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[–]Nutz76[S] 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.
That's pretty damn beta if you ask me. I can only hope the ex-husband was doing so in hopes of the two of them getting married thus getting him off the hook for alimony. It was in Florida after all.
[–]yankeetiger8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You know you're beta when you're the chauffeur for your ex's hookups
[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
But she can't go herself because of THE INTERLOCK THING!
[–]Endorsed ContributorThe_PUA_Punanny2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The day before the wreck, Barnes [the woman] was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.
[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I saw that. Just made me laugh because it reminded me of the she-bitch in yesterday's posts throwing a fit over not going to the lake.
[–]Endorsed ContributorThe_PUA_Punanny2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know women who don't drink, and women who are alcoholics.
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