Asktrp is always busy on Friday because our dear readers are getting hyped to go out, or alternatively, try to fix their retarded LTRs and chase their oneitis of 6 months.

I'm going to do you a favor and answer every question you could possibly have so you don't need to post. Here we go:

  • (solves 50%+ of issues) This wouldn't matter if you were maintaining sexual relationships with multiple women

Plate ignoring you? Fwb wants commitment? Struggling with the close on your totally hb9 bro? Is there This One Girl?

Here's the solution.

  • (solves 33% of issues) Yes, you should do it.

Should you switch to PHUL lifts? Should you ask her out? Should you move to a new city.

Do it faggot.

  • (solves 17% of issues) Go out and get off the internet.

Existential dread? "What's the point, so i just spin plates forever until I die?" Feel like saying clown world unironically?

Time to go outside.

Thanks for reading, you saved some other EC lots of time.

AMA otherwise, I'm around for awhile