Now that girls are settling into new apartments and getting back to school, the next item on the agenda is obtaining some good dick. Experienced fuck boys can attest that there is a seasonal aspect to dating apps, with September and October being prime months for scoring Tinder poon.

As I wrote in my post "Why You Aren't Translating Your Tinder Matches/Dates Into Lays," most of you make Tinder way more complicated than it has to be. Here I will briefly review how to tell when a girl just wants some dick, and how to escalate appropriately for an easy same night lay.

She Just Wants Dick

It isn't difficult to tell when she's looking for dick that very night. Most guys take curt, one-word replies to mean lack of interest on her part. Wrong. Oftentimes, it just means she wants you to get to the fucking point already. As long as she's responding promptly to your messages and not waiting hours in between, then you should be escalating quickly in turn. ABC - Always Be Closing.

Here is an actual example from last week:

Start time: 6:30 PM

Me: Hey [Name]

7:30 PM

Her: Hey Psychological Radish

Me: Hows it going

She's responding within 1-5 minutes now

Her: Kinda bored at home

Me: Sounds like we could both use some company

Her: Agreed

Me: Got wine?

Her: You bring one

Me: What part of [City] do you live in?

Her: Downtown

Me: I could come at 9. What's your address?

Her: [gives address]

Me: Cool I'll message you when I head out

End time: 8:30 PM

That's it, fellas. It's really that simple. No cute one liners, no crass jokes, no bullshit. Straight to the point, but without sounding like a sex-crazed weirdo. You might think this is some one-off, but I can show you many Tinder conversations that went exactly like this and ended with an effortless lay.

The execution is quite simple. I open with "Hey [name]", which she usually parrots back. I ask what's up; usually, it's "nothing much" or some variation. If it's a generic reply like that, I'll hit her with the "sounds like we could both use some company" line followed by "got wine?"

If she says she's smoking weed and watching TV or some other activity that sounds fun, I'll invite myself to join her. Whatever the case, if she agrees, then you're pretty much in. Just pivot to logistics and seal the deal.

Wine or Weed

"Want sum fuck?" isn't going to work unless you're Chad Thundercock himself, and even then it still probably won't work a lot of the time. Notice how I never actually mention sex; we both know exactly what this is, it doesn't need to be said. The medium is the message here. Still, it's important to leave her a shred of dignity and suggest meeting for wine or weed.

Logistics

In this example she tells me to bring the wine, which I took as an implicit invitation. In fact, once you've gotten this far, she'll usually invite you over. Girls feel more comfortable with this sort of debauchery in their own homes, and she wouldn't even be on Tinder in the first place if she wasn't. In the event that logistics don't sort themselves out naturally, I'll invite her over with the caveat that we can also meet at her place.

Fool's Gold

Girls that open with shit like "hey cutie ;)" usually aren't serious about meeting. Chicks that bring up sex stuff in the chat probably won't actually fuck you. Not that they never do, but most of the time that is unfortunately the case.

It's the girls who seem the most disinterested that are often the most interested in getting some dick that very night. Indeed, many of these girls tell me later on that they downloaded the app within the last 24 hours. It behooves you to move quickly so someone like me doesn't fuck her first. Don't be discouraged by the charade. In person, these girls are often perfectly pleasant.

Of course, YMMV and all that - this is just my experience. Obviously your pictures need to be on point. A shirtless or muscle tank top shot is basically mandatory. Plenty of guides have been written on that already.

Not every girl is going to be open to having a strange man come straight to her place, fuck the shit out her, and then leave. But many of them are, and it pays to recognize when she's looking for that and move quickly to capitalize on the opportunity.