My most autist approach

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June 18, 2019

It's been about 7 months since I first readup about the redpill. Lurked and reread the sidebar continuously for 3 months and started hitting daygame even though I just started lifting, because whats the point lifting if I dont start learning some hands on experience.

In the past 4 months I started with constant rejections from girls aswell as facing my approach anxiety, but gradually things started to get better. I can confidently say today that I can and do get numbers and a few lays here and there.

But today, I fucked up.

Some context of the approach: I was at a local university looking to get a good 10 approaches done before heading over to class myself. As I walked through the uni library I spotted a girl studying at a desk and decided to make my first approach of the day. As I walk over I smile and ask if I can sit next to her (she had her backpack in the seat beside her and infront of her were some notes, a laptop, some usb cords, etc.)

She smiled and moved the bag away saying "sure" I begin the conversation with a tease/joke about how "I want to let you know girlsname that I'm here to stop you from studying, so I hope your test isnt that important" she said "ok" enthusiastically, as if she knew I wasn't any trouble.

I then moved the conversation towards languages, "I wonder if you know anymore than two languages blah blah blah" It was mainly me seeing if she liked to learn new laanguages because thats something that interest me and learning a language from a possible date is easier than a book.

But I could see as the language talk continued she was getting bored, or maybe she saw my frame diminish or anything, at this moment she spoke up, "Well I actually do need to study for my test it is for today".

-Warning here comes the autistic part-

Seeing as she lost interest and was currently either trying to reject me or possibly shit-test, I said "I see, well good luck studying girlsname!" And with a smirk on my face I closed her laptop, and took it with me to a seat about 20 feet away.

She waits a moment, I think she expected me to walk back to her to hand the laptop and say goodbye like a normal human man.

But no I sat there and smiled as she came over, took the laptop again and said "I really do have to study".

As she went back to her desk I accepted the rejection and walked off for a bit to sit at a bench in a new part of the university.

Not even moments later she finds me and asks me in a serious and worried tone, "Hey what did you do to my computer?"

Surprised I responded how "I didn't do anything I just clicked the guest account at the login". Which really is what I did.

"Hey is your computer all-right?" I asked her and she gets up to leave while saying "Don't just take someones computer and walk off, it's annoying."

"Ok" is all I replied, not even seconds later it all dawned on me how retarded I had just acted.

If she was rejecting me stealing her fucking pc isn't gonna change that. Even if it was a shit-test I shoulda just continued chatting with her, not "Lol this prank is gonna show her how much I dgaf."

Now she probably thinks I just hacked her pc within 5 seconds.

I've fucked up a ton of approaches before but this one takes the cake. Hopefully I'm not put on some watchlist by tommorow.

Anyway I hope my failure can show other beginners where I went wrong. Be bold guys, but don't be autistic.

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Title My most autist approach
Author Grosse_Messer
Upvotes 72
Comments 36
Date 18 June 2019 02:32 PM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]BaronIncognito97 points98 points  (4 children) | Copy

Surprised you didn’t get a visit from campus security on this one.

[–]BurnoutRS1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

for what reason?

[–]BaronIncognito1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some people get really bothered by strangers taking their laptop from them, to put it mildly.

[–]red__Man0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy


[–]BurnoutRS0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Are we reading the same story? Nothing was stolen.

[–]acp_rdit37 points38 points  (0 children) | Copy

I hope my failure can show other beginners where I went wrong

TY for the field report!

[–]MegladonBass89 points90 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ooofff man that was cringe 😂 wtf were you thinking walking off with the laptop funny asf tho

[–]fds_1 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy

If you are a beginner at pickup, for the love of God, listen to me.

Do not, and I mean this, DO NOT try to approach girls indirectly.

But fds, why?

Here's why, an approach can be done two way, directly and indirectly (duh) but do you know the difference between the two? The difference is with an indirect approach you have to, at some point, make the conversation a "man to woman" that is, show her that this isn't just a friendly conversation and that you'd like something more out of it. The problem is, when you are a beginner, you DON'T know how to make this transition without it being awkward and cringy. The soultion? Be direct in your approach. Either compliment her looks or compliment something about her. This way your conversation is already in a "man to woman" frame and you both know what you want.

Mind you, this approach will lead to more rejections but at least you avoid looking like an autist

[–]thenewyorkmind6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

True, back when I would tried the cold approach thing I would always end up in really awkward conversations with women because I didn’t know how to transition correctly.

I’m going to try the “Hey, what’s your name? Thought you were kinda cute.”

[–]Alex24d0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Any advice/articles on how to 'make the conversation a "man to woman"'?

[–]SwRacist17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

You closed her computer and walked away with it? When she didn't show interest?

Jesus christ. My social skills are shit but you take the prize.

[–]dusara2174 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tbf, we all go full retard sometimes

[–]_teh_overloard24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

you probably should have accepted that she was busy but could have met up later to celebrate the test, or if it goes badly, to drown it out. dont worry about looking like a dork, if you do meet her again, she will probably laugh about it, you just got her in a bad moment.

[–]rizzyfromthe911 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

taking her laptop was such a wildcard mood, nice lmao

[–]mickJagermeisterr19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

Damn, at least you had some balls

[–]Josl-l19 points20 points  (1 child) | Copy

Don't worry mate, you were just conducting a social experiment to see how she reacted. If you see her again just say it was for your thesis in gender studies; then ask her out for a drink and laugh about what happened. If you're lucky you'll get a smash, if not it doesn't matter because you'll never talk to her again.

[–]HoRaTiO123456 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

This! Minus the gender studies.

[–]_Last_Man_Standing_4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

thanks for the laughs...

[–]amd2062 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

You lost your abundant mentality. Subconsciously, you still wanted it to work so you took her laptop secretly hoping she’d come back to flirt. Admittedly it’s a ballsy cheeky move, but sometimes it’s better to remain abundant and move on to the next one.

[–]Project_Zero_Betas2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Subconsciously, you still wanted it to work so you took her laptop secretly hoping she’d come back to flirt.


[–]ZeppKfw2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

How did you not realize what you were doing? It's alright though, we do dumb shit at first. What's important is you're approaching. Gj.

[–]-ThePathIsTheGoal-2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao god damn.

Props on the guts for approaching at all! 👊

[–]CMDaccounting2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wtf 😂

[–]CurvedBell2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

HAHAHAHAHA Im sorry, but you don’t deserve to procreate.

[–]mercuryg4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dude saying this is autistic is an insult to autists.

So you closed it, carried it off, then opened again with her watching? Damn....

[–]AceMav215 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nigga just get her snap and be out

[–]Uzinero1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

You walked off with her laptop? Bruh ngl that's so retarded but also funny as shit. Move forward and take solace knowing it'll be a memory you still laugh and cringe about in years to come.

[–]TBtgoat1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's funny as fuck tbh. At least you know where you went wrong and why

[–]Project_Zero_Betas1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Why did you go off on a tangent about languages? You should've just asked her questions about the test she was about to take, it was literally right in front of you.

[–]rockyp321 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That’s funny man but atleast you ya star balls to try

[–]DigitalDragonSlayer1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Love it.

Keep approaching brother.

[–]BurnoutRS1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thats fucking hilarious. I would have had a hard time not laughing in her face. especially when the laptop ended up being fucked up from you doing nothing to it. what a shitty laptop.

[–]VigilantSmartbomb3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Notice how no one’s commenting badly about you taking the laptop? I mean maybe in better context next time but that’s not that bad lol

[–]VigilantSmartbomb1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You were in her line of sight with the laptop, the only “autistic” part was the ok at the end

[–]FiveStarTendieDinner0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This could have worked in the right circumstances but you fucked up royally. Now you'll be known as the creeper that steals electronics.

[–]Earl_Nightingale-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

Well now you have crazy story that you can tell to others and laugh from your self.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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