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There's no such thing as "Redpill Aware" - Take the first step in owning your shit.

by UEMcGill | September 17, 2019 | askMRP

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So quit fucking posting shit about this. I don't care if you've been 'aware'.

The classic fucking statement, "Hey I've read [one or two books] and have been redpill aware for 6 months"

Do you know what this is to our Flaired brethren? This is DEER. This is excuses. This is one more feeble attempt at not owning your shit.

When I read it, I read, "Hey guys I'm guilty of fuck-arounditis and have been taking the course work for audit only. Oh and I'm afraid of committing so I've just half-assed a for the past six months."

Life is about grades. You either get A's or you fail. There's no taking the course for Audit and seeing what you feel about it.

If you come to AskMRP and instead say, "Hey guys I'm failing and I don't know why but here's what I've done so far..." you are already starting off on the right foot. Being an integrated man starts with ownership from the first day.

The first step starts with ownership and letting go of your ego.


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Title There's no such thing as "Redpill Aware" - Take the first step in owning your shit.
Author UEMcGill
Upvotes 59
Comments 52
Date 17 September 2019 01:28 PM UTC (9 months ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/253627
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/d5gzwa/theres_no_such_thing_as_redpill_aware_take_the/
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[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando76 points77 points  (30 children) | Copy

Common translations of newbie statements:

I am Red Pill aware = I just found MRP. It all sounds good. I'll try a few bits of it - just enough to get me laid again. Not doing dread though - that's a bit extreme. Or lifting. I don't want to get too big.

I used to be Alpha = I am a career beta.

Back in college, I got loads of pussy = There was this girl who let me fuck her, another gave me a blow job, I got two handjobs off another one and I dry humped a girl at a party after she passed drunk out on the floor.

I used to lift = I went to the gym when I was younger. Once.

My 1 RMS are... = I have no idea what my 1RMs are

I married my highschool sweetheart. All was rosey until last year = she has been thinking about fucking someone else since we got married

I think she cheated on me = she fucked another dude. Several times. In multiple positions. In my bed. And in my car.

I do Crossfit x 3 times per week = I am gay.

I'm 15% BF, Navy Method = I am a lot fatter than this

Is this a comfort test or a shit test? = I am too lazy to read the sidebar

I'm interested in hearing your views on this = I am too lazy to read the sidebar

I am building frame = I don't know what that means, but I'm doing it anyway

She is in my frame = I don't know what that means, but she's doing it anyway

How do I deal with my children? = I am retard

Need some advice gentlemen = I am retard

Help, I just went Rambo = I said "no" for the first time in my life

Help, I just went Rambo = I did something without asking for first time in my life

We are going through an amicable divorce / separation = Help, I'm being played

Why are my lifts so poor? = I am a weakling

Should I give more comfort? = No

Should I stay or should I go? = If I go there will be trouble, if I stay, there will be double

My babysitter is pregnant = my babysitter is pregnant

Wife sending pictures /messages to Beta orbiter = Wife is fucking Chad

Is marriage such a bad thing? = I am about to get married

Need help setting boundaries = Need help setting boundaries. Please come around to my house and do it for me.

Should I have a threesome? = I want to be cucked

Low T results - what should I do? = I don't want to ask my doctor or do the research myself and I don't like needles.

[–]SepeanRed Beret11 points12 points  (2 children) | Copy

That is so funny.

Because it's true.

Except when I say it, ofc. Except for doing crossfit, I'm not sure I could do crossfit 3x per week and not be gay.

[–]RoccoPinkman5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

CrossFit is like ‘ If hipsters did exercise ‘. It’s like weightlifting for vegans.

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Go there and tell them to do real pull ups

[–]RP_PO9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

No, officer you dont get it: I’m AWARE of the speed limit.

[–]helaughsinhidden3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Should I have a threesome? = I want to be cucked

My absolute favorite kind of shit post. I almost wish it was repeated more than every 6 months.

Can't please your wife all on your own? I got just the solution! Bring in someone who is better at sex and more attractive than you are to save that dumpster fire marriage and help her shop for and try out your replacement at the same time!

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret7 points8 points  (11 children) | Copy

So fucking accurate. Is now the time to pick on this?

I do Crossfit x 3 times per week = I am gay.

Of all crossfit dudes I've met, I can't imagine a single one of them being redpilled. They're all chasing some external validation in form of a scoreboard at their "hole-in-the-wall" crossfit gym (take pride!) against all their other faggoty brethren. That's their motivation.

Just makes me want to puke because all I see is wasted time from these guys who have zero frame to show for it. They've done most of the physical part but have no fucking idea how to use that masculinity in their favor.
Makes me want to redknight them so hard, but alas, it's not for me to do.

[–]hack3geRed Beret6 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy

I’d join a box if I was single just for unlimited access to the pussy buffet - from what I hear all of those woman are thirsty and fuck like animals. Just saying...

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret5 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy

They fuck the way they train. I dated a couple spinners back in 2010-2012 that were crossfit junkies. They could fuck for hours upon hours and day after day but quickly lacked any creativity and spontaneous shit was pretty unheard of. They just went hard and long.

Kind of like crossfit.

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah, but bitches who can flat foot cowgirl long enough to make you come with it make wonderful plates...

Yogi hoes and crossfit girls occupy at least 1 mandatory slot on the roster

[–]i-am-the-prize2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yogi hoes

+1 Just for that.

[–]hack3geRed Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

That’s disappointing to hear but it might be fun to go box hopping every time things got stale (pun intended)

[–]i-am-the-prize2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

See, they just need to be lead... at the box/gym, they look up at the board for the W.O.D. and follow along.

so in your bedroom you have to have a board with (S.O.D.) Sex Of the Day laying it out for them.

[–]Iammrp23 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

crossfit

Don't knock it till you try it! This guy does 16 "pullups"! Amaaaaaaaazing

https://youtu.be/Jp7-5gbtfOY?t=1m31s

[–]part_wolf0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I'll admit, CrossFit is more homoerotic than the Top Gun volleyball scene. CrossFit works for me, but I guess I like gay shit. It's not for everyone.

When you boil it down, it's just mixing up plyometrics, gymnastics, body weight movement, Olympic lifting, and powerlifting. There's not really any secret sauce, and every time or rep "score" is just a personal benchmark. There are a lot of ways to fuck it up, and betas will be betas; it's a shame to see the wasted potential with some of these guys I work out with because they have too much ego, too much insecurity, the wrong mindset, or all of the above.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

You can be my wingman anytime.

[–]part_wolf2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Bullshit. You can be be mine.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Cue: Homoerotic hug.

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't forget "I've read the whole side bar three times"=I have put zero effort into doing the hard work and now just want to LARP Alpha

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Just when I thought I have read it all before.

[–]mrbadassmotherfucker1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hey, I feature in this multiple times! I'm famous!!

[–]Big_Daddy_PDX0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Top performance. Sad but true.

[–]so_woke_da_wookie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Guys, I think I lost frame = I just ran out of the house bawling.

[–]WolfofAllStreetz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Bravo as always.

[–]Vegasman200020 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I do Crossfit x 3 times per week = I am gay.

Lol

[–]Cam_Winston21[🍰] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I'm 15% BF, Navy Method = I am a lot fatter than this

I like the "I have abs" posts.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

There was one dude a while back who just started lifting who claimed, he had "abs, coming in March".

Like they're something you can order from Amazon.

[–]i-am-the-prize2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I doubt even he was coming in March.

[–]Earl_Nightingale0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hahahaha CrossFit and Babysitter made me laugh so loud in a bus.

[–]Stallion--Duck0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Someone link this in the sidebar

[–]2ndalRed Beret9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm gravity aware, but not quite ready to believe.

[–]hack3geRed Beret7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

It’s a fucking red PILL, not a lollipop.

I think you’ve been licking it, not swallowing it.

-/u/matrixtospartanatLV

[–]RedPillGlasses1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

😂😂😂 upvote

[–]daddytwoshoes2 points3 points  (8 children) | Copy

What ever happened to pregnant babysitter guy? I wanted to see how that one turned out

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret3 points4 points  (6 children) | Copy

Right? That was like a cliffhanger with no next season...

[–]daddytwoshoes0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Was it total radio silence from him? I can’t remember his handle

[–]RPeed1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

/u/00Pi

Posting in OYS most weeks. Probably at the “gets worse before it gets better” stage but sounds like a totally different guy.

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

That dude went from soap opera train wreck to putting in the work. I guarantee he makes it to the other side

[–]00Pi2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Coming from you that means a lot. I’ll try live up to your prediction!

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Just got caught up on some of his last few OYS. There's still plenty of soap opera there.

[–]itiswr1ttenRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Absolutely, but he's owning it. I respect all the guys who put effort into unfucking themselves, even if day 1 they were absolute shit shows.

[–]00Pi1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I’m still around…

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

McGill with the kill shot, as usual.

[–]so_woke_da_wookie1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ah now here, what ever happened to “suck it and see”?

[–]screechhaterRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I was never aware of alpha, beta, red pill aware or anything.

But once I was feeling up a chick that later became a plate of mine and understood her comment of “we should not get into bad habits” as a test of sorts or statement trying to not come across as a slut.

I also never got fat, and today I watched some fucking schreck dude carrying his 24 pack of Bud while his wife eye fucked me in front of one of my boys, while my boy eye fucked his daughter. Amazingly, the bitch got out of the car and asked me if she knew me and laughed saying it was great to see you, and asked me for my phone, typing in her contact info.

I actually prefer being a pigeon toed, fat dumb cheetah pounding, beer drinking “red pill ware” fuck that can’t do the work

[–]BarracudaRP1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Solid as always, McGill. Whenever I see "I've been RP aware for x time", it makes me seriously doubt that they understand the core ideas at all.

When I discovered MRP, it clashed so violently with my view of the world that there was no middle ground left. After you've seen the earth from space, how could you ever believe the earth is flat again? It was like that with mrp. I don't think my "RP awareness" phase lasted a full 24 hours before got to work, and I never stopped.

Some guys blow my mind - they've been aware of RP for two years, but have accomplished nothing. What's the point?

[–]i-am-the-prize0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

well said. coming up for air long enough to eat, shit, do enough work to not get fired, look like a hermit is the tall order, once you see behind the curtain. you're never the same.

[–]aherrns0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Once you've eaten the forbidden fruit, there's no going back to paradise.

[–]ObjectionTrue0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

"My 1RM BP is 192" -- yeah, right, like any gym has weights that would add up to a number like that.

[–]SeamusAwl1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Maybe.

45 lbs bar Two 45 lbs plates Two 25 lbs plates Two 2.5 lbs plates Two neoprene covered 1 lbs dumbbells taped to his faggoty wrists.

[–]i-am-the-prize1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

+1 for the imagery.

[–]Bebe_Bleau0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Red pill men do get women from time to time with this approach. Just not quality women with high self esteem.



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