Why do all females write like this - 'okayyyy', 'yessss', 'no ideaaaa' ?

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April 3, 2019
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What kind of mental illness is this exactly lol?


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Title Why do all females write like this - 'okayyyy', 'yessss', 'no ideaaaa' ?
Author Mangasbzo7
Upvotes 90
Comments 81
Date 03 April 2019 06:36 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/224226
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/b91szk/why_do_all_females_write_like_this_okayyyy_yessss/
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[–]FederalAnxiety126 points127 points  (26 children) | Copy

She's trying to show you that she's fun and sassy. Take it as a compliment

[–]BlkLeatherCouchActor 1 points [recovered]  (24 children) | Copy

And that she’s unique and not like all the other girls.

[–]thesquarerootof117 points18 points  (23 children) | Copy

And that she’s unique and not like all the other girls.

Why is it that women/girls are more "basic" than men ? What I mean is that most woman act the same, talk the same, wear the same clothes but men differ as far as personality and clothes and such. I go to university and most women copy-cat each other as far as clothing and personality goes.

Why are women mostly basic ? It's so weird....

[–]ReformSociety41 points42 points  (7 children) | Copy

Nah, there are as equal amounts of basic fuckboys and bros as there are basic bitches.

[–]EvolvedVirus15 points16 points  (6 children) | Copy

On the bell-curve, men are either super dumb, or super geniuses. Women are usually very consistently average or mediocre. Evolution makes women the selectors (so they shelter the eggs and create stability in the genes; while men compete over them or impress them or they just die in war as is human history) (explains the starfish attitude of women).

So you are right about basic-fuckboys and fratboys are super dumb sometimes, and women typically go for size and muscles so it's possible a women lives life thinking men are dumb because all her boyfriends were not selected for their brain (so as a man if you feel dumb sometimes, I wouldn't worry about scoring with women).

This can be witnessed live in the chess ratings too, some women-grandmasters, but only 1% represented by women, 99% of grandmasters are men (dedication, skill, decades of training, intelligence, memory).

(not that chess is a 1:1 relation with general-intelligence but spatial, memory, strategy, tactics; so don't feel bad if you are bad at chess; also women hate spatial so it's a little "exaggerated" in chess, in general, they also hate car parallel-parking, hand-eye-coordination, and always get lost in mazes too but excel at interpreting facial expressions, social skills, body-language).

You won't hear academics writing tons of papers about this, without risking being attacked by crazy ultrafeminists.

[–]InstigatingDrunk5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

TIL I’m retarded

[–]Wabbajak2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

You won't hear academics writing tons of papers about this, without risking being attacked by crazy ultrafeminists.

Specifically, he is talking about the greater male variability theory, which was discussed in a paper that was taken down after being published (!) in a scientific paper, by screeching activists calling it sexist.

Google for the Quillette-article "Academic Activists Send a Published Paper Down the Memory Hole" that discusses this in depth.

[–]EvolvedVirus1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thank you for the specifics! Specificity is such an important value.

[–]_Last_Man_Standing_1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

well written comment... saves me the trouble of typing...

[–]thesquarerootof10 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

starfish attitude

What is this attitude ? I googled it and no relevant results showed up. Can you elaborate here ?

[–]EvolvedVirus0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Women tend to take a starfish approach to sex. They also take a starfish approach to dating, they just expect "plans by the man to materialize". They're not gonna make plans for you. They're not gonna invite you and seduce you. They're not gonna make first moves or even followup on your moves properly.

It's like they are spectators or starfish. Like robots that don't know what to do most of the time and we have to kinda entice them to crawl out of their home and put on some makeup.

[–]send_it_for_the_boys2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Women are mentally weak and followers and care how others perceive them. MEN not boys walk to the beat of their own drum and shouldn’t give a flying fuck.

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K1812 points13 points  (5 children) | Copy

Because men are better?

[–]Pokeylaw2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

I love this reply LMAO

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K186 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy

Lmao, we're on red pill and that comment gets downvoted.

[–]BPasFuck8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

always some faggots lurking

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K186 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

And some women, too

[–]NightTripInsights0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hey ladies ;)

[–]Stupyyy1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

It's because women are more competitive among themselves than men, so they would all copycat the alpha one and try to one up each other.

[–]thesquarerootof11 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

the alpha one and try to one up each other.

Are you referring to an "alpha" woman ? I've honestly never heard of such thing....

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Also known as a "queen bee"

[–]loloLogic2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Are you familiar with the concept of a "bottom bitch"?

[–]hazelstein0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

oh yes

[–]MitchAintNoBitch0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

More like the leader. Pay attention to groups of girls who are together most of the time. There tends to be one that more often than not is afforded the default final decision for what the group does.

Go watch Mean Girls. Rachel McAdams would be the “alpha.”

[–]kemchik-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

What do you think all of the bullshit "miss" competition like miss world, universe,usa etc are for?

[–]xddm26530 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Women sexual strategy is not to deviate from the norm

[–]ChadTheWaiter1000 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I’m more interested in if she wants to polish my scepter

[–]Endorsed ContributorFereallyRed23 points24 points  (4 children) | Copy

Women talk emotionally. They operate emotionally.

The avatars, cutsie misspellings, and nonstop emoticon usage over text formats is an attempt to inject emotion into an emotionless medium.

That's why we text for logistics and discourage emoticon usage by males. It's feminine emotional behavior.

Okayyyyy?

[–]thesquarerootof10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That's why we text for logistics and discourage emoticon usage by males

When I was a beta and younger (18ish), I use to do " :) " a lot when texting a girl I liked. But I haven't done that now in years. It just doesn't feel masculine or something. I don't know why but it just doesn't feel right doing it more....

[–]N0FluxGiven-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

What would be the right way to communicate with a girl then? Should you be more like her and become emotional and shit (which seems so wrong to me for some reason) or would you be logical and to the point which I think would dry her up pretty soon and make her uninterested quickly?

[–]Endorsed ContributorFereallyRed3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Over text? Logistics only.

Don't be dry or boring, just don't text back for no reason.

No reason includes you responding to the shit she sends you.

[–]InstigatingDrunk0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Try to keep emoticon usage to a minimum

[–]NotoriousSnake70 points71 points  (6 children) | Copy

It's an IOI

Better to see an "okk" than an "ok"

"Heyy" > "Hey"

You're welcome

[–]Shirye44 points45 points  (5 children) | Copy

But what if she says "i don't find you physically attractiveeeee." Wouldn't work in that context eh?

Take this L

[–]xddm26539 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

"well those 5 e's beg to differ"

/boom insta-lay

[–]N0FluxGiven11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Rekt lmao

[–]EvolvedVirus4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

That's an IOI, why extend the eeeee... Just a girl trying to make a dumb joke.

It's odd sometimes they'll say something random, outright evil, or demeaning that in their head they thought it had comedic value.

[–]King-Manlet0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

In that case it isn’t as that had a more serious tone but if a girl put “Uglyyyy” that’d be a IOI.

[–]machiavellianlaws0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hahahah best comment

[–]pbeast0155 points56 points  (10 children) | Copy

You might be a little autistic of you can't tell the difference.

Not even joking, look up Aspergers syndrome

A 'yesss' shows more excitement than a simple 'yes'

[–]xddm265312 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

yaaas this

[–]That_Deaf_Guy15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

omgggg OPPPP! You might be likeeee totally autisticcccc

Slay Queeeeeen!

[–]VigilantSmartbomb1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

I didn’t even take it like that. Lol if they’re saying yessss, nooooo, okayyyyyyy, like to everything I’d be taking that as they’re annoyed lol

[–]King-Manlet1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Then you might be autistic as well

[–]VigilantSmartbomb1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Lol what the fuck is wrong with some of you

[–]King-Manlet1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I’m not sure just seems this sub attracts a lot of autistics

[–]VigilantSmartbomb0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

autistic people*

[–]VigilantSmartbomb1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I also hate how literally every time someone didn’t get something this threads next post is, are you autistic? 🤦🏽‍♂️

[–]rus9384-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Typically I saw some kind of emo girls using language like that.

In general a flag for hystrionic personality.

[–]Mangasbzo7[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like something a bitch would say lol

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (12 children) | Copy

Emphasis.

[–]BlkLeatherCouchActor 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy

Yessssss exactly!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

This guy gets it.

[–]bikermonk3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

I knowwwww

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I do it when I'm frustrated like lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

or

I was grabbing something out of a box and someone just drove off with my truck

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]OllyOlly_OxenFree0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Emphasissssssssssss

FTFY

[–]RedPill201831 points32 points  (0 children) | Copy

The same reason you don’t; it’s all preference/slang

Also, when extra letters are sent (“yessss, okayyy”, etc.) this is typically good in regards to them being interested from what I’ve seen

[–]Harambe4409 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yass betch!

[–]Project_Zero_Betas9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Asking the important questions

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

all females

They don't.

Otherwise, let girls do girl shit.

[–]thisisnotme__--6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I listen to a podcast about linguistics, hosted by a linguistics professor. He's mentioned on numerous occasions that languages evolve by children spontaneously creating new usages or abandoning old forms (such as people starting sentences with "I mean..." before joining a discussion or explaining themselves or abandoning the proper use of "whom"). Once children create these new forms, adult women are the next to adopt them, followed finally by adult men.

[–]Nighthawkdragon83 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmfao. I have no ideaaaaaa, sorrryyy :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Only person who has a mental illness is you for not grasping a basic social standard like this. Grow up

[–]five_eight0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hmmmmm

[–]Bronzeraptor0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Originally, my SO didn't do such things. Then she started doing parties to make some extra $$ while I finished grad school and she adopted that "lingo" only when she is online. She also uses WAY more emojis when interacting with these women as well.

It is interesting to watch the herd mentality at work.

[–]cdogg750 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

grade-school problems

[–]Curedincel-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

They don’t

[–]failingtheturingtest-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

The same reason little, whiney bitches end everything with "lol". Because they don't have anything of value to say, so they just throw useless letters over the place.

[–]_Anarchon_-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's from an overly dramatic nature

[–]pickyourselfupman-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is this a typo? Don’t you mean “yahhhhhssssss!” Jk that’s only the thotiest of thots.

[–]Yashugan00-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

it's called neoteny.

it's a procreation strategy. be aware: neoteny is a major indication of a bpd.



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