky.... [touches pinky to her lips].....

Basically anything but submissively changing the subject.

kendallb183 · 2019-02-19T15:45:03+00:00

My own policy is this... I am allowed to pleasure myself with her body. She offered it to me and asked me to use it to please myself. If I do something that's not a turn on for her, but isnt something painful, but it is a turn on for me, then I do it.

If it's not a negative for her, and a positive for me, why feel guilty doing it?

My SO said, its awkward when you touch my asshole, I said I'm not doing it to give you pleasure, so if your nor getting any, that's ok... I'm doing it for my pleasure. Shes been ok with it ever since.

Theres the mold that everything done in the bedroom is about pleasing the female... if it doesnt please her, and is only neutral, then it is an waste of time or shouldnt be done. Break that mold and remind her that you do stuff that is neutral for yourself (maybe she position she loves but you dont really care about) for her benefit, that you also are going to get benefit from her from things that arent actually a negative (painful) for her. Doing something simply for your pleasure as the man... is unsanctioned in our society, and must be reconditioned as acceptable in your own relationship.

Tbonesupreme · 2019-02-21T20:14:00+00:00

She might be in to it, but didn't think her asshole was clean. Try again after a shower, and see if she is as defensive.

Overall, anal is pretty likely to trigger anti-slut reflexes. I've had more than one girl cry after, because she "can't believe she did that" and wanted to know if that made her a whore. Yes. You're my whore.

Don't give up. The football team may have had her vagina, but the brown starfish is just for you.

Whiteliesmatter1 · 2019-05-01T22:53:09+00:00

You are “Getting” sex? How generous of her...

Redpillbrigade17 · 2019-02-17T04:02:22+00:00

Explore any or some combination of below:

Watch porn together. See what she’s into; show her what you like.
Talk dirty to her- increasingly so, and tell her what you feel like doing to her and how when she does X you get super hard and aroused she drives you crazy
Text her the same as 2.
Do it all. Slow at first but keep pushing her boundaries. Vocalize what you visualize and she’ll be happy to serve you.

Title	Karate chop for touching her asshole
Author	financeandfirepower
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Date	February 16, 2019 11:06 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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