So I'm texting this girl (I'd rate a solid 7) on a dating app, and I asked her how her weekend went. She replies that she stayed home because she "threw out her back". I see an opportunity to tease:

Me: Are you going to show up to our date in a wheelchair? I'm not pushing you around lol

Her: Lol not at all and who says you'll even get a date lol

Now "who says you'll even get a date" is clearly a shit test, but I haven't encountered it before.

I haven't responded back yet. Any ideas?