How to tell GF her pussy stinks

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June 2, 2019
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She’s sensitive if I told her straight up she’d cry and feel embarassed but it’s hard for me to go down on her without having a mild urge to gag which thankfully hasn’t happened yet.

The best way to describe the smell is a fried fish from Burger King

Some days the smell is there but barely noticeable and others it’s very strong (usually after she’s done with school/work and doesn’t shower after)

She’s a clean girl showers all the time and she’s middle eastern if that matters. Was a virgin before me so no STDs

She doesn’t realize it. need a good way to bring it up without her sensitive self feeling embarrassed


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Title How to tell GF her pussy stinks
Author purplehazemaze
Upvotes 75
Comments 88
Date 02 June 2019 09:49 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/240546
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/bw2r7k/how_to_tell_gf_her_pussy_stinks/
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[–]Nis_law142 points143 points  (16 children) | Copy

Put your dick in her vagina then in her mouth. Rinse and repeat until she gets the hint.

[–]purplehazemaze 1 points [recovered]  (12 children) | Copy

It’s not the taste though just the smell. I’ll try this hopefully she doesn’t end up having a talk with me that my dick stinks

[–]Nis_law29 points30 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol, on a serious note, hair follicles cause bacteria infestation, may be her bush is causing it. Tell her to trim it down.

[–]pnceng24 points25 points  (9 children) | Copy

Dude if you are young - never tolerate stinky puss - it never gets better - find a clean tasty one...you'll never regret it..

[–]northernCAgrown3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

👅

[–]inittowinit777-1 points0 points  (7 children) | Copy

ewww do you mean women’s pussies get stinkier as they get older? does this apply to all women, or only the one who had stinky pussies to start with?

[–]IncipioMutatio14 points15 points  (3 children) | Copy

He means long term with the same woman. If you tolerate it now their hygiene has no reason to change and most likely ... as anything you 'let go' ... it will only get worse.

There is 0 fucking correlation between age and pussy stank and in fact I'd say it's the exact opposite since the older you get the more experience you have and the more likely you are to have had 'yo mothafucka, you stank!' said to you and the more likely you are to be diligent about that shit.

Anyone that says anything about age or 'dick count' (i.e. the mental midget below us) /u/pnceng ... or any other factor aside from diet, hygiene, or genetics, has very little experience with actually being consistently face to face with a pussy.

[–]pnceng2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Women want you to eat the pussy - but if you wait to tell her the "FACTS" - you are the problem - I love eating pussy but if it is stank I tell them straight up and they appreciate the update..also there is the ol' skool finger test - bacala test...

[–]inittowinit7770 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks for the answer, yeah the “dick count” comment made no sense either lol. For a LTR, I definitely wouldn’t put up with bad hygiene, pussy stink, not shaving, etc. etc. You’re right in that once you start letting shit like that slide, it’ll only get worse from that point onwards.

[–]pnceng0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Young girls think their pussies are self-cleaning - they are not - they become like mini-landfill's after a while......

[–]SICFJC0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Taste and smell are very closely connected.

[–]kayfab7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

hahahah

[–]beefthathasredmiddle7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ur fucked lmao

[–]_praisekek4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

😂

[–]mmmmh145 points46 points  (5 children) | Copy

Tell her there's an odour coming from in between her legs and you're concerned it could be a serious issue.. You can let this concern play to her more sensitive side, I'll assume you're RP so this should be textbook by now..

That's what RP is about getting what you want by being open about what you want, and then bringing her into your frame. It'll be uncomfortable at first but after a trip to the gyno and a week or 2 the issue will be resolved.

This is one of those things where you just have to be straightforward no 2 ways about it..

[–]duta21 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

What about if you want your girl to trim the shit out of them pubes? Direct?

[–]mmmmh1 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy

Whoa pal, pubes are a whole different ball game.. Have you even read the sidebar u/duta ?

[–]duta21 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Not all of it. Still reading rational male and sex god method atm but other stuff yep. Anything in particular you can suggest?

[–]mmmmh11 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao I thought this was banter at first...

First things first, if you want to bring it up make sure you manscape. Then there's no good reason why she can't put in the effort when you're always on top of your shit. It gives you leverage incase you need to use it.

Hold frame and tell her you'd like it if she trimmed her bush. If you're fucking her good and she's crazy about you, it'll be very easy to convince her and she'll do it without you telling her ever again.

If she ultimately refuses cause her bush makes her "feel like a woman" or some BS there isn't much you can do. At least you made yourself heard and you can then evaluate where things stand and if it's something you can live with

[–]Irtotallynotrobot45 points46 points  (11 children) | Copy

Get a different one

[–]purplehazemaze 1 points [recovered]  (8 children) | Copy

Yea was thinking of her sister but who knows if it’s genetics or not

[–]Freedom__Fighter29 points30 points  (0 children) | Copy

A+ lol

[–]Jcbthaname15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

You fucking gangster

[–]LSDparade31 points32 points  (0 children) | Copy

lmfao

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

this will backfire if they've been scissoring

[–]crespo_modesto1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

passin that egg back and forward

[–]Nis_law15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL

[–]Monkitail5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Are they the only two girls in your city?

[–]trilog3y1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking hell

[–]Jcbthaname7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

yes I'd like a refund, this isn't working properly

[–]bafled1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

AHAHAHAHA hilarious

[–]merpmd13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

Doctor here...

That characteristic fishy smell is usually caused by a bacteria known as bacterial vaginosis or BV for short.

It is extremely common, especially in younger, reproductive aged women. It is due to disruption of the normal flora of the vagina. This can be caused by very common and simple things such as excessive exercise, deusching, aggressively having sex, etc.. the condition is treated rather easily by a course of metronidazole that most family practitioners are very willing to prescribe.

As a man who has had to have this conversation before with women I was having sex with, the best thing to do is be open and completely honest while maintaining a serious and somewhat concerned tone. State that you’re concerned she may have an infection. Normalize the situation by relating it to her every day life, for example, “it’s possible that this happens because you exercise a lot to stay in shape or just because this is all new to that region of your body.” You can also reassure her that it doesn’t have a bearing on your attraction to her if that’s how you honestly feel. At the end of the day, the condition is generally benign and can be fixed rather easily.

Hope this helps bud, best of luck.

[–]Endorsed ContributorFereallyRed[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Best reply of the whole thread.

[–]rpmc8312 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

Probably Bacterial Vaginosis. Look it up. Totally benign but curable with a visit to the doc.

[–]blonderbot25 points26 points  (7 children) | Copy

Does her breath stinks too? This one time I was with a 10/10 but she stunk and after that I went celibate for a year full on pope mode.

[–]purplehazemaze 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy

No thankfully. she has good hygiene the smell definitely isnt cause she’s dirty prob some weird bacterial science shit

[–]blonderbot2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Is she skinny or quite chubby?

[–]purplehazemaze 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

Thick from waist down and the rest is more of a slim wouldn’t say skinny

[–]blonderbot3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's not the outside of the pussy...it's inside that stinks and that smell is quite hard to get rid off if it's deep inside.

[–]Snowaey4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

full on pope mode

mixed thoughts about this...

[–]volvostupidshit2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I know what you are thinking.

[–]hazelstein0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

damn. I see what u did there

[–]Eminencemiddle13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

One thing that worked for me: was sitting down when gf walked by. Grabbed her, started wrestling around and kissing her ass, crotch, etc... through her clothes. Then I said "Ew, Babe...you need to shower." This opened up the discussion. It was better because it wasn't a dramatic "We have to talk about your pussy" kind of thing, and it also didn't kill the mood, or embarrass her while we were having sex.

[–]oooKenshiooo8 points9 points  (7 children) | Copy

She might have a yeast infection. Frame it as a medical concern. Can even happen to virgins and very clean women.

If she sits a lot (because of studying) and eats a bad diet (sugar and white flour) candida fungi may make themselves at home. Pure hygiene does not kill them well after that, because those fuckers are pretty resistant.

(also, those fuckers may grab a hold on your dick as well, so get treated just for good measure, even if there are no symptoms)

[–]purplehazemaze 1 points [recovered]  (6 children) | Copy

Yeah she does sit a lot I assumed it was something like a yeast infection. Is there a high chance it could have spread on to me?

[–]DrizzlyShrimp365 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

It’s most likely nothing more than natural pussy stench if there are no other symptoms.

[–]oooKenshiooo6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

If you fuck without a condom most likely. Get checked, it's a quick painless procedure and you can get fixed in a week.

[–]currysoslutavuk0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You better find a new one while keepin her stinky pussy close. It may be rude but that's the fastest and permanent solution. I do remember i read an artical about cleaning of the vagina. You shouldn't wash inside of the vagina and obviously she did washed the inside of her vagina. Vagina cleaning itself somehow i reckon.

[–]Pooddit-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dude she is middle eastern. It's the curry or cumin or something. It makes people stink. Not to mention hygiene is different there. She may be doing something weird like douching and causing problems by killing good bacteria.

[–]rizzyfromthe912 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy

she needs to eat cleaner foods

[–]discohumpty-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's crazy the difference with vegetarian or vegan girls

[–]cracksniffer66611 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

During an argument.

[–]codek_sly0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lmfao that’s terrible

[–]miya3165 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fucking hell lmaaoo...the posts here keep getting better xD

[–]inittowinit7773 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

The best part was describing the smell as being like “fried fish from Burger King” LMAO

[–]wr4l7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

ask if she wants to hop in the shower with you

[–]whiffofass 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy

Stick your fingers in there and then stick them in her mouth

[–]benmarvin 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

Not just smell. Let her suck and taste that puss. Reinsert and repeat. Get her juice all over her face.

[–]inittowinit777-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

hahahahaha this is great, hell yeah bitches with stinky pussies should definitively know what they’re working with down there

[–]ycthrow2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

She has something known as bacteria vaginosis - it can go away with some cream etc - id let her know in a clinical way

[–]johnhello1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

oh god; try and frame it in a way where you say you prefer sex after she showers, and dont make it about her; say it's just your taste; you just like sex after your partner has showered. lol gl

[–]319Skew 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

Buy a bar of soap and whittle it into a dick. When you smell something foul, bust out that proxy dick and go to town.

Make sure it's a pumpkin spice scented one. Bitches love pumpkin spice. That'll make you look all deep and shit.

[–]poopdeck-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some dicks whittle larger than others bro

[–]Victorious6660 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sack up and tell her or replace. You should've mentioned this right away. I know I'd appreciate the heads up if my dick was smelling like a filet o fish.

[–]SoulRedemption0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This question had come up sometime ago. Let her know straight up. Ssy you are concerned as it could be something bigger and get it checked

[–]vild3r0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She might have bacterial vaginosis. I recommend checking up with a gynaecologist

[–]Madhatter7470 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Maybe it's a reaction with a condom? Happened to me once.

[–]theboldmind0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

After sex ask her to take a shower with you as foreplay and go ahead and wash her vag!

Even better before sex. Do this a couple of times till she gets it

[–]redpill_scientist920 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dump her and move on

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

"The best way to describe the smell is a fried fish from Burger King"

Seems like you don't have any problem knowing how to tell her... you just have a problem being a man enough to someone something she doesn't want to hear.

[–]ModTheRedPike0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

FYI, it was a report shitstorm.

[–]MountainFact90 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Force her to cut all sugar from diet

[–]dutchgguy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That would probably be a deal breaker with me (been there, done that). I would also be reluctant to tell her. As someone who can be very sweaty and smelly sometimes the only thing for me that seems to work is go swimming, so maybe if her pussy would be submerged in pool water or a bath (if you never bath), that would clear the smell. If that doesn't work, idk. As someone else pointed out it could be a yeast infection, but I feel like they'd smell this themselves, and this can be treated.

[–]vullnet1230 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I had to look up some common causes of pussy stank for my ex, and I asked her "how often do you use vagisil" and she told me "everyday". So I made some bullshit up about how I saw an article about how you're not supposed to use it daily, not supposed to clean it with anything besides water. I just said fuck it one time and fought through it and I had no problems after that.

[–]DrizzlyShrimp360 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I saw a thread recently about this exact topic and generally speaking the consensus was to not do anything about it, because there’s a very good chance she won’t be able to either, and she’ll just feel extremely self conscious for the rest of her life.

[–]Unknockable0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Spray some fabreeze onit

[–]codek_sly-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Insert a couple tictacs

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Burger King sell fish? The fuck never knew that

[–]GreatMenderTeapill-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Start to get "good bacteria" food cravings. Where I am, some of those frozen yogurt places survived the rush. Yogli-Mogli, Menchies, etc. Bring her with and make her eat. Tell her you want to try a new lube and and sneak some colloidal or ionic silver in there. That is bad bacteria that is causing the smell. It could be coming from you as well. Men wear yeast infections much better than women and most of the time don't even know it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Break up

[–]AceMav21-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

You tell her “clean your pussy it stinks”

[–]discohumpty-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I don't think has to do anything with her background. I've had a handful of girls with variety of ethnicities that has pussies that stank.

Imo, in terms of telling her, unless you're in a LTR or something secure, there's nothing you can say. Just gotta ask yourself if it's worth it or not to keep fucking her.

[–]Dane50-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Trichimonas. Green frothy discharge ever come out of that thing?

[–]hmjuice-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Loool just shower with her beforehand bro and let her know as well, after the sex, if you’ve made her orgasm a lot she would listen to anything you have to say but obviously don’t be a dick either

[–]WalterEArmstrong-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

Sometimes its better to just be up front even with "sensitive" people. Something like "Hey bitch, yer twat smells like a fish market" should get the job done.

[–]ModTheRedPike0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Good to see you posting again. I thought we lost you.

[–]maljo24-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

What's wrong with the smell of friend fish?



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