How to handle cougars on tinder

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September 22, 2019
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25M matching with several 40+ cougars. How would you handle it?


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Title How to handle cougars on tinder
Author JustinDX
Upvotes 59
Comments 63
Date 22 September 2019 01:30 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/288036
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/d7qfu8/how_to_handle_cougars_on_tinder/
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[–]nonpornaccountii203 points204 points  (15 children) | Copy

By having sex with them.

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (12 children) | Copy

Typical 2019 trp response. Thanks for the input

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (7 children) | Copy

He's not wrong, but think of it this way: There are plenty of women 40+ who would put out for you while making me wait. I'm a catch to them. I'm 47, good looking, stable career. Never forget, "The Wall" has as much if not more to do with changing expectations/incentives than with declining looks.

[–]theredsperg 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy

or they just don't find you attractive no more grandad (y)

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

LMFAO

I just climbed Mt. Bierstadt....yeah, yeah, it is the most commonly climbed Colorado 14'r, but I did it in 4.5 hours door to door....it's 7 miles round trip, 2,800 vertical feet. I got many smiles from many young cuties.

On some level, MILF's/cougars don't find me attractive because they know I'm good looking enough to pull younger tail.

Do you even lift?

[–]mountainbiker1780 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

There are plenty of women 40+ who would put out for you while making me wait. I'm a catch to them. I'm 47, good looking, stable career.

So what do you do? Go after younger/hotter I assume

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

You bet.

I'm somewhat "alpha widowed" but the other way around. I hooked up with a 19 y/o at 39, and we had a 4.5 year run. It was fucking awesome, and because we knew we'd break up when she got to grad school, there wasn't any of that subterranean relationship bullshit going on.

Younger women are just fucking awesome. So free.

I'm under performing. I need to be far more aggressive. The Good Looking Loser holds that Game == Killer Instinct, nothing more, nothing less, and I agree...and have shitty Game. I piss more women off by not hitting on them, than by hitting on them. I've never had a really harsh rejection, which means I'm doing it wrong.

If I was firing on all cylinders, I'd be making nice headline FR posts.

[–]mountainbiker1780 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I piss off more women off by not hitting on them, than by hitting on them.

I'm curious about this statement. How do you know?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Had a woman interrupt me at work (was working from a burrito/marg joint) to buy me a drink. I was single, she passed the boner test, I made no move. When she left, she literally took the longest path away from me she could have. Stupid.

[–]KimDongIllest31 points32 points  (3 children) | Copy

He’s not wrong. Keep it simple and don’t fuck it up. There’s been countless posts about how to handle the shit tests they’ll throw just handle it.

[–]_DonDraper_6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Specifically for older women? Links please, made me curious.

[–]KimDongIllest14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dude the search bar is a thing. I hope you put more effort into your date than you’re putting into the answer to your question.

[–]Uniqueusername3604 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

What kind of shit tests do you speak? I find younger women are on “shit test level” rarely older ones though

[–]VaultGuy19953 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm surprised this doesn't have more upvotes

[–]machimus37 points38 points  (3 children) | Copy

Get to the point faster but don’t be too graphic.

[–]Obnoxiousjimmyjames35 points36 points  (16 children) | Copy

Older women are much more open minded and direct when it comes to sex. Some will straight out tell you that that’s all they want. Some of the best sex of my life has been with these older ladies; much more confidence in the bedroom and willingness to try almost anything.

[–]Kabuki43121 points22 points  (6 children) | Copy

Wine dine and 69 ?

Chickin and dickin?

Get straight to point. They are easiest and theres no beating around the bush. Tell her she's hot and would love to plough her ass.

[–]MrBreitling 1 points [recovered]  (5 children) | Copy

Cum and go

Drip and dip

Nail and bail

Plow and ciao

Nut then strut

Sex it and Exit

Suck and duck

Skeet and yeet

Jam and scram

Ram and scram

Hit it and quit it

Screw and shoo

Shoot and scoot

Sbeve and leave

Smash and dash

Squirt and revert

Skeet and retreat

Kiss then dismiss

Hump then dump

Finger don't linger

Cuddle then scuttle

Splatter and scatter

Breed then proceed

Get laid then evade

Jack off then back off

Ejaculate and evacuate

Insert meat and retreat

Go down and skip town

Tear her apart then depart

Impregnate and immigrate

Lick her clit then lickety split

Suck her toes then say adios

Bust a nut then leave the hut

Fuck her ass then hit the gas

Fill her hole then take a stroll

Shoot the Jizz then out you is

Spray DNA and refuse to stay

Smash mouth and dash south

Give her cock then run a block

Make a baby and run like crazy

Smash her rear then disappear

Hit the spot then ditch the thot

Insert peen then flee the scene

Shoot your goo and say "adieu"

Claim the clam and say shazam

Blow your load and hit the road

Shoot the glaze then run aways

Hit the dump then Forest Gump

Get some noggin then go joggin

Give her meat then hit the street

Shoot your shit then fucking split

Give her a kid then go off the grid

Paint her face and leave the place

Get some brain then ride the train

Fill the crack and never come back

Pop her cherry then hop on a ferry

Give her the dick and get out quick

Ruin her sheets then hit the streets

Rock her box then change the locks

Insert your cock then promptly walk

Make her your play mate and vacate

Slide in your meat then hit the street

Fertilize her seed then need for speed

Empty your sack and don't come back

Make her screech and leave the beach

Cum on her back then get on the track

Fuck her fast then leave her in the past

Give her the steak then make your escape

Get inside her gown then get out of town

Cover her in white mist then cease to exist

Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away

Prompt her wetting then change your setting

Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality

Upload your genetic information then appear in a different nation

Perform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location

[–]RoccoPinkman4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Cum and go

Drip and dip

Nail and bail

Plow and ciao

Nut then strut

Sex it and Exit

Suck and duck

Skeet and yeet

Jam and scram

Ram and scram

Hit it and quit it

Screw and shoo

Shoot and scoot

Sbeve and leave

Smash and dash

Squirt and revert

Skeet and retreat

Kiss then dismiss

Hump then dump

Finger don't linger

Cuddle then scuttle

Splatter and scatter

Breed then proceed

Get laid then evade

Jack off then back off

Ejaculate and evacuate

Insert meat and retreat

Go down and skip town

Tear her apart then depart

Impregnate and immigrate

Lick her clit then lickety split

Suck her toes then say adios

Bust a nut then leave the hut

Fuck her ass then hit the gas

Fill her hole then take a stroll

Shoot the Jizz then out you is

Spray DNA and refuse to stay

Smash mouth and dash south

Give her cock then run a block

Make a baby and run like crazy

Smash her rear then disappear

Hit the spot then ditch the thot

Insert peen then flee the scene

Shoot your goo and say "adieu"

Claim the clam and say shazam

Blow your load and hit the road

Shoot the glaze then run aways

Hit the dump then Forest Gump

Get some noggin then go joggin

Give her meat then hit the street

Shoot your shit then fucking split

Give her a kid then go off the grid

Paint her face and leave the place

Get some brain then ride the train

Fill the crack and never come back

Pop her cherry then hop on a ferry

Give her the dick and get out quick

Ruin her sheets then hit the streets

Rock her box then change the locks

Insert your cock then promptly walk

Make her your play mate and vacate

Slide in your meat then hit the street

Fertilize her seed then need for speed

Empty your sack and don't come back

Make her screech and leave the beach

Cum on her back then get on the track

Fuck her fast then leave her in the past

Give her the steak then make your escape

Get inside her gown then get out of town

Cover her in white mist then cease to exist

Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away

Prompt her wetting then change your setting

Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality

Upload your genetic information then appear in a different nation

Perform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location

My personal favourites.

[–]ganz_allein0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You made my day man! God bless ya

[–]I_say_aye0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Is this a copy pasta or did you just write all of this? If you did I’m pretty impressed

[–]ControlBlue0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

MVP!

[–]Trpidation-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Jesus man, go talk to girls or something.

Also you made me lol.

[–]TheCondor967 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

With a collar and a leash

[–]CryptJitsu16 points17 points  (2 children) | Copy

Same as any other chick

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

Come over and see my stamp collection. Edit: but lets be real, being 40 on tinder is more polarising than 18-30 yo's

[–]CryptJitsu37 points38 points  (0 children) | Copy

At the end of the day if they are over 40 on tinder they are looking to get dicked down. If you are matching with them they are dtf.

[–]MyRedGlasses5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

I know what you're trying to ask, but the only answer is trial and error.

You'll have to find what works for you, while simultaneously applying the basic Redpill frame work.

AWALT, and will respond accordingly, age is no difference.

[–]entrep43 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Unmatch them and wonder why I even swiped right in the first place

[–]throwaway-ibmt2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

27 y/o here who has a 40 y/o plate.

From my experience they are way more open to sex from the get-go than most younger girls but they are no different in how you treat them. Treat them like you would 20-30 y/olds (they love it). Good thing is they are more open to kinky stuff and have more experience, they also don't give a fuck about getting into an LTR with you compared to younger girls. Downside is their age shows - my plates body is still great for 40 though.

[–]i-am-the-prize1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

when i was 25-27 I had 2 ongoing FWB's in their 40's can confirm. +1

[–]Livecrazyjoe3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Depends on what you want. If it's sex fine. But alot of them are old and crusty. I'm 40 and the women my age are falling apart. Saggy tits and old faces galore. I actually date 10 years younger.

Don't buy the advice that they are more sexually adventurous. I can get any 20 to 30 year old to do almost anything an older lady will do.

[–]thecouple881 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly. Date/fuck younger. I’ve had better experiences with teens than any old lady.

[–]abomba241 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

How to handle what? Getting them on a date? Just do your thing, no reason to be different. Just be clear about your expectations and ask the same from her, likely you'll know quickly if you want to escalate or not

[–]RicoDunne1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pick a sugar mama to try out, get it out of your system, and scrub the rest. Being chased seems flattering, but look at what you are catching. Honestly, why waste your time on old women when more attractive women are out there.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

ith several 40+ cougars. How would you handle it?

Fuck them if you want to.

Otherwise ignore.

What's the problem?

[–]Dustin_Bromain1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Let me know if you figure it out homie. I want milfs

[–]Schhwing1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

just don't swipe right on them if you wouldn't fuck them

[–]bonaj-4 points-3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Leave this sub with your stupid questions without any context

[–]1kick6-5 points-4 points  (6 children) | Copy

Don’t

[–]huey764-1 points0 points  (5 children) | Copy

What if he wants to?

[–]1kick62 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

He probably wants to play world of Warcraft and masturbate all day too. Part of TRP is controlling your shitty impulses in order to create useful ones.

[–]cdh10030 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

Not a helpful response. I've met some very hot 40yo's and there's nothing inherently wrong with sleeping with one, if that's what OP fancies. If he were only targeting them, or doing so an excuse not to polish his game for younger ones, that might be different. But there's no indication that's the case.

[–]1kick6-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

You’re overvaluing busted ass old pussy. That’s inherently wrong.

[–]i-am-the-prize0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

you're assuming he's overvaluing it.

advanced age (40+) in a plate/ons is a negative vs. a more nubile 20 something, no one is arguing that. But if he's not a high SMV guy, the delta between his age and then will create attraction for them (for multiple reasons: actual physical arousal; validation) so he may be able to "punch above his looks level" due to cherry picking an older one. that's a nice cheat code if his game isn't strong (which it's not if he's asking this question).

if he gets turned on by one or some, have fun, get some experience.

[–]thecouple880 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This man has it right. Why the hell chase old ass pussy when there’s teens on tinder?



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