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That moment your bp reality came crashing down.

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Title That moment your bp reality came crashing down.
Author hydrastas
Upvotes 8
Comments 48
Date 20 May 2019 01:50 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/239456
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/bqp34a/that_moment_your_bp_reality_came_crashing_down/
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[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret39 points40 points  (4 children) | Copy

So I called him and he gave quick clear answers about how the wife begged him to let her suck his dick

You win faggot of the week for this. Why the fuck do you care what she did in high school. All chicks lie about their past sexual behavior, without exception. You have zero frame. You are borrowing hers.

[–]redismyfuture13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy

Week? We've seen some faggotry around here, but to call a random from his wife's dick sucking days for the details of when /where is a new low for this place.

And just think, if he's willing to tell us this... What is he doing that he is not willing to tell us.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think he may get off on this shit. He asks her, he calls this rando, he then posts it on the internet.

What in the world would compel anyone to do this is beyond me.

I get the ego/self confidence issue on asking her. He's in her frame, he is worried about his manliness. I was there at one point - hung up on something wife did 18 years ago before we started dating. (This wasn't even sex or a BJ... it was mundane, but I digress). It doesn't FUCKING MATTER unless she starts sucking other dude's dicks now. And OP just pushed her a little more into doing just that.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando13 points14 points  (17 children) | Copy

Ok, so let's say your wife was pretty pure before she met you. Being the modern world, she ain''t gonna be a virgin, so let's say she had one LTR. Let's say that in this LTR, they fucked - on average - twice per week for two years. And let's say the average fucking took 10 mins with 100 thrusts of cock in and out per minute.

Now comapare that to your actual cock sucking slutty wife. Let's say she blew 50 guys. Being very experienced in cock sucking, let's say that the average blow job took 3 minutes of deep throat with an average of 50 thrusts per minute.

Which one is actually worse?

Well, let's do the maths.

Cock sucking slut wife sucked 50 guys x 3 mins x 50 thrusts per minute. That equals 7,500. Multipy that by 6 inches of cock = 45,000. That means your cock sucking slutty wife deep throated 3,750 foot of cock before she met you.

Sounds pretty bad, huh?

Well compare that to the pure version of your wife who had just one LTR. She fucked him 2 times per week x 52 weeks x 2 years x 100 thrusts x 10 mins = 43,264,000. Multiply that by 6" of cock = 259,584,000 inches / 21,632,000 foot of cock in her pussy before she met you.

So you see, the cock sucking, cum swallowing version of your wife has actually had a lot less cock-per-foot in her than the pure version.

Not so bad after all, is it?

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Might want to call up spreadsheet dude to verify your formula here boss.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

4,000+ miles of cock is impressive by any standard.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret9 points10 points  (7 children) | Copy

Let's just get this out of the way, shall we?

Don't think she just sucked dicks, either. AWALT. But don't be mad; you have no reason to be. In time you'll see this was all you being willfully blinded. You have a lot of work to do. Get to it.

[–]FereallyRedHard Core Red7 points8 points  (6 children) | Copy

Why do you care what happened 15 years ago?

Women lie about sex. That really shouldn't be a shocker.

You going on an expedition to unearth long buried mysteries is beyond pathetic. WTF were you trying to do? WTF are you trying to do? How does this affect your life whatsoever?

Think about that guy you called and put yourself in his shoes for a minute. See how crazy you look?

You are definitely in the right place.

Now lose the ego, STFU, and get to work.

P.S. She also played "Seven minutes in Heaven" with 4 boys back when she was 14, not just 1 boy. Just so you'll know.

[–]SepeanRed Beret5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's the real deal here, I hope you're done with trust but verify now. Because your wife is going lie A TON more once you get going, she'll call you an uncaring asshole, say she can't live with a guy like that. And it's all deception to test your frame.

Don't listen to your wife, that's the mantra from now on.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Your mad at a woman for being a woman, that like getting angry that birds fly and that cats are assholes....

She lied to you? All women lie, it's what they do, it's how they get through the day without logic.

Brother calm the fuck down, and keep working on yourself, gaming your wife and flirting with other women. Either shes going to spend so much time on your dick you dont care about the past, or you'll be positioned to catch another one. But honestly man the big issue here is you, not her.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

She’s not yours, just your turn faggot.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is a real sad case if you trying to find yourself through wife. Seriously

I don’t think you, or most of the fuck nuts coming here truly get “the jist” of mrp. It’s not about how many cocks in her mouth. It’s about yours in her mouth.

Are you lifting ? Seriously lifting.

Guaranteed if you were, the every left over energy would be dedicated to getting what you want on your terms and strictly for you.

You do you.

You had better hope she sucked a lot, that’s good experience to deep throat you

[–]adeptintact0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

You shouldn't be concerned about what she did that long ago. You're main concern is that she doesn't do that to you. The issue is she sees you as that beta provider and you have to up the alpha.

[–]Rogue684860 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

This is almost unbelievable. Why would you subordinate yourself to a dude like that?

Past is the past. If shes hot, she was sexual. You're mindfucking yourself.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Beta beta beta

[–]WolfofAllStreetz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Anyone else not care how many dicks their wife sucked 15 years ago? Imagine being the first at your age now, what a nightmare that would be.

[–]onionknightofknee0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Grow up. As long as she acts like a slut with you, no problem. Read other posts on here, people have real problems

[–]Eminencemiddle0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

You're a nut.

[–]red88lobster0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

What you need to do is; Every night, go to a club and find an attractive man and suck his dick.

After a few weeks you'll feel much better.

You are either a troll or someone who needs more help than this thread can provide.



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