Dear Readers, my friends,

I use to term unicorn loosely to mean = a good woman worthy of a safe happy marriage.

Choosing the wrong woman is a fatal mistake I recently read a comment by one of our brothers who had a bitter marriage and a divorce. My heart wept for this man. He says Marriage is a strict no-no. It reminds me of the guy who starts lifting but does so with bad form. He never got the memo on how to do proper weightlifting. And when he gets injured then he blames weightlifting rather than the root cause which was learning how to lift safely. It is the same with women (and men too - these rules are applicable to us as well). If you marry with bad taste: then you are going to get hurt. Don't blame marriage or women. Blame your choices. TRP, unlike feminism, focuses on what WE can do to make ourselves better, rather than blaming secondary causes.

These are guidelines and general rules of thumb please don't get caught up in the nuances or be overly pedantic, phrases etc..

How do I find them? Let us begin:

  • A good woman knows how to control her tongue. Probably the most important point here. The tongue reveals the heart - the essence of a person. If you're gonna share your heart with someone please make sure it isnt cancerous. (A) If she talks too much (more likely to say something bad/stupid/idiotic) or (B) says idiotic things, or if she (C) senselessly attacks people with ad hominem insults for perceived slights: watch out: Her fiery barbs will pierce you. Or if she (D) is not gracious with her words. (E) If she overlooks an insult then you know that she is street smart, but if she (F) throws a hissy fit for an insult then well, you know how she will act when you married with her. Seriously, it is better to live on the streets than to share a house with a nagging, brawling and contentious wife.

  • If she lies this is a big one guys. Generally if they lie about small things, which don't even matter, then how much more will they lie about big things!? It takes A LOT of self control to not lie. In fact, if she tells the truth then she will make good decisions so that she isn't forced to lie about things later on. she'll be walking down a straight path. A honest answer my dear friends is like a kiss on the lips. And if she tries to justify her lies with hamstering........ If you are still considering marrying her then cut of your dick and throw it in the Thames. It is better that you walk around like a Eunuch then be a giant Eunuch when she castrates your soul, or takes a shit in your heart (Loius CK)

  • A good woman is a virtuous one A HUUGE one guys. Former CC riders generally do not make great wives. They lack self control and bring a whole host of emotional issues. A good woman will have the self control to remain a virgin till she marries. IF she admits to cheating in the past this is a huuuge problem. Most girls will not disclose their CC number or will lie about it, so you will have to gauge her trustworthiness by seeing if she lies about other things, or get an idea of slutiness of asking her if she drinks - a good KPI of cock carousel gals. How many virgins do you think exist who: go to clubs wearing skanky clothing, to dance and drink and potentially do drugs? Such a girl is even rarer than a unicorn. If she says that she loves clubbing and getting drunk and loves wearing micro-minis and says she's a virgin then you can be sure she's lying. if she says she's slept with 3 guys then I would say she's not a good woman - even one guy comes with a lot of baggage...nex her..........if she says she's a virgin then she's still a chance......continue screening.

  • u/exit_sandman suggests (to find out whether she's been riding CC): Appear (convincingly) non-judgemental. Most people (not just women) can't stand to live a lie. If put before the choice of lying and having to suffer fallout, most choose the former. But if put before the choice of actually being able to proudly own up to their past and having to embellish it, most would choose the former as well. Convince them that there's no necessity to lie, and people will tell you the truth.

  • a good woman does not go around drunk: again ties in with self control and making good decisions.

  • a good woman is industrious HUUUUUUGE guys, this is huge - it doesn't matter what she does: she could be doing a non-glamourous role but if she works then you can't immediately disqualify her. the second she suggests not working then you know you're in trouble. ask her about what she thinks of work and if she wants to quit her job and not do nothing at all well there's your answer.

but if she's a slothful one - in other words if she does nothing and refuses to work - if she sleeps till 4pm, if she's lazy and doesn't keep busy, then you know you will find trouble. this is a good indicator. SHe will ride your dick because you are her meal ticket and she will treat you like shit because she will feel entitled.

  • she is kind to the poor if she isn't kind to those held in low esteem by society - the prisoners, the unemployed, if she treats the poor badly: then you will know that she isn't a keeper.

  • she listens to advice You know the one who she thinks she is right all the time. dumbasses think they are better than a panel of experts with 30 years worth of knowledge and experience in their respective feilds. in other words if she is stubborn and not ammenable to any sort of correction watch out. then again if she can swallow her pride, admit mistakes and learn from them then you know that she has potential.

  • she repeats her mistakes: do any of you know CC riders or college sluts who cannot for the life of them hold down a stable relationship? They repeat their mistakes over and over. They do not learn. Imagine them in the edge of tomorrow but them dying at the same point over and over. or the girl who has a drunken one night stand which she regrets and gets pregnant, and then after she delivers does the same thing again! Believe me they'll be like a cow returning to eat it's own vomit in the same way she repeat her dumbass mistakes. Watch out for these types of girls. smart girls learn from their mistakes.

  • she blames religion/society/men/anyone for their problems watch out for girls like this. you want a girl who is mature and takes responsibility for her actions and mistakes. Stupid girls don't realise that their bad decisions played a significant part in what happens to them. Rather than attributing some of the blame to their bad decisions, all of it is placed directly on someone else. IF i should put my head in a crocodiles mouth, i can only expect to have it crushed. I can blame the croc all I want, but my actions played a huge part in my skull getting crushed.

  • She gossips and cannot keep a secret girls like this can betray confidences and destroy friendships and can stir up contention. you want a woman who can keep her mouth shut.

  • Constantly gets into conflicts/arguments/strife do you guys know any girls who don't really have any girlfriends? "doesn't get a long with girls" she says. "Girls a bitchy, guys are more straightforward she says". Do you want to know why that is the case? it is a good redflag of potential issues. you don't want drama in a married life. you don't want a girl who is quick to get into an argument. Doing so is like breaching a dam. Smart girls will drop the matter before a dispute breaks out. It will make for a much more peaceful married life, believe me.

  • speaks first without listening another indicator as to whether she is silly. First you listen and then you answer.

  • controls her anger/temper - must be able to not fly off the handle.

There you have it, a SparkNotes redflag list to identify good women. They are very very rare, and if you do find one, make sure you snap her up right away!

Most of this was straight out ripped from ancient wisdom.

Hope this helps.

[edits: made numerous edits based on feedback from comments]