Tinder girl: "I like your tshirt" What to reply?

This is exactly what you should do. Open tinder, go to settings, click “delete profile,” double click the home button and swipe up to close the app, hold your finger on the tinder icon until it starts wiggling, click the x in the top left corner, live a life worth living, lift, go to work, meet up with friends, if you see a woman you are interested in walk up to her and tell her to her face like a fucking man. Jesus Christ.