Folks,

Meet Justin Case.

Actually, you've all met him before. Justin Case is the man (in many cases men) women keep around 'just in case' things don't work out with her current dalliance Chad Thundercock.

My view, is that women are more than complicit in Justin's presence - they actively seek him out and usually manipulate him to stay around by dangling the prospect of sex in front of him, but never actually having it. Women also might use Justin in order to shit test their primary prospect-

'Oh, this guy Justin just keeps flirting with me at work Chad!? it's so annoying!?'

I also believe that Justin is a willing participant in his role, and dangerously high penis PSI level. He 'doesn't mind' the friend-zone because 'women aren't objects bro!' Yet, he can't help but fantasize about the day when she will finally say,

'Oh Justin! I've spent all my life looking for the perfect man and didn't realize he was standing right here the whole time!'

Folks, what are your thoughts on my explanation for the proliferation of Justin Cases in Western society?

Ladies, do you have a Justin right now? How many Justins is the optimum amount to suppress your worry that Chad might not work out? What's your take on why Justins exist and are growing in numbers?

Generally, Is my description of women gathering up orbiters like Pokemon for a 'just in case' measure accurate? Are all (or most) Justin Cases beta orbiters? Or, does anyone have experience with (or being) a type of alpha Justin Case?

Personal stories welcome, ideally funny ones, of foiling (or being foiled by) Justin Case.