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I honestly don't know what to say..comfort test?

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September 9, 2019
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Need some advice here fellas.

Me 26, wife 24.

Married a year and half and no kids. Been reading the sidebar, lifting, STFU but i cannot lie...I don't post on OYS.

Wife and I have been constantly fighting for over a year now.

Last night is a prime example.

We both had a long day and were getting ready for bed when I decided to show her a memory from my snapchat over a year ago that showed me and her kissing.

She says "aww" and then shows me more from her phone, I politely smile and nod and tell her that I have work in the morning and that we should sleep. As we were getting ready to sleep..she hits with me with her famous " you know..i''ve noticed" lines.

You know "I've noticed you don't take pictures with me anymore like you use to when we first got married".. oh..shit not this again, i think to myself. At she starts to DEER for me lol "is it because your phone is slow", i agree and say yes. But wifey is not done ... she wants more. So i say "i promise to change and be better...", still not enough. I don't take BS and also whiny behavior so i just right out say "because we were all over each other and were new with one another "...boom. she starts to lose her shit.

starts cussing, saying "am i not good enough" now mind you its 12 am..and our apartments have paper thin walls. poor neighbors. I ask her to lower her voice as she rants.. blah blah blah... she doesn't listen. She wants me to apologize, forcefully -- like always, and i decline. I double down and say "its my truth", i'm not gonna lie about what i think, she gets even crazier. nothing is working at this point.

She says things like "you must not love me anymore huh? " am i not as deserving?" "you've become like those guys huh...? as a matter of fact all of those guys are better than you".. i look at her and then turn over in bed and just sleep.

She flips her shit.. turns on all the lights in the room, raises her voice even more, and starts to cuss like a sailor. I remain completely quiet and turn over to the side of the bed. after a few minutes wifey says "hey, can i get an apology please, your words hurt me." at this point i just want to sleep, I say i'm sorry for making you feel that way. She says can we hug it out..i say "no." she gets offended and says you can forget about that apology. I respond with silence and go to bed.

I woke up this morning ...and headed to work. so happy. no more nagging for another 10 hours lol.

also, guys please go ahead and grill me. I will take any and all pieces of advice.

also, for anybody wondering. I tried to explain to her what my words meant, not explaining my behavior. I tried to say my words weren't ill-intended or had any malice...so I gave her the benefit of doubt..just more nagging.... and god do i hate naggers.


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Title I honestly don't know what to say..comfort test?
Author throwawayloi
Upvotes 7
Comments 41
Date 09 September 2019 02:15 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/252501
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/d1rh27/i_honestly_dont_know_what_to_saycomfort_test/
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[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"29 points30 points  (1 child) | Copy

So i say "i promise to change and be better..."

Perfect.

Mommy approves.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

Threw up in my mouth a little

[–]i-am-the-prize29 points30 points  (4 children) | Copy

Your wife needs a dose of Vitamin-D

She's asking you to administer it.

You're not "hearing" her. And not only fail to giver her the injection, you failed 3 comfort tests.

I'd see if shes posting on DeadBR's...

I'm sure she's AWALT and has many faults, but you better appreciate what you have. Scores of guys would love to have the 'problems' you have of a woman who wants comfort and sex and hugs and validation and to get railed by her husband. You want to roll over, go to bed, stop her whining/complaining. Realize fucking her brains out will actually do "all of the above" and you won't need to be posting here.

[–]NMMNG_15 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

On point.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Coming late to the game so you only have you’re 3rd upvote, but this is a top notch answer /u/I-am-the-prize

[–]FoxShitNasty833 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Send her to me, I will administer twice daily for zero charge.... love Chad

[–]dll1421 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

So true. Most guys on here are the ones whining and their wives are the ones cold shouldering and being bitchy.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red21 points22 points  (3 children) | Copy

What she was saying:

Ive noticed you are a faggot whom when I show you a PICTURE of us kissing, you fucking dont kiss me. Even though this is literally an overt reminder of physical things we are supposed to do.

Oh, and you make my vagina dry.

[–]hack3geRed Beret11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is almost as bad as the other thread where the guys wife says to stop that he’s making her horny so he does. I really think autism is contagious.

[–]marv86kw3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thread title please?

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

"I'm sorry for making you feel that way"

[–]umizumiz8 points9 points  (4 children) | Copy

Lol

Holy fuck hahaha

Bro, y'all were reliving little special moments. You KNOW that shit means something to her, give her some comfort. Let her know y'all are still on the same level.

And for God's sake, fuck your wife! She literally turns on the lights and yells at you to give her some fuck. The next day she wants to get physical with you...

Do you like your wife? Is she attractive? If you showed her a video of her sucking your dick and she said "that's nice. Goodnight, dear" and rolled over, you'd prolly wonder what crawled up her ass.

Add comfort, subtract a little dgaf, add a smidgen of A&A, take her to do something fun, and fuck her every once in a while.

[–]Redpillbrigade171 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hahahaha every once in a while??! Love the sarcasm. OP is clueless. Wet paper bag frame. Couldn’t fuck his poor lady if she looked like Giselle in custom sized Agent Provocateur lingerie.

[–]Rhyat2500 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

oi language

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

1st a faggot response

i promise to change and be better...", still not enough. I don't take BS and also whiny behavior

Followed by an autistic response

because we were all over each other and were new with one another

Followed by DEERing

its my truth", i'm not gonna lie about what i think, she gets even crazier. nothing is working at this point.

Followed by an easy comfort fix

She says can we hug it out

Fucking hug her and go to sleep... or fuck her if the hug has vibes.You failed on so many levels.

Most of this is standard sidebar 101. Obviously you haven’t read shit or you chose to not apply it. You complain like a woman, and you have zero frame - that’s why you fight all the time. She’s looking for a rock, and she’s getting a mushy marshmallow.

Get to work marshmallow.

[–]WolfofAllStreetz1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dunno why but I LOLd at marshmallow.

[–]0io-Tsundere4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wife wanted sex. You should have proposed making a sex tape with her, she might giggle and say no to the sex tape or giggle and say yes, and either way you would have had sex instead of getting in an argument.

" I politely smile and nod and tell her that I have work in the morning and that we should sleep" --WTF is wrong with you? You should have pulled out your dick and rubbed it against her face. Then she might either start sucking or say "Wow, what's gotten into you? How come you're so horny?" and you would be doing 100% better.

You know your wife expects to have a sexual relationship with you, right?

[–]InChargeManRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

You are in the right place here, you need it bad. Be happy you have found MRP now. I don't have time to get into all your shit for you, but listen up to those generous enough to help you out. We've all been here.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

That is when you slap the phone out of her hand and fuck her. That is 100% the mouth noises of a woman who isn't getting good alpha dick. I don't need an OYS to tell you are a faggot. Start posting there and get to work.

[–]hack3geRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think a lot of new guys don’t get this - whenever my wife shit tests I laugh because in my head I know she just hasn’t gotten fucked hard enough in the last 24 hours. You honestly can’t listen to anything they say just their actions.

[–]Redpillbrigade172 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

You’re way too young to be married. And your little story is a case in point. You’re clueless and it’s just a matter of time before she leaves you. Would probably do you good.

[–]Kpwn881 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

You're way too young to be married.

Men were leading troops into battle at the ripe old age of 17 during the civil war. My how far we have come as a species.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

So, you’re equating going to battle with getting married?

[–]RedPillCoach[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Married a year and half [...] Wife and I have been constantly fighting for over a year now.

WTF. You clearly don't like this fucking woman, why are you married to her? Your wife is probably over on some relationshits sub talking about how her husband is always distant and hates her now and she can't get through to him no matter what. Set her free so you can go be autistic on your own time.

[–]helaughsinhidden2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

She says "aww" and then shows me more from her phone, I politely smile and nod and tell her that I have work in the morning and that we should sleep.

That was a bid for positive attention in which you rejected her. The next part about "I've noticed" is her punishing you for not responding well. Should have looked at the photo and said, "That kiss? You think that was good?! ... Come here!" or something like that. Escalate.

The rest of you post is her punishing you and you DEER like a simp.

I just want to sleep

then it's not STFU, it's butt hurt.

its my truth

.....Defensive

I tried to explain to her what my words meant, not explaining my behavior.

You can't explain without explaining. It's all DEERing. Having to explain to her what words are is a bigger failure anyway.

She says things like "you must not love me anymore huh? " ....... look at her and then turn over in bed and just sleep.

She was looking for comfort, you failed.

So i say "i promise to change and be better..."

Are you trying to get banned from askMRP? This is Defcon 5 level faggotry

i just right out say "because we were all over each other and were new with one another "

But................. she was trying to fuck you!??!?

I think you need to take the test:

https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-test/

[–]red88lobster0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

The guy needs help guys. Guys we should make a list of reading material for this guy and maybe stick it over there on the side bar .... -->

[–]helaughsinhidden1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Technically, your right! There isn't anything in the ASKMRP sidebar that's useful, it's all in the r/marriedredpill. It think the CUT THE SHIT post should be in this sidebar though

[–]RedPillCoach[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I tried to explain to her what my words meant

How did that work out for you. All you did was validate her bad feelings. Should have laughed at her, thrown her down and screwed her silly. She was practically begging for it though it is possible she was just trying to get you to initiate so she could reject you.

[–]Over60_FireTempered3Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think she drinks. You can't talk to a drunk. You can't talk to a drunk. You can't talk to a drunk. You can't talk to a drunk. You can't talk to a drunk. You can't talk to a drunk. You can't talk to a drunk.

I think OP acts like a faggot, and he drove her to drink.

Be kind, Walk away.

[–]adeptintact1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You did too much DEERing and not enough fogging, AA, and STFU. You definitely shouldn't have apologized as it made you look weaker. You should only apologize for cheating or something similarly bad aka 16 commandments of poon.

You must be displaying low value since she is shit testing you a lot and you argue constantly. Her view is that your SMV is lower than hers.

[–]tom-anonymous0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Replace the following statements below with STFU. That's where you went wrong. You turned a comfort test into a shitty comfort test by not shutting your mouth. I used to be the expert at doing this.

"i promise to change and be better..."

"because we were all over each other and were new with one another "

Give her physical affection instead.

[–]ManguZa0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Stop talk and act. She want you all over her, not showing past picture. Do it or tell her what you want from her to do it.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I decided to show her a memory from my snapchat over a year ago that showed me and her kissing

Texting is for logistics.

Snapchat is for Tinderellas.

Kik is for plates.

[–]WolfofAllStreetz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I refuse to use kik.

Snapchat >

[–]mrpthrowa0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"I've noticed you don't take pictures with me anymore like you use to when we first got married"

Women's emotions are in the moment, she wants to be flirted with...

appropriate response..

"Come here doll", then whip out your phone and take a selfie together right there, then on the next selfie, cup her breast and have a laugh, proceed to pound town if you feel like it.

[–]Ninja_toker0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dude, for fuck sake.

Grab your woman, fuck her senseless, sleep.

It's not hard, well...

[–]Balls_Wellington_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Why don't you post in the OYS? You could use the accountability.

It seems like you don't like your wife very much. My wife can be a handful (read: fucking bitch) especially when I'm not doing my job, but at the end of the day I actively enjoy her company. If you find yourself wishing your wife would just leave you the fuck alone, why is that?

[–]RicoDunne0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Damn dude - I hope you are a troll, because you have done this all wrong. I would say all the stupid stuff you did if I was deliberately trying to piss off my wife... you just did it dim-wittedly.

It's obvious you have not read this site before or any of the side-bar. STFU, Amused mastery, Agree and amplify, and honey-moon phase are topics to research further.

[–]JameisBong0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I got turned on reading that,you should have gone down on mommy and gave her orgasms...that works better than whatever apology you wanted from her.

[–]Vypered0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Comfort test. You failed. What should have happened: Her: “you never take pictures of us anymore” You: “let’s make out now and take plenty of pictures, or who knows, see what happens, wink wink”



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