Asked girl to come over and watch netflix and she said she's down but now she asked "is that all we're doing?"

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April 28, 2019

I know keep deniability, but uh what the fuck am I supposed to say to that.

Edit: surprise surprise it's her mom's birthday. Who the fuck has time to deal with women jfc

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Title Asked girl to come over and watch netflix and she said she's down but now she asked "is that all we're doing?"
Author Eartripping
Upvotes 163
Comments 133
Date 28 April 2019 10:26 PM UTC (2 years ago)
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[–]tries_to_tri497 points498 points  (38 children) | Copy

Agree and amplify.

"If you're lucky I'll show you my rare stamp collection"

[–]hiddenpleasures12363 points64 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is gold.

[–]resnine22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy

Damn goooood

[–]StripperWhore29 points30 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think people are missing the nuance of this. It isn't just funny for the sake of being funny, but it's also subtly accusing her of being the one to make things sexual. You make her think boning you was and is completely her idea.

I've had iterations of this used on me and I think it's probably one of the best techniques. Roughly translated

"You're not expecting me to bone you, right? This isn't just code for sex?" (Or it's light flirtation/making him sweat for fun)

"You're the one thinking about sex with me and making the inference."

The thing is after you use that line she'll definitely be thinking about boning you.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (28 children) | Copy

This inability to shut the fuck up and always try to act "funny" is the reason most of you don't get laid.

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (7 children) | Copy

So what would you have done? Stay silent and hope to swoon her with your alpha pheromones?

[–]Captain_Quick 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

"Nope, let's fuck."

[–]ac71418 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy

But girls LOVE cringe! How could stamps not seal the deal?

Think it through. If you actually have a stamp collection then it’s an instant win. If you don’t then she’ll know you’re a man of exquisite humor which also seals the deal. Ask her to be your girl if all else fails.

[–]Reprimanded_Duck 1 points [recovered]  (12 children) | Copy

As the funny guy who got called "nice" by girls, I gotta agree with you man. Women want to be dominated. But being funny is a definitive perk if you can couple it with seriousness and intensity.

[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl35 points36 points  (2 children) | Copy

Funny to be funny is not attractive.. Funny with a sensual undertone is. That's where nice guys go wrong

[–]Slut_Slayer90002 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

No were guys go wrong is trying to be funny to get validation for being funny. If you are being funny for your own personal self amusement people love that shit because of what it sub communicates. Most of my openers are me being funny, I will lightly kick bitches to get their attention then sarcastically roast them about something and 9 out of 10 times they laugh and I go from there. But also I'm attractive so who knows if that would work for your average joe, but I will tell you it sets me apart from random dudes in the club walking up to them and say "2 seconds" or "you're pretty."

[–]tyronethejabrone0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If you are being funny for your own personal self amusement people love that shit because of what it sub communicates

This the key

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (7 children) | Copy

You're hitting the nail on the head almost, but domination /=seriousness and intensity. My point is you can be fun without being funny and you don't need to be funny all the time. The deal is done, so now shut the fuck up and enjoy yourself.

[–]tries_to_tri13 points14 points  (6 children) | Copy

Yea I'm the op and even I agree. It's not a line I'd use all the time. It's a good line to use on a girl you have more rapport with...if it's the first time hanging out it's too much of a "funny guy" comment.

[–]Flintblood1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I made the mistake of using humor as a crutch and a HB8 I was with at the time asked me why did I joke all the time. I don’t remember my answer but I knew then to learn to be comfortable with pauses and interested seriousness in conversation.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

It’s fine in this scenario. No one has provided an alternative. He just wanted to know what to reply and your comment was a solid suggestion assuming he’s not always the funny guy. He has to reply with something.

[–]tries_to_tri-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

True, and it is better than a lot of things you could say. But I see what the other guy is saying as well.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

So do I, and I can see why he said he said it considering some of the other suggestions in the comments. But thankfully the OP seems to have used your suggestion for the most part.

[–]juggernaut82 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

You can be funny and dominant or funny and beta.

Seriousness =/= dominance. Why are you serious anyway? Most things in life aren't serious. Be serious when the situation calls for it, for example in a life and death situation.

Dominance = stronger frame than the other person, meaning you set the frame, you don't buy into her frame. What's the frame? Whatever you want it to be.

[–]ModTheRedPike[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

How is this helpful?

[–]That_Deaf_Guy4 points5 points  (3 children) | Copy

Fuck that, I advertised a durex condom for a plate last night. Kept shouting "RIBBED, FOR YOUR PLEASURE!"

She eventually put the condom down, but I escalated straightaway and we still fucked. It's not all seriousness mate, have a laugh with them.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

Read the rest of my comments.

[–]That_Deaf_Guy3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Ah, I see the point you're trying to make; I agree with you at this stage. I will bear at it in mind, as I tend to make a lot of "funny guy" comments.

Also, I most agree with this comment from u/ohboohoolittlegirl

Funny to be funny is not attractive.. Funny with a sensual undertone is. That's where nice guys go wrong

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Glad you could recognise that.

[–]Slut_Slayer90000 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

If you aren't naturally funny and come across as a try hard sure. I'm funny as fuck and get laid all the time. I will straight up roast girls and they eat it up. Being stoic doesn't = getting laid. The key is self amusement. If you're being funny with the intent of getting a reaction out of someone = Lame. If you're being funny for your own personal self amusement = PIMP. Having an IDGAF attitude and saying funny shit everyone loves you and wants to be around you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

See the rest of my comments.

[–]Erikacoleman0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Whats your best books on social interactions... Like.. You said agree and amplify.. Where did u learn that

[–]Clitdik69-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

Bit late but would "we can paint each others nails and talk about boys" be just as good?

[–]tries_to_tri1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

If she doesn't know you that well, then it's too weird. If it's a girl who knows you (been out with her a couple times) it might be alright.

[–]crespo_modesto-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

looks like a mushroom

[–]willso86-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

And if you are lucky I might let you lick 1

[–]Hot_Pink_Knob80 points81 points  (2 children) | Copy

"Don't get your hopes up I'm on my period"

Never fails to get me laid.

[–]NeuroBoss314 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dude, you smooth bra

[–]HumbleTrees-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is awful

[–]Eartripping[S] 69 points70 points  (8 children) | Copy

Thanks yall good team effort, I think it's bouta get juicy

[–]resnine10 points11 points  (7 children) | Copy

Which one did you choose to go with?

[–]Eartripping[S] 147 points148 points  (6 children) | Copy

I combined a couple. "If you're lucky we can read some bible passages together."

[–]resnine22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good choice

[–]tries_to_tri8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good work dude, made me lol

[–]DerpJungler6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Give us the update lol. I cant imagine a scenario where this does not seal the deal.

If you dont respond in the next 8 hours i'd assume you fucked.

[–]Eartripping[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's tomorrow but I'll edit the post afterwards So far it's looking good as long as she's not a flake

[–]C00SH1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I fucking lol'd

[–]Tissington0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I want to know how this turned out.

[–]chickenpthrowaway12365 points66 points  (1 child) | Copy

Depends if you can make a good sandwich or not

[–]SolarTortality2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]Rkingpin64 points65 points  (2 children) | Copy

"We'll read my new bible too"

[–]lostbuthopefull9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

better yet, “after a movie we can read my new bible and confess our sins in advance”

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I love the responses here

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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child) | Copy

"Yeah, pretty much. I'll get some snacks". Because that's what you're doing.

Stop trying to Jedi mind trick girls into bed. If she comes over and she looks cute and you feel like it, put your hand on her thigh and your mouth and hers, but otherwise, have a good time!

Also, everyone's asking from a position of their frame. Figure out your frame, and you won't need to ask the internet for every text to send, you'd know it.

[–]ac71411 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

It’s too late now but I agree with you. The plan is to keep frame, always. She’s trying to see if you spaz out and devolve to cliches and canned replies replies.

You don’t have to do anything unique at this point other than keep things casual and loose. Pushing for intimacy is best done in person in most cases.

[–]mrpoopistan30 points31 points  (2 children) | Copy

I'd favor anything that goes in the "treat them like children" lane.

"OMG! Let's braid each other's hair."

"I just bought some glitter and glue."

Ya might get extra lucky and find out she's into the "little" thing. Or unlucky, depending on how you see that sorta thing.

[–]Greaterbird0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Name brand diapers are expensive though

[–]mrpoopistan8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

That level of age play is a hard limit. Ya gotta know when to nope out.

[–]putahexonya4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Bro she’s tryna fuck just start kissing her. You don’t gotta ask the internet for basic things like this bruh damn be a fucking man.

Hope things work out

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Say " Yeah, what kind of pervert do you think I am? "

[–]blacksage812 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol she was expecting Netflix and Chill, but instead ya'll were chilling watching Netflix...

[–]kaolin22414 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy

"It is if you can't behave yourself. "

[–]send_it_for_the_boys2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]studentblues1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

RemindMe! 12 hours

[–]craneonacrane1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Eating salad, maybe?"

[–]Insendi3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Literally anything except sex.

Nah I was thinking we could go over every little mistake you’ve made in your life

Absolutely, might even try Hulu.

Doesn’t matter what you say just be confident and DGAF

[–]Bigboyleggos0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Abosolutly, no hugging, cuddling or kissing allowed but You may take notes. Formal attire recomended

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

We might eat some of my food, but we will not drink all of my milk.

[–]Rnee451 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Flip the script.

"What do you mean?"

[–]Cvevea3-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

You ever heard of blockbuster and cockthruster?

Bring some nostalgia along with some clear meaning, it will make her remember good times she had and it's not generic like netflix and chill, if you want others try:

Hulu and Hump, Imax and Climax, or Amazon Prime and Bed Time

[–]ProofPear6-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

She: "Is that all we're doing?"

You: "What are you thinking/proposing/hoping for?"

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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