Like seriously. Then 90% of those posts are followed by, "she's 20 years old, and we see each other twice a week".

Yeah, your 20 years old millenial girlfriend that you mostly get a whiff off via text "cooks and cleans". She made you sticky pasta once and cleaned the toilet seat after you.

It isn't because you see everyone mentioning this as a green flag that you gotta lie about it. 80% of the girls are below hb7.5 and definitely don't cook nor clean.