I have 2 anecdotes, I haven't seen girl #1 for a while because she got herself a BF, good for her. 4 months later she hit me up with "Are you happy?" text. We met up and it turned out her BF went off to climb the Himalayan.

Girl #2, hard next her cause she was being a total bitch. Last night and 6 months later, she sent me a "Happy new year!" text AT 2 AM! I deleted her number so I asked who is it? No response so far.

So let's hear it, what are some funny ways your ex tried to get in touch with you?