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My plates ass stinks horribly when we have sex

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July 28, 2019
94 upvotes

Recently got this new plate who lives locally but every time I hit her from behind her ass stinks so badly. It is the worst possible sweaty poop smell you can imagine.

What should I do about this? Telling her would knock her self esteem.


Post Information
Title My plates ass stinks horribly when we have sex
Author Gavyn8
Upvotes 94
Comments 109
Date 28 July 2019 08:12 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/247154
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/cj0qoi/my_plates_ass_stinks_horribly_when_we_have_sex/
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[–]Retuov180 points181 points  (2 children) | Copy

"It turns be on knowing you showered with soap before i come over"

[–]Str_26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy

Pure Class

[–]MarcusAurileus70-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Jesus. That’s just nasty. You’re banging a chick with shit on her date? Where is your self respect Bro?

[–]acp_rdit311 points312 points  (10 children) | Copy

Don't stick your dick in bitches that are so fat that they can't wipe their ass

[–]InstigatingDrunk16 points17 points  (6 children) | Copy

Wiping your ass doesn’t stop the smell, it just spreads it. Bidet all day you dirty fucks

[–]Pussyshack 1 points [recovered]  (5 children) | Copy

Bidet's aren't common is the US

[–]InstigatingDrunk7 points8 points  (4 children) | Copy

I live in the us and bought one off amazon for cheap.. whoever says that loves stinky ass

[–]Pussyshack 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy

An ACTIAL bidet that is a entire toilet fixture that bolts to the floor is uncommon dumbass, not some cheap shit you bought off Amazon that attaches to the existing toilet & leaks like shit.

[–]tallwheel2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

They work, though. Get one. They're great.

[–]InstigatingDrunk-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

lmao, I have an actual toilet too, with heated seats and a dryer, but that's unnecessary and requires you to be rich. The thing i'm talking about off amazon works just as well, just dry your ass after. Clearly you're too retarded to afterwards.

[–]Dilated880 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

No one asked you about your bidet, you missed the joke. The problem may be that OP's girl isn't scrubbing her ass with soap in the shower, so in that case a bidet wouldn't even help anyway. Just stop talking, you're too dumb to talk to.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

an asktrp post that can't be solved with 'plate for anal only'

I mean good advice but can we also talk about this

[–]Lilluzzo99 points100 points  (6 children) | Copy

Move to Italy, we use bidet here

[–]blaseee14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao

[–]inittowinit7770 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Really? I had no clue. What about the rest of Europe?

[–]gloriousfart0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

No bidet in eastern europe, my ass probably stinks :(

[–]Jugurthajones870 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

With a name like ‘gloriousfart’, I’m pretty sure it does

[–]gloriousfart0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Haha right on point

[–]userunknown89127 points128 points  (9 children) | Copy

Fuck her in the shower

[–]TheWalkingNightmare38 points39 points  (7 children) | Copy

LMFAO. I have got stitches on my perineum region because of surgery, and avoid laughing too hard because of that, but this comment gave me a good amount of pain.

[–]E9er5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

actually it’s not that bad... i love fucking in the shower but not for hygiene reasons.. just feels good the water coming down and in top if you’re high on weed... it’s fucking mind blowing... but yeah... shower sex isn’t that bad.. can be a really good thing.

[–]inittowinit7779 points10 points  (5 children) | Copy

lol holy shit what led to a surgery down there?

[–]TheWalkingNightmare14 points15 points  (4 children) | Copy

I had a urethral stricture. Symptoms were decreased flow rate, and the inability to easily ejaculate my ejaculation. They took a piece of my inner cheek and replaced my urethra with the same. All of this is done by cutting in through the perineum region.

[–]inittowinit77713 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

Oof that doesn't sound pleasant. Glad you were able to get it taken care of though. Wishing you a swift recovery

[–]TheWalkingNightmare2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thank you so much. Things are going pretty well. I have almost recovered to normal now, and it's only been one week. I think it's mostly because of the healthy lifestyle that I lived. Gym atleast 4x a week, no sugar, only home-cooked food, and only ate food that gives good macros in exchange for its calories.

[–]Kurush559 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

this sounds fucking traumatic, how was the pain before and afterwards?

[–]TheWalkingNightmare0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

There was no pain before, just the inability to urinate quickly. The pain for 5 days after the surgery though, it was the lowest point of my life. The cheek graft had swollen large and painful, so I couldn't eat anything. The sutures pained, and I was catheterized on top of that. Couldn't move, had weakness. Today, after 8 days, it feels a lot better. I'm almost back to normal.

[–]RoccoPinkman10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol

[–]JacobSnack101 points102 points  (3 children) | Copy

You don’t have to next here. Tell her that she stinks like a stable. Fuck her self esteem, she’ll recover and it’ll help both you and her in the long run

[–]_-resonance-_21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy

Before sex “why don’t you go freshen up.”

[–]Anasthaesium4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao . Tough anal love

[–]Cods_gift_to_reddit1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

No no no no if you are thinking long term then this is not the way because women are very sensitive creatures and they will hate you for being so direct about it.

If OP is thinking shorter term and just wants to fuck a girl with a clean asshole then yeah be direct and fuck her self esteem - doesn't matter as long as you get clean asshole.

[–]redpilllogin71 points72 points  (2 children) | Copy

Tell her to wash her ass before you have sex

EDIT: as tactfully as possible.

[–]professor_mcamateur4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

*shower

[–]poopdeck115 points116 points  (4 children) | Copy

Make your ass smell worse than hers to cancel out her ass smell establish alpha ass smell dominance

[–]wontonloup811 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Highly under appreciated comment.

[–]JerryJewels6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

This^

[–]Lightways4341 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmfaooooo

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (4 children) | Copy

What in the actual fuck.

[–]Endorsed Contributoritiswr1tten57 points58 points  (3 children) | Copy

Welcome to asktrp

Now you understand why I drift back and forth between the subs

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy

I only keep it for shit like this so I can laugh. Just a complete shit show

[–]dinkelpuss19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

pun intended

[–]gsp95111 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

What other subs?

[–]FinancialThanks120 points21 points  (3 children) | Copy

i would hard next but if shes that valuable to you maybe just tell her to have a shower

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children) | Copy

"i'd like to try something new. shall we wash each other's asses in yonder shower?"

[–]FinancialThanks112 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

maybe before next time you see her, tell her you want to finger her ass. then she might try and prepare

[–]bruiser1819 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

Then he shows up and she expects him to finger her disgusting unwashed ass lol

[–]primusinterpares117 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

Suggest that you shower together before you fuck, or dab some vicks under your nose, hey it works for coroners performing autopsies on rotting bodies, and if that doesn't work , you shouldn't fuck pussy so rancid it smells worse than rotting corpses

[–]BurnieSlander4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

And what is OP supposed to do in the shower- slide his hand between her cheeks and give her a scrubbing?

[–]omeeezy16 points17 points  (4 children) | Copy

Ask her if she’s ever got her ass ate. Make it seem like you would eat her ass but say “I might consider it if it’s extra clean”. The next day she’ll show up with an extra clean ass. Then just don’t eat her ass , easy

[–]whuttupfoo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking hilarious

[–]communistcontrolact0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This

[–]uptimex0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Wow, tactful as.. a feather.

[–]poet_and35 points36 points  (2 children) | Copy

These comments are cancer lmao

[–]ahackercalled4chan32 points33 points  (0 children) | Copy

this whole post is cancer

[–]MrSlommy712 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

I live for posts like this lool

[–]FW-19047 points48 points  (1 child) | Copy

Why would you fuck such a disgusting animal? Hard next

[–]hot_tin_bedpan10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Had this exact problem with a random girl who moved here from China. Fucked her missionary instead; the next morning I saw that her shower was fucking disgustingly dirty as well.

Never contacted her again.

[–]BusterVadge8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hard next bro. There are plenty of chicks out there who wash their ass.

[–]PayneGreyWolf5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

What the fuck... next her

[–]Lilluzzo15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

Anuseitis

[–]anonymouz33310 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

I laughed so hard reading this

[–]IceBear---698 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

2 words: Power Washer

[–]jsphere2569 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

"When in doubt, Mr. Meriadoc, always follow your nose." - Gandalf, on literally choosing the right hole

[–]MrSlommy78 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

These threads on asktrp are glorious lol

[–]RoccoPinkman6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I used to fuck a girl like that. It’s the worst. Hard next

[–]imtrynaclapnocap4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Can’t believe what I just read right now...

[–]UsernameIWontRegret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

[–]getinthevan3152 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

My god

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao sounds like a plan

[–]Endorsed ContributorFereallyRed6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Teach her to scoot her asshole across the carpet like a dog. Then give her a treat.

Give her a Dirty Sanchez so she can participate in the fun.

But seriously, every time you meet her, grab her and jump in the shower together before you fuck her.

She'll make the leap.

[–]ScabbyAnkles7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

.

[–]-ThePathIsTheGoal-3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I am dying laughing lmao

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Don’t fuck fat chicks.

[–]Houston2NYC4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hard next. Spin different plates

[–]Foolishoe1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Take her to the shower and show her how to wash it.

[–]opper-hombre11 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmaoooooo

[–]1NathanHollister1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

You should tell her. Knocking her self esteem might actually help you get more actikn

[–]Count_Giggles0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

needs more upvotes. just tell her. "i just caught a whiff of something. shower is over there"

[–]DAOcomment21 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

She doesn't realize. Chances are many of the dudes laughing at her on this thread only use toilet paper and overestimate how clean their shit encrusted smelly asses are. This is common when wiping with toilet paper but not using a bidet to properly rinse your ass after every bowel movement.

There are cheap, portable, handheld plastic bidets you can order on Amazon. In your shoes, I would order one, then after our next intimate session, teach her about bidets and how I think they're under-utilized. For you to pull this off OP, you should learn to use a bidet as well, for while you think you don't need one, you are, like your lady, just blissfully unaware of the fact that you actually do.

People trained on toilet paper are always incredulous about this topic, so when she laughs and asks who the hell needs these things, I'd let her know gently that I noticed her problem, and got her this portable bidet to try at home to help. She'll be mortified and humiliated so be nice. If she's defensive or hostile, just tell her to give it some thought, or else look into another way to clean up downstairs because you noticed she has an issue. Smile, pull her into your arms, give her a kiss and send her home to practice water-blasting her ass.

[–]Fuckovski0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Been using a bidet like that since 2015, when i first went to Thailand. This shit is amazing.

Realistically, if i put shit on your arm, will you just wipe it with a cloth or will you want to wash it with water? Right, same goes for your ass.

[–]HurricaneHugues1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Stop fucking her?

[–]mr-satan1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tell that big stinkin' ass bitch to take a hike!

[–]curiosser1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

She's just shit testing you.

Literally

[–]Je_suis_throwy1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Maybe some ass to mouth action makes her reconsider her hygiene standards.

Or you reconsider your standards when it comes to plates.

[–]redpill_scientist923 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lose her number and move on

[–]kingloaf2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

baby wipes

[–]mabden1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Throw her in the shower.

[–]transitive10211 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

tell her to use soap on her asshole.

[–]agjrpsl1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

She must eat fast food

[–]PincheeWhey1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

eat ass.

[–]sosex19920 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dude I hard Nexted a tinder thick Hoe who wanted to get plated bc I of the exact same shitty smell. 🤮

[–]ShotgunTRP0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Take her in the shower and wash it yourself while fingerblasting her pussy and making out. Make it some foreplay thing

[–]shadyLP0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

keep some wet wipes with you can wipe her down, she'll get the hint and the dick after that

[–]omega_dawg930 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

been dere, done dat.

i told her that hygiene is impt to me. she got the hint.

[–]addwater0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lmfao

This title alone

[–]Anasthaesium0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If you are contemplating fucking a stink ass bitch , you have some serious scarcity son .

I have ghosted plates for much less.

[–]cursedflame0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Baby wipes just .. Sorry i cant im laughing so hard right now i just woke up and see all these comments. Just made my dayy. Butbyeah baby wipes.

[–]cryptomoonlanding0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Not sure why you aren’t already on your way out.

[–]DrZaiusPCMR0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My two cents:

  1. Shower together as foreplay. Wash each other's bodies, buy a new sponge for her and use it to wash her body with it. The last place you want to wash is her ass (quicly rise the sponge with water after that).
  2. Tactfully tell her her ass is not clean and you can smell it. Don't go into how revolting it is and how much it makes you want to puke, just state the cold plain facts and ask her to freshen up in the bathroom for a minute. I repeat: tactfully.

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Go ahead and knock her self-esteem. Women need to have it knocked down if they're doing something wrong. Just be sure to prop it back up somewhere else when you're talking to her about something she does well.

[–]FightClubHamster690 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ew WTF!! What kind of ass trash is that, so gross, could t imagine the odor. You need to let her know.

[–]thrwy754790 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Telling her would knock her self esteem.

You may have to be subtle in letting her know, but it's something well within her control, so it shouldn't affect her self-esteem.

You can make it about you, and see if she reciprocates. Try not cleaning your ass after a hot, and sweaty day. Then, when you meet her, say: "God, I showered twice today but it feels like my ass still stinks." Maybe she'll give it a whiff to check, and confirm it does stink, at which point you can shower and clean yourself.

This will make her conscious about her own ass, and more comfortable with asking if it stinks, at which point you can be honest. Or, perhaps she'll directly volunteer to shower as well to mimic your behaviour.

[–]1rad_dynamic6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hey baby, come here. Check if my ass smells.

[–]inittowinit7772 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Jesus Christ lol just tell the bitch to shower OP instead of jumping through all these hoops like this guy over here is suggesting

[–]magx01-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks for letting us know you're getting laid.

[–]PM_Happy_Puppy_Pics 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

Listen, my chick is a hot, skinny, big boob, small ass, hard-working Asian chick. Sometimes she works (literally) 16 hour days, not including travel. So when I see her, she can be kinda sweaty and smell like ass. She doesn't think so, but it happens because of a long day working in a hospital.

Anyway, I just tell her, babe, you're sexy af, but let's take a shower together ok?

And that leads to happy times, which are clean (and oddly quite wholesome) because she's still a virgin.

[–]mortalcoil1-4 points-3 points  (1 child) | Copy

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