14 Things Every Fat Girl Absolutely Needs to Hear (its as bad as you can imagine)

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Title 14 Things Every Fat Girl Absolutely Needs to Hear (its as bad as you can imagine)
Author Swiss_Cheese9797
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Date 13 June 2014 06:25 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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Link https://theredarchive.com/post/229600
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[–][deleted] 16 points16 points | Copy

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[–]Meatclap5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your number 2 cracked me up.

Will add..

15 - Showing cleavage and heavy makeup isn't hiding your huge belly and muffin top.

16 - Being called "morbidly obese" by your doctor isn't an insult on your looks, it's a comment on your health.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children) | Copy

White guys don't make passes at chicks with fat asses.

FIFY. Some groups seem to prefer different shape women, but I agree men will generally guys do not like girls with fat asses.

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

The number one way to increase your attractiveness is to be thin.

How does only such a small percentage of women actually get this and face the fact? I would safely assume if I were unemployed and fat and whatnot that no woman is going to seek me out and then find the "beautiful me" on the inside. What's really there instead is a man who had made really bad choices for a really long time.

Being fat while pregnant is bad for your child. You should gain a healthy amount while pregnant and not eat everything in sight because you can.

Got some things that support this? I'd like to know more.

[–]MetaMomma1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Got some things that support this? I'd like to know more.

It's EXTREMELY unsafe for pregnant women to gain too much weight.

I gained 75lbs with my first pregnancy. I was bedrested immediately after getting the positive pregnancy test (for a genetic medical condition I didn't know about until I got pregnant), and like a dumbass I spent my bedrest eating enough for like four people every day. You shouldn't eat that much with normal activity, and on bedrest it's like a death sentence to eat that much.

Because of my insane and incredibly quick weight gain, my blood pressure got out of control. Medication could no longer keep it within normal limits. I was hospitalized, and began having seizures from the eclampsia I developed. My son had to be delivered early by C-Section. He was in the NICU for a few weeks.

He's perfectly healthy now, and I wisened up and lost the weight. But we both could have died, all because I gained 75lbs instead of the 35lbs recommended for my starting weight and height.

The whole "eating for two" myth infuriates me. It's dangerous. A pregnant hamster will refuse to eat sushi and coldcuts, but they will pack on the pounds like a total nutcase and land themselves on blood pressure meds.

Nobody corrects them, not even doctors. Nobody wants to be guilty of calling a pregnant woman fat. But a lot of people would be much better off if this was discussed openly.

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

Wow, thank you for sharing your story. What do you mean by hampster, did autocorrect change hipster lol

[–]MetaMomma0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'm happy to do it if it gets women to think differently about their pregnancy.

And Lol, no it's a common term in RP blogs and forums. A lot of women are referred to as hamsters because of the phrase "rationalization hamster" Here's the definition from the /r/theredpill sub glossary:

"Rationalization Hamster - The tendency for women to use rationalization to resolve mental conflict and avoid cognitive dissonance. The core mechanism that allows women to say one thing and do a different thing."

Hope that helps!

[–]deadlee_13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

I love how she defines what an attractive man is, within an article about how terrible it is to hate fat girls.

[–]rpwunder2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

It was when I was just reaching puberty when I accepted my body and it's biology. I feel no shame at all about only popping a boner over skinny girls with pretty faces.

It feels so good to love myself .

[–]Redpiller4561 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Occams razor:

One thing every fat girl absolutely needs to hear: Lose weight.

Also, over 100 guys wanted to get with her? Haha, what. Aside from the fat, she is extremely unattractive. Piglet nose, hairy arms, and a dyke cut. So alternative! A 2 or 3 at best.

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Higher value dudes will fuck a fat chick for the easy lay. This gives fat chicks the delusional notion that they're desirable to high SMV men for dating as well.

Things every fat girl should know:

  1. The only thing of value you have is between your legs, and even then it's not worth that much.

[–]Redpiller4560 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'd rather carry on a dry spell than go for that stinky roast beef saturated in sweat that has been incubating in the heat for god knows how long. Don't know how those guys do it.

[–]allofyouare1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

  1. Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME.

Gentleman, stop fucking fat chicks. Or, at the very least Never Fuck Below Your SMV. You're only feeding the hamster and a well fed hamster can run really fast! I get it. You aren't attracted to them but they still have a warm wet hole and sometimes that's all you need. You're just perpetuating the problem. If fat chicks got zero validation from high value men this wouldn't be a problem.

This is the reality her hamster has invented for her: http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2013/May/130521/6C7512044-tdy-130521-Attractive-Fat-01.blocks_desktop_medium.jpg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

There is only one thing a fat girl needs to hear. 500 calorie deficit.

3 months on a 500 calorie deficit is 12 lbs of fat loss - throw in some exercise and you increase that deficit even more. 20-25 lbs in 90 days is not unreasonable for a fat woman to lose (counting about 10 lbs of water weight loss). The average american woman, clocking in at 156 lbs, would be fixed if she just did this shit for 3-6 months. She would go from a 5 to a 7 easy.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy

Being a fat woman makes you a social leper. You can be ugly and get dates. You can be a bitch and get dates. You can be stupid and get dates. You can have a dozen kids and get dates. If you're fat though you will only date the most beta brainwashed white knight.

It is the equivalent to a homeless dwarf on the sex offender registry with no job and a small penis.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

If you're fat though you will only date the most beta brainwashed white knight.

You have no idea, young padawan. http://www.alternet.org/im-fat-40-and-single-and-ive-been-getting-laid-crazy

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children) | Copy

Jesus christ, the woman looks like she's sixty. I'm forty and she looks like she could be my mother.

Also, don't believe that article. It's exaggerated or fictional just like all the other crap on XOJane, Salon, Slate, Jezebel and Huffington Post. and show some maturity ffs. "I'm fat and forty and still have sex! nah nah nah!" Have some class.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

Actually, I do believe that article. As long as a woman doesn't look like a complete leprechaun (like 0/10), she may have a shot at getting sex. Let me quote myself:

I happen to hang around in an online community for people who are... indulging in all varieties of carnal pleasures, so to speak. The flip side there is that establishing contact is comparably easy, considering that women are already rather upfront about what they're looking for and are quite voracious about it (one shouldn't be to discriminating when it comes to looks, though). The downside is that the sheer amount of male attention can spoil the less realistic types who can't handle it BIG TIME. So let me illustrate both cases above with an example:

  • one woman I've met (kinda hard on the face, perhaps a 4-5, so it fits the bar) was a member for some years and had started at a time when she was in much worse shape (5'3", over 180 lbs), and nevertheless never wanted for male attention. She mentioned that if she wanted to, she could have another guy each day of the week, and I was inclined to believe her.
  • another one I exchanged mails with and got to know to some degree (including getting to know what she looks like), well... let the facts speak for themselves. She had an unattractive face (a 3 tops), was really overweight (average height, over 200 lbs), had a chronical disease which made her prone to rashes, still lived with her parents and on top of that was self-centered and boring at the same time, short - an immodest woman with much to be modest about. She thought of herself as a romantic and probably a really good catch, considering that she expected to land a muscular, generous and committed guy with a huge cock who would be willing to live a swinging lifestyle with her. By the way, I'm not making this up. But the kicker is - unless she was lying (which I assume she didn't), she has had sex with guys who at least partially fulfilled her criteria on several occasions, didn't want for attention in swinger clubs (regardless of her looks) and also has had some devil's threesomes in the past, which means that she was able to get multiple guys to go along with it - all of this simply because she was willing to spread her legs without any strings attached. Now I don't hold that against her (and I am quite certain that her delusional entitlement won't do her much good in the long run), but seeing this certainly shattered any illusions I might still have harbored that there is any kind of fairness on the mating market. Or could you imagine a fat, ugly, jobless guy with a skin condition and a boring and unlikeable personality having any chances to sleep with changing partners on a regular basis and occasionally landing slim, attractive girls with huge tits just because he made a post in some sex dating forum?

So yeah, what that women wrote in that article? Absolutely possible in my book.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

I don't doubt it. If a woman wants to have sex she can. Once in a blue moon she may actually get a model or someone ripped but those guys will do it on the DL. Has she ever met model's parents or friends? Doubtful. Will they brag about sleeping with her to their buddies? Not unless it's part of a "Look how fucked up or desperate I was that time" story.

She's confusing the fact that she can have a lot of sex with her being sexy. It's not surprising since she also considers being morbidly obese a good life plan and probably healthy.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

She's confusing the fact that she can have a lot of sex with her being sexy.

Absolutely, otherwise she wouldn't have been so full of herself.

I know it's a shitty thing to say, but I am used to unattractive people at least trying to make up for it by having a nice personality. But for some reason her ego was even larger than her body.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some people have awful personalities and it begins to show through. People lie to fatties and tell them how beautiful they are because the reality is so obvious. Eventually they start to believe it. Doesn't make them any better of a person though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Any woman can fuck guys of CL or OKC. Even the fat ones can just respond to any one of the "hey lets have sex" messages saying "ok", and get their validation and P+D. But I guarantee you she hasn't been fucking the tier of male she is actually attracted to.

[–]RPthrowaway1231 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

What a foul and entitled woman

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

TIL just wearing clothes is a political statement

and going naked is a political statement too.

and so is what you eat and who you fuck

There you have it, being a woman in America today.

[–]Waldo000 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Saying everything is political is the same as saying nothing is. It's time to sip wasting our time even reading stupid shit like this I'm out.

[–]chill_geddy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

i have nothing against big girls and their whole loving themselves for who they are campaign but the moment you try to tell me what i should find attractive you lose all credibility to me

[–]guitarguypa0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

As Denis Leary said in Lock 'n Load - put the fork down! Ad that to healthy diet changes and regular exercise- voila - not fat.

[–]skarbowski-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

13 Wearing whatever you want is a political statement.

What?? Oh, I guess I'l read the one for the explanation:

Join the revolution. Throw style rules out the window. Wear the tutu. Wear the horizontal stripes. Wear the turquoise skinny jeans. Wear the see-through blouse. Wear the bikini. Wear the sweat pants. Wear the shirt that says "Does this shirt make me look fat?". Wear whatever it is that makes you happy. This is your life.

What fucking revolution? I'm fat as fuck and I'll wear whatever I want whether it ruins your meal or not.

What the fuck is this shit?

[–]chakravanti93-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

What the fuck is this shit?

Obscenely meta shit testing. My gf brother is one of these. She always showing me his fb fights. He finally passes his test to become a real cop and ditches his fat girlfriend to play the field with his newfound ego.

She looks exactly the same. Fucking hilarious. I guarentee it's because he's "Sherminator" kind of ugly.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Number 11 is depressingly true...

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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