A cute girl who is by all accounts out of my league. But I’m not one to back down from a fight so I merely walked up and started talking to her with my best IDGAF attitude.

I said something about her tattoo and asked what she as doing this evening?

Her: probably going home and watching movies in bed

Me: (that’s hot, what the fuck do I say now) I said what movies

Her: I watch different movies every night

Me: (pulls phone out) lemme get your name and number and we can talk more about this later

Her: I would but I don’t give it out to strangers. Proceeds to show me she’s on Twitter.

Me: I have Twitter. But I’m kinda in hurry so I gotta go

Her: oh, you gotta go already?

Me: see ya around

Ok, obviously I was nervous and anxious and had no idea what the fuck I was doing right or wrong. But I think you guys can see exactly where I’m struggling. Give it to me straight