Plate #2 found plate #1's underwear in my bed

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somebullshitrp
August 16, 2016
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So, I'm in the kitchen making myself some coffee the other morning when she comes out holding a sexy pair of underwear.

"What's this?" she demands, to which I answer, "Those aren't yours? I guess I'll put them in my random women underwear drawer."

Well, I guess that didn't go over so well, and now she wants me to apologize for humiliating her. Not sure where the humiliation comes from, though, since we've never had any discussion about being exclusive...

Any suggestions for my conversation with her later?

[Update]

So, I had a chat with her a bit ago and after listening to her rant about how upset she was, I told her that I am sorry she found the underwear... but I'm not sorry for sleeping with other women, and there was no expectation of exclusivity in our relationship.

Guys, it was awesome... she tried every trick in the book to get me to commit to an exclusive relationship with her right there on the spot. Anger, sadness, disappointment, you name it... I maintained frame and told her that I'm not going to be exclusive with anyone, and that she can move on if she isn't OK with that.

Before I hung up, she intimated that it was over between us without ever really saying it. She's obviously leaving herself a way to come back to me that will save her face. I went along with it, of course. I'm sure she'll be asking for the D again in a week or so.


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Title Plate #2 found plate #1's underwear in my bed
Author somebullshitrp
Upvotes 60
Comments 59
Date 16 August 2016 04:35 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/262
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[–]InChargeMan91 points92 points  (9 children) | Copy

Unrelated: I used to hide XXL women's underwear in LTR friend's cars in the seat cracks of the passenger side. The reactions from their GF's was priceless. Stage 1: Oh hell no, why do you have another woman's underwear in your car? Stage 2: WTF, is she 300 lbs???

[–]somebullshitrp[S] 14 points15 points  (4 children) | Copy

this is hilarious

[–]InChargeMan12 points13 points  (3 children) | Copy

I still laugh out loud whenever I think back. There was one pair, XXL leopard print thong. So good.

I have a theory that humor doesn't evolve as you get older, it just piles on. I'll laugh like a 10 year old at stupid office pranks.

[–]somebullshitrp[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children) | Copy

I just ordered some XXL underwear from amazon... bonus: I did it on my sister's amazon account.

[–]Limekill2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

+1.

[–]D4rkr4in0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The ass was fat

[–]Borsao664 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I am SO doing this to a buddy.

[–]TomFoo5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

I'm laughing at the gym while reading this.

[–]DennisReynoldsAMA8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

So you workout and stuff?

[–]Limekill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

+1.

Goes on the to do list.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Those were actually mine. I thought you would like me with them. Now that you've ruined it.."

If she keeps talking nonsense: "We are not exclusive"

If she keeps talking even more nonsense after , fucking next her.

[–]Endorsed Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil20 points21 points  (5 children) | Copy

The girl who's underwear you are holding is way less drama.

[–]flat6turbo9 points10 points  (4 children) | Copy

i dunno. she probably left it there on purpose for someone else to find. chicks always leave little bits and baubles at my place. hair shit, bracelets, makeup compacts, other nonsense like that, usually on the nightstand.

i just throw that shit onto my bathroom counter for them to pick up next time they're at my place. i don't give a fuck who sees.

[–]Bulk_king113 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

so true I swear every chick, I have ever had over has left something. A hair tie, earring, underwear (obviously on purpose), you name it.

[–]flat6turbo26 points27 points  (1 child) | Copy

they're marking their territory.

bitches be animal.

[–]the_red_monk0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I even had a bitch pee ion my bed once. Truth.

[–]antariusz2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Id give you gold if I could. Women were doing this crazily to me the past couple weeks and I didn't even think about it. Fucking stepped on an earring in my living room seriously, who takes off one fucking earring, in the living room. Sunglasses on top of my refrigerator (why the fuck would you ever put them there). Love notes posted on the same refrigerator. Underwear next to the bed. Bobby pins in the shower. Other girls earrings in the shower (if you didn't want them wet, why not take off before getting in the shower, and why leave them there, where the stream of water hits them anyway). 1 fucking sock under my couch.

Like I was seriously confused about some of this shit.

[–]flat6turbo31 points32 points  (6 children) | Copy

lol. you can literally do or say anything other than apologize.

[–]Sementeries6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

This, OP.

This bitch isn't your girlfriend. Nothing to be sorry about.

[–]somebullshitrp[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children) | Copy

I apologized for her finding the underwear, but not for sleeping with other women. Nothing to apologize there for except for my sloppy house-keeping.

[–]jb_trp7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy

You shouldn't have apologized for her finding the underwear. An apology is often seen as an admission of guilt. What did you do wrong? Nothing. You never lied, never promised you wouldn't see other women, etc.

Whatever you do, don't sneak. Just own what you do and who you are. She's probably more upset that she has competition than your behavior. You did good though letter her know "there's the door if you don't like it."

[–]somebullshitrp[S] 15 points16 points  (2 children) | Copy

Well, I was guilty of not cleaning up after my last plate... and I'm all about taking responsibility for my actions. I'm not sure where the problem in admitting that is.

[–]htbf7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

No, you're right. We're taking everything away from our plates. The least we could do is protect their dignity by not leaving traces of other plates around the house.

You handled it well.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lolz

[–]svensin23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy

Maybe make your bed once in a while so soiled crusted over clam blankets aren't festering in your sheets

[–]somebullshitrp[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is fantastic advice. On that note, my criteria for changing the sheets is:

  1. If she's coming over when it's light out and will see the cum stains from the other girls on the sheets
  2. If my bed feels like the floor at my local dive bar

When I talked to her today she made a pretty specific mention of seeing cum stains on the sheets and mistakenly thinking they were hers. lol

[–]Swelfie1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

If my hot houskeeper's twice a week visit has transpired.

[–]Whiskytoast12 points13 points  (9 children) | Copy

did plate #2 set you up? Who gets dressed and forgets to put on underwear?

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock23 points24 points  (3 children) | Copy

You don't forget your underwear. That was a territorial plant done out of instinct, like a dog pissing on a tree.

[–]svensin2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

yea pretty sure when if I woke up in a strange place the first thing i'd try to do was find my underwear

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

The walk of shame's dress code is outwear only. Some girl wants to skedaddle at 430am she better not turn on the lights. That would be annoying AF

[–]chasethecake0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

underwear and a coat only yeah, but forgetting your underwear is done on purpose.

[–]somebullshitrp[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hadn't thought of this... that's a great point. I will investigate. Fucking sneaky bitches.

[–]GarlicSaucePunch0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You ever hear of "The Bowl"? I think David D came up with it. It's especially useful when you have multiple roommates who are seeing various girls. You set up a bowl near the front door, like where everyone might throw their keys/change when they walk in? but you get a bigger one. Then you all throw in the hairpins, earrings, bracelets, toothbrushes, etc. whatever junk women are leaving over. Then when any one of your/your roommates' girls ask you just shrug and say "That's the bowl." This might not work as well with panties but you could just set up a basket in your room. Eventually one of the women will probably dump it out in the garbage, saving you a step anyway.

[–]cdogg752 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

exactly. No one forgets a bra or underwear. She was marking her territory.

[–]YoureAfuckingRobot0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

100%, seen it before and confirmed with females.

There was actually this one time I took a girl to a hotel and she actually forgot her underwear because she was still do drunk in the morning. Obviously not marking a hotel bed.

[–]cdogg751 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Well..drunk in the morning adds in a wildcard to all of this.

[–]MrBowlfish21 points22 points  (1 child) | Copy

She's creating drama for the thrill of it. This is one way women play out their movie fantasies; no doubt she's witnessed this scene hundreds of times on a screen. As soon as she starts losing her shit either tell her she needs to go home if she's at your place or get up and leave if at hers. Best communication is action and when a woman sees zero tolerance for drama she's very careful about pulling that knife from the drawer in the future.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Great advice. We all know women respect power and authority. In all aspects of life.

[–]machimus12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

This made me laugh real hard. That's an awkward way to find out. For me, two of my plates met each other when one was doing the other's hair and they were gossiping about their sex lives. Eventually they did the math and realized they were sleeping with the same guy and they were pissed.

I told them they knew we weren't in an exclusive relationship and I regret that they found out that way. They each basically said they weren't okay with continuing the relationship and I said I respect their position and that would be fine.

Still slept with one of them later, but even if I hadn't, that's why you call them plates. It's perfectly okay for them to come and go with no drama.

[–]onmyownpath6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Just go silent. She will contact you.

If she doesn't - so what?

[–]youcantdenythat2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like you did ok... Tell her it's FINE. Tell her you have a good time with her (very very light comfort). "There's nothing to be humiliated about." Just keep deflecting and chuckling and telling her it's fine until she gets flabbergasted and gives up heh.

[–][deleted] 3 points3 points | Copy

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[–]W_O_M_B_A_T0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah, basically every male-shaming tactic she knows of.

[–]0kool742 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Those aren't yours? I guess I'll put them in my random women underwear drawer."

SOLID amused mastery

she wants me to apologize for humiliating her

tell her to want in one hand crap in the other and see which one fills up faster!

she tried every trick in the book to get me to commit to an exclusive relationship

Yep...........take the wheel away from the hamster and watch its head explode lol

save her face

how dare you try and get one up on her you male shitlord lol :-)

[–]FrameWalker2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dont argue over it. Use a soft next. It shouldn't come up again. If she does listen tonher for 60s say youre not looking for something exclusive and then say youre headed to the gym and go no contact.

[–]Sensei_Hensei3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good position to be in. The competition anxiety will eventually set in.

[–]brooklynisburnin4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Humiliating her" fuck that noise, hold frame you did nothing wrong.

[–]MistaFANG 2 points2 points [recovered] | Copy

say it wasn't you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_f6qFBQD9U

[–]svensin1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

a comment for your update - when she comes back, leave two pairs of underwear in your bed. and three the next time, and so on.. lol

[–]W_O_M_B_A_T0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is childish AF, heh heh. I like the way you think. Could backfire though if she starts to think you like dressing in drag, etc.....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ignore her until she contacts you. There's not much work to do here, enjoy the extra effort she'll be putting in. You should probably have the "we're not exclusive I never said we were" talk

[–]fixzzz1232 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Radio silence till she comes back to you?!

[–]Endorsed Contributorbalalasaurus2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Humiliating her? She humiliated herself by acting the way she did.

Did you ever make it seem that y'all were exclusive? I hope not. If you two are just hooking up then she should know the deal.

Don't communicate with her later. Radio silence until she realizes that she's the one acting a fool (be prepared for the plate to drop).

The minute you behave otherwise you cede power over to her and change the dynamic.

[–]themoviedood[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

LMFAO my man!! Golden.

[–]PaperStreetVilla0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

read up on /u/omlala he has a recent post on plates meeting each other.

you play it cool, don't get phased, and it won't matter, and builds competition on women

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

just kiss her and fuck her after

[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear2220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Don't fall into her frame? "What humiliation?" laugh in her fucking face



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