No, I'm not from Alabama, lol.
Basically when I was really little, like 5 or 6, me and my cousin (same age) would like talk about how we're married and stuff. The adults found it good fun, and we all kinda went along with it. Then I moved to the other side of the world, and I haven't seen her since we were kids. She now looks and acts cute in like an annoying sisterly way, it's hard to explain.
I got pretty buff, and my game is good, although my career is shit. She knows I do lots of martial arts (BJJ, Judo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, and a bit of Boxing), and she asked me to fight recently, saying how she has a black belt in Karate and I have a black belt in nothing, so she could kick my ass. I laughed and we actually sparred. She tried some kick, I easily took her down and mounted her, and I was like "where's your Karate now bitch" and slapped her across the face. The way she looked at me when I mounted her, was like she wanted me to force myself into her right then and there. She was like both scared and turned on at the same time. And when I slapped her, she let out like a moan, it wasn't like a scream or something. Then I tickled her until she tapped out.
Afterwards she was like "oh my God, why'd you hit me so hard you asshole" (playfully) and also like "wow, you're actually pretty strong". We started chatting a bit online after that and catching up. Suddenly, she started making all these jokes about our marriage. Like "I'm in medicine and you have no career, I guess you'll have to be the housewife" and stuff like that. And reminiscing about how cute we were back then when we thought we were married. She also started hinting at it... like we both watch Game of Thrones for example, and she was like "every time our kids our born, the gods will flip a coin" and like when she asked which house I'd be in GOT and I said Lannisters, she was like "yeah... I'd be a Lannister too ;)" and stuff.
I actually don't mind fucking her... she's playful and feisty with me in a way no other girl is. Like you know how there are girls you'd consider like sister, but they're not your literal sister? She's like that, except it's weird cuz she's my cousin. But I don't really think it's weird personally, tbh after watching GOT and how the Targaryens and Lannisters did it, I don't really find it weird as long as it's consensual. Should I try to fuck her?
Also, does she just see me as a brother or is she coming on to me and flirting? Fuck man... I'd rail her so hard for being so cheeky with me. But is she into me romantically or does she just see me as a brother? What do you guys think?
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